"No! You shot the cage of Syphon!"
"Voyager babies are back!"
*lays in hole acting dead*
"...Are they there still?"
*looks up; baby appears*
"WeWt..."
*Voyager7456(MM) drowns in dynamite Cheeze-Its©
*Javaboy walks in and looks around*
"Hey everyon-"
*looks down and realizes theres 3 bullet holes in his chest, and a stick of dynamite at his feet*
*as he falls backwards from the gun shots he catches a glance at a timer on the dynamite as it ticks down...3....2....1...*
*eats more dynamite and gets an oxygen tank*
[center]*Shoots a brick of C4*
"Oh, funny thing about C4, it doesn't like to detonate when shot."
*Shoots a stick of AN dynamite*
"That was risky-ier..."
"Where'd I leave my burrito?"[/center]
*Centreri eats burrito* "Delicious"
*Centreri shoots everyone in bar* "Victory

"
"Everyone, kill Centreri!"
*wakes up*
"JUST SHUTT UP AND LET ME SLEEP!*
*Pulls out a nuclear warhead*
*Sets it off while disappearing in a lead escape pod*
*wakes up Jerk*
*drowns for 5 seconds*
*Picks up the nuclear warhead and throws it to Jerk*
"I'm Falc

"
"Omgwtfhax! How do you know I hax?"
*walks into the bar and sits down*
"Hey bar tender, hand me a beer, i'm bushed! could u put the T.V. on some sports? i'm kinda bored"
*Watches Darkomni talk to himself on top of a dead zombie*
"I think that guy's mentally retarded..."
"Did he win the Special Olympics?!"
*walks on in with a smoking shotgun, carrying a dead zombie's head in one hand*
"Damn it Falc, can't you clean this shiz up? I just want a damn beer..." *kicks a few dead bodies off seat sand its down next to falc and crimson*
"So, what'd I miss? And where's Jerk?" *looks around*
*HorroR jumps in from a window
"RUNNNN"
"Oh noes..."
*waits in hole*