"I thought if you break a person's spinal column, that person dies"
*tests it*
*Grabs Gordon Freeman*
*laughs uncontrollably*
"Hahaha! Gordon Freeman was knocked out!"
*watches as the aliens from Half Life breach the bar*
"Why does this always happen when I'm around"
*goes and buys a hoooker*
*gets herpes*
"god damit!"
*Moosephon brings in teh six legged moose.
"YEAY!"
*Kicks the six legged Moose's legs*
"haha, you tripped"
*Silver-Dragon climbs atop teh six legged moose*
"Yaeh!"
*Silver-Dragon rides the horse around the bar, killing people and stuff*
"Moosephon, you're Teh Moose Mutator! Join me!"
Unfortunantly the six legged moose is not a horse.
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Unfortunantly the six legged moose is not a horse.
*kicks the horse
"Not a horse? Really? Whats the difference! Ghah!"
*Silver-Dragon kicks DI*
"DIE,DI!"
*Pushes off Silver-Dragon off the Horse/Moose*
*Gets on Horse/Moose, and drives (haa) him*
ADDITION:
*Kicks SEN Bar to move it up*
"DIE!!!"
*Throws nuclearrabbit off the Empire State Building hoping for an explosion*
*Sees her falling, sees her nuclear powers goes OMG*
"Dude, she's a nuke, SHE CAN FLY"!
"Spiderman, Spiderman does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size. Catches thieves, just like flies. LOOK OUT! Here comes the Spiderman!
Is he strong? Listen bud, he's got radioactive blood. Can he swing from a thread? Take a look overhead. LOOK OUT! Here comes the spiderman!
In the chill of night, at the scene of teh crime like a streak of light, he arrives just in time!"
Replace all Spiderman with Nuclearrabbit.
*Walks in and eats Syphon- oh, I mean Moosephon's- head.
"No more pie for j00!!!"
"
Nuclearrabbit,
Nuclearrabbit does whatever a spider
(?) can, spins a web, any size. Catches thieves, just like flies. LOOK OUT! Here comes the Nuclearrabbit!
Is he
(?) strong? Listen bud, he's
(?) got radioactive blood. Can he
(?) swing from a thread? Take a look overhead. LOOK OUT! Here comes the
Nuclearrabbit!
In the chill of night, at the scene of teh crime like a streak of light, he
(?) arrives just in time!"
Replace all Spiderman with Nuclearrabbit.
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"No explosion?
"
"Awww... this is the worst Christmas ever!"
*wraps up C4 and gives it to Wilhelm*
"Merry f**king Christmas!"
[center]*Random explosion*
"Random statement."
(Random sound effect)[/center]
"WHY IS IT SO RANDOM"
"hey i like pie"
"So random..."
*walks into the bar*
"what is this place?"