*HorroR takes out a crowbar and beats the living crap out of Jammed
"damn, you guys just don't support good things"
*disapointed, i leave
"Yeah, thanks, HorroR. You ruined the ONE chance that someone wouldn't set off a nuclear weapon in the bar today. Congratulations."
*Minority hits HorroR over the head with a pool cue
*Walks out of the bar, and walks back in with a guy in a mask*
"You see...this is my friend..."
*Pulls the guys mask off*
"Osama. I hope you all make friends with him"
*Gives Osama 15 nukes and runs out of the bar* *Osama starts hearing voices in his head, that tell him he should be nice today... & he listens to them
*Enters
*Sits down
"Yo, barkeep, gimme some peanuts. Not the spitbacks, either."
*Notices Osama in the bar
*Runs away
*Comes back, gets the peanuts and runs away again
*beat him while he exit's*
This SEN Bar sucks, thats why I'm not using " " anymore because Zombie is dead. Since this bar sucked, I'd say free beer to everybody!
*Drops Baby Ear Medicine inside each and every beer*
Hehehehe, the best BeeR is made by me
*Puts flames in the beers without baby ear medicine*
*Drinks Flamed BeeR*
That was delicious, does anybody want some?
*Gives the baby ear medicine beer to the person who needs it*
NEW RULES
1. Don't mess with KrAzY
2. Kiss KrAzY's feet as you enter the bar
3. Follow KrAzY's Rules
4. Be naked (Not me)
5. Don't attempt to control KrAzY (Or you get delt with)
More rules will be added soon...
*Comes up to KrAzY, and messes with him*
*Shoots KrAzY's feet*
*Follows own rules*
*Comes in with all of his clothes on*
*Comes in with a Dark Archon and Mind Controls him*
"Any other rules to disobey?" "Yeah. You mess with the owner, you mess with the security"
*HorroR takes out crowbar and runs toward Dante
*Let's HorroR run towards him*
*Pulls out a 9mm and blasts HorroR's eyes out*
"Mission: Possible"
"Wrong"
*HorroR takes off bulletproof sunglasses
"I'm so badass, I wear sunglasses inside"
*HorroR grabs Dante's head and smashes it on the bar counter
"I will save joo Dante!"
*Pulls out a sword and stabs horrors neck
"Wait...Shiz..that went through Dantes head also
*Runs AWAY REALLY FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111ONE
*HorroR 's head regenerates
"You mess with the security, you mess with..Uh..The security's security"
*HorroR takes out Akimbo Uzis and fires at Lyon
*walks up and takes krezzy'z drink and sits down at a table -not- blown up yet, watches the battle and laughs*
"Stupid kids."
*Comes back to life, sits next to Falcon, watches with him*
*Starts eating peanuts again*
Edit: Oops, wrong name
*Is still lying on the floor from page 5*
"Ha I have killed the SEN Bar"
*Found that his post was last post and that the topic was half way down the thread section!*
*jumps up and pecks out krezzy's eyes*
Friggen ninjas in this bar...no ninjaz allowed >.<