*HorroR watches as the zombies massacre the smiley army
"Niiiice"
*Syphon realises that no good comes from himself not being present
*Syphon smites the kidiots.
Crap, I've been smitten.
"Good thing he slayed Falcon, other guy, and Exploit"
*HorroR laughs maniacally and runs
"Hahahah! I shall touch you HorroR!"
*HorroR throws Crimson down a flight of stairs into the zombies
"Your magnum is mine"
*HorroR grabs the Crimson Magnum
*Falcon rises from the dead and flys over to biznatch slap HorroR*
"Bullshiz, biaatch!! I may get smited, but I have 50% faster hit recovery and an aP fort, my zeal will pwnz0r Syphon's n00by lvl 2 smite!"
"Level 47 Assault Rifle skills"
*HorroR shoots Falcon
*laughs as he feels no pain*
"Level 47 assault rifle skills, but..."
*looks at him holding the crimson magnum*
"Level 1 revolver skizzles?"
falls over and starts convlusing due to shot
*weakly* "But I have level....-347392483274824...bullet resistance...
I guess that's not enough..
"I forgot to say..level 14 Magnum skills"
*HorroR continues to fire at zombies
"Crimson Level 10 Magnum Attack!!"
"There is no levels for guns, all you got is auto-aim." 
"True.."
*HorroR throws a brick at Falc
*enters the bar*
"YO NOOBERS GO GET ME SOME BEER BEFORE I BOMB THIS PLACE UP* *FLASHES A BOMB*
*chuckles*
"Here comes a random guy who decides to blow the SeN Bar..Again..Yawn.."
*HorroR shoots SkuLL in the leg and knifes him/her in the throat
"I HAVE BEEN SILENCED TOO LONG!"
*Goes to a corner
*shuts up
*crys
"...Hmm...How long have you been inactive?"
*HorroR watches as DeadlyInnocence/procuress is torn apart by zombies
"Muahahahahaha"
"Oh my gosh! You were inactive since your last post!"