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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Desperado on 2006-12-06 at 20:52:11
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Wasn't really the point, moving your wrists back and forth is still more work/takes longer to do than press a button.

The Wii controller allows for a level of laziness never before seen, as the controller is split into two parts held in each hand. No longer must you hold your hands together, instead, complete and total laziness is achieved. Additionally, it is easier to twitch your wrist several millimeters than it is to move a finger the same distance.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cole on 2006-12-06 at 20:59:35
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The Wii controller allows for a level of laziness never before seen, as the controller is split into two parts held in each hand. No longer must you hold your hands together, instead, complete and total laziness is achieved. Additionally, it is easier to twitch your wrist several millimeters than it is to move a finger the same distance.

While at the same time allowing for a level of activeness [from a console] never before seen. Plus a sweet level of fun.

It must be the work of.... ALIENS!!! OMFG!! I NEW IT!!


I want a bluetooth adapater to play my games on my PC with it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2006-12-06 at 21:12:35
This just in! Thinking - a revolutionary controller - allows for a whole new unprecedented amount of laziness. No longer are you required to utilize those feeble muscles of yours! Now, wireless thought nodes communicate directly with the console.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cole on 2006-12-06 at 22:50:36
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his just in! Thinking - a revolutionary controller - allows for a whole new unprecedented amount of laziness. No longer are you required to utilize those feeble muscles of yours! Now, wireless thought nodes communicate directly with the console.

OMG we must join togeather and create it!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Desperado on 2006-12-07 at 19:29:23
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This just in! Thinking - a revolutionary controller - allows for a whole new unprecedented amount of laziness. No longer are you required to utilize those feeble muscles of yours! Now, wireless thought nodes communicate directly with the console.

Way ahead of you. There is this wonderful game called Death where you don't have to be physically active at all, even your heart stops beating. Furthermore, no thought is required, in fact, thought is impossible.

True laziness is death.
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