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If 4 out of 5 people suffered from diarrhea, does that mean that the other 1 that doesnt suffer from it ENJOYS it? - ME

Dude you did not say that.

"I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right."
- Frederick (II) the Great

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
- Lily Tomlin

"We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing."
- Seneca

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
- Woody Allen

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
- Mark Twain

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire


"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir to a visiting diplomat <------- one of my faviorite qoutes ever



best short ones i found

OMFG THATS MY F***ing QUOT I THOUGHT OF THAT QUOTE STEALER I ALWAYS SAID THAT ON SC!!! and i told it to my friends on my own thats mine.....!! Omg

EDIT : If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrea does that mean the fifth person ENJOYS it? -©n2o-Simpsons

ADDITION:

• We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
• My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! --Bill Cosby
• There should be a B.O. squad that patrols the city like a "Smell Gestapo". To sniff 'em out, strip 'em down, and wash them with a big, soapy brush..."
  - Jerry in The Smelly Car
• "I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
  - Peter in Lethal Weapons
• Get outta my way Jerk-ass
  --Homer J. Simpson
• Homer: So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end\

Ill give you more maybe some time

I never heard u say that...sorry