*kicks Crimson*
*punches KrAzY*
*Walks in the bar*
"Hey, what's happening folks?"
*I take a seat in the bar*
*punches Chrono*
"That is what is goin on, foo..."
*comes into the bar*
*lights a ciggarette*
* The weirdly shaped donkey in front of me explodes*
"How was yur day"
"Hey, I do not punch people, I'm a pacifist!"
*Orders a Diet coke in the bar*
"Muahahaha pacifist..."
*punches Chrono*
*Syphon frys everything in a yamato blast, except the bar.
*HorroR walks out of the bar
"How inconvinient..A yamato blast.."
*HorroR walks back inside
*Punches back*
"I am not a pacifist when I'm fighting!"
*Jumps behind the bar and start throwing bottles of scotch on HorroR*
*HorroR dodges "Fine we'll have it that way"
*takes out the M4A1 which I had when Nuke was still around

*
"DIEEEEEEE"
*trips on the rug*
*knocks HorroR over*
*laughs*
*orders a drink*
*HorroR gets knocked over
"OH YOU MEANIE!"
*shoots at Chrono*
*Enters the bar*
"Whats going on now?"
*Takes a seat*
*HorroR shoots at Pacmayn
"That's my special chair"
*impales horror with a trident*
That my chair! Waiter, beer made out of 99.9% alcohol please.
*HorroR loses 3 HP!!!!
"Oh you arsehole!...3 HP!!!!"
*HorroR shoots duck
"Maybe we should have a counciling session..."
*Kame gives everyone puppets, and has them sit in a circle.
"Now HorroR, tell us how you feel."
*HorroR sighs
"I HAVE A MASSIVE BLOODLUST MUAHAHAH!"
*HorroR shoots the puppets
*plays with the doggy puppet*
*pretends puppet is talking*
"I feel a compulsive urge to kill all turtles...and some bears..."
"OoO I wanna join ducky!"
*HorroR sends for turtles...and some bears
"DIEEEE"
*HorroR shoots a turtle
*Kame is a turtle
"you dumbfark. Turtle in Japanese is KAME"
*Kame is dead
*HorroR looks amidst the chaos
"Aw hell I missed one...and I'm outta ammo..Might as well keep it as a pet"
*HorroR names the turtle Firekame/Kame_da_Sniper/Ophelia/Whatever the helll
*HorroR notices a duck
"Hey its a duck with a sign around it's neck that says Pekkel...STABBY TIME!!!"
*HorroR stabs the duck
*grabs Kame and put her into a boiling pot of poison*
Mwhahaha, now everything is going exactly as planned; now for the pink pandas

..."
"YOU FIEND! THAT WAS LIEK MEH PET!"
*HorroR grabs Kame and shoots at duck..Uh..Which...THAT ONE ON THE LEFT
"Aw hell that was Pekkel"