"welcome to the bar, there are alot of random,crazy,stupid stuff here...so be prepared"
[center]"I am God in this bar. Respect me."
*Pours drink from large can labeled 'Gasoline'*
*Drinks*
"That'll kill some brain cells..."[/center]
*serves nuke some beer*
"Here."
"Look over there!!!"
*pours some poison in the drink*
"Oh wait nvm, that wasn't a female nuclearrabbit."
*Walks in through a wall*
"What?"
*Drinks nuke's "beer", nothing happens*
"WHAT?!1/!!/1?!/1!!"
*Posts Smilies*
"Aww, I must've poured in the dog piss instead of the poison =/"
*Drinks dog piss*
"Meh, better than the other 5*it they serve here"
"You know that's bad for your health....=O"
*Grabs the cup away from Tmac*
*Pours more urine but K9 Style*
*Opens Tmac's mouth really wide and pours the pee in his mouth*
"Sucker..."
ADDITION:
*Kicks SEN Bar to move up again.*
*Enjoys urine*
"Hey let me get another one of those"
*Grabs the cup away from Tmac*
*Pours more urine but K9 Style*
*Opens Tmac's mouth really wide and pours the pee in his mouth*
"Sucker..."
"THX"
*Takes a marker and writes Urine=Free Drink on the barstool*
ADDITION:
*Passes Out*
*Found a the Urine on top of the Bar Stool*
*Opens Tmac's mouth really wide and pours the pee in his mouth*
"Sucker..."
*Voyager7456(MM) hides in the corner.
*drinks some Irish Coffee*
mmmm.
*walks over to Voy and yells at the others*
"OMG OGM ITS TEH VOY!!"
*points*
"Oh no, my adoring fans!"
*sees bunch of small moving teddy bears around Voy, asking for his autograph*
"Woah.....me needz to stop drinking urine"
*pours urine mixed with poison in a cup*
*pours into o-0's mouth*
"This is old-fasioned beer."
"Hey I came here because these urine drinks are better than the ones from the gay bar down the street"
*Orders urine*
*Drinks urine*
"Urine-aholic is really good person."
But only at the gay bar can you drink straight from the draft!
"EVERYONE SOMEONE JUST FINISHED PEEING!!!!!"
*points at the guy in the restroom*
"GET YOUR CUPS!!!"
*Heared Zidane Lionheart talking to somebody*
"Hmm, which cup is it?"
"Hey Zidane Lionheart, should I use the cup to play football?"