Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-01-29 at 15:23:25
Just post up a quote that'll make me laugh.
If it does, it'll go in my sig for the day.
• I'll be going down by post order.
• Nothing retarded, please.
This is because I'm running out of ideas >_<.
If it does, it'll go in my sig for the day.
• I'll be going down by post order.
• Nothing retarded, please.
This is because I'm running out of ideas >_<.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-01-29 at 15:54:32
"would you like a kiwi?" ©FireKame 2005 - No part of this sentence may be reproduced in whole or in part or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any mean, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise without written consent to FireKame.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-01-29 at 16:01:42
Please make it short so my sig doesn't go over.
I can only fit one line.
I can only fit one line.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chill on 2005-01-29 at 16:02:23
"Pubic hair is not public hair."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-01-29 at 16:04:50
That'll be tomarrows, I just got todays =).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-01-29 at 16:06:52
HAHAHAHAHA FRICKIN AWESOME!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-01-29 at 16:06:59
Take your pick
There's also:
"Doc: I'm a pacifist"
"Cabose: You're the thing babies suck on?"
"Tucker: No dude that's a pedophile"
"Church: Um I think he means a PACIFIER!!?"
"Tucker: Oh, I was totaly thinking of something else"
-RedVBlue Season 2
There's also:
"Doc: I'm a pacifist"
"Cabose: You're the thing babies suck on?"
"Tucker: No dude that's a pedophile"
"Church: Um I think he means a PACIFIER!!?"
"Tucker: Oh, I was totaly thinking of something else"
-RedVBlue Season 2
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-01-29 at 16:29:13
"Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?" - Fry
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-01-29 at 19:31:41
"life is like a jar of Jalepeneos. What you do today may come around and burn you in the ass tommorrow!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-01-29 at 19:55:10
Kows are friends, not food. But only if you're vegetarian.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-01-29 at 20:08:46
QUOTE(BeeR_KeG[eM] @ Jan 29 2005, 09:06 PM)
You guessed it you just got warned!
>Closed & Warn Level Up.
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Theres a nice quote and it's real.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-01-29 at 21:52:59
[center]"No, you can't be like me, but you can damn sure try!"
"Think pink, Hustler magazine."
"Potent Quoteables"
"Dude, listen, my shoes are singing!"[/center]
"Think pink, Hustler magazine."
"Potent Quoteables"
"Dude, listen, my shoes are singing!"[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chill on 2005-01-29 at 22:05:41
QUOTE
Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by axblader on 2005-01-29 at 23:11:45
"um...i forgot"
or
"whast worse than finding an worm in a apple when you bite into it? A half worm"
or
"whast worse than finding an worm in a apple when you bite into it? A half worm"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NeoNightmareX on 2005-01-30 at 00:34:44
"Someone should make laserpens with lasersights to make them easier to aim"
"Nice legs what time do they open?"
"If I had a nickel for everytime I said a smart thing....I'd have 13 cents"
"For me the 60s ended that day in 1978"
owned 
please use some of mine rexy 
"Nice legs what time do they open?"
"If I had a nickel for everytime I said a smart thing....I'd have 13 cents"
"For me the 60s ended that day in 1978"
owned
please use some of mine rexy Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-01-30 at 00:38:57
"Omg my parents heard that and now there comming up with a stick to beat me!"
-Yoshi-da-sniper
LOL!
-Yoshi-da-sniper
LOL!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-01-30 at 01:33:15
QUOTE
"Someone should make laserpens with lasersights to make them easier to aim"
Neo, I had that in my sig for about 4 weeks straight several months ago. Supposing you just happened to have thought of the exact same thing as I have, you're probably a liar. Supposing otherwise, you stole my idea without giving me credit
"Learn to spam, noob!" - Me
"Even in death, I had the strength to hold onto life." - Me
"You don't have to American to understand simple grammar." - Pinecone
"Grenades should have laser/barrel sights, so they're easier to aim!" - Me
Report, edit, etc...Posted by iamacow on 2005-01-30 at 06:38:25
What's worse than finding a worm in an apple when you bite it? The Holocaust!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-01-30 at 06:51:31
[center]I got a great one!
"Uhh... oops, wrong button."
"Timmy: "Mom, your pie's the best!""
"Mom: Timmy, help your sister stuff her turkey.""
"Dad: Who wants skin on their meat?""[/center]
"Uhh... oops, wrong button."
"Timmy: "Mom, your pie's the best!""
"Mom: Timmy, help your sister stuff her turkey.""
"Dad: Who wants skin on their meat?""[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2005-01-30 at 08:16:35
"woopz... we forgot something... and so - we have to make the roof, which is a really big pain in the butt." - Yoshi da Sniper
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chill on 2005-01-30 at 11:33:14
Just for fun, here are a few quotes from AFI.
"If I asked you to have sex with me would your answer be the same as the one to this question?" -Jade Puget
"Hackey bag foot sack always confused me, I could never figure out what the score was or who was winning so I'd always get mad and kick it into the lake" -Jade Puget
"Tell him to come check me out when I'm shredding some sweet fingertapping solos and then he'll be like, 'Power chords blah blah blah' and I'll hit the whammy bar and it'll sound like a plane crashing at an air show and then he'll try to say some other stuff like, 'Blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda' and that's when I fire up the wah-wah pedal and it'll be like 'Wokka wokka wokka wo-wokka wokka' all up in his freakin' face." -Jade Puget
"A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing makep, are you a
?'. I then said 'Well, if I'm a for wearing makeup, you must be a dyke in blue jeans'. I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was." -Davey Havok
EDIT: Quote tag's are dead now?
"If I asked you to have sex with me would your answer be the same as the one to this question?" -Jade Puget
"Hackey bag foot sack always confused me, I could never figure out what the score was or who was winning so I'd always get mad and kick it into the lake" -Jade Puget
"Tell him to come check me out when I'm shredding some sweet fingertapping solos and then he'll be like, 'Power chords blah blah blah' and I'll hit the whammy bar and it'll sound like a plane crashing at an air show and then he'll try to say some other stuff like, 'Blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda' and that's when I fire up the wah-wah pedal and it'll be like 'Wokka wokka wokka wo-wokka wokka' all up in his freakin' face." -Jade Puget
"A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing makep, are you a
?'. I then said 'Well, if I'm a for wearing makeup, you must be a dyke in blue jeans'. I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was." -Davey HavokEDIT: Quote tag's are dead now?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NeoNightmareX on 2005-01-30 at 18:57:18
QUOTE(EzDay2 @ Jan 30 2005, 01:33 AM)
Neo, I had that in my sig for about 4 weeks straight several months ago. Supposing you just happened to have thought of the exact same thing as I have, you're probably a liar. Supposing otherwise, you stole my idea without giving me credit
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i found that in Kow's profile, i didnt know u started it sowwy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-01-30 at 20:06:46
I found it in your siggy 
I once saw a girl with a shirt that said "Guess". I said "Implants", Yeah, she hit me.
I once saw a girl with a shirt that said "Guess". I said "Implants", Yeah, she hit me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by axblader on 2005-01-31 at 17:54:04
that apple one...was kind copied cept the last words.....
"life is a story full of mistakes, if there werent, life would be two pages long"-ME
"oh shoot we forgot something!
what?
me...."
well that isnt funny until you see the dude on the phone lol.
"life is a story full of mistakes, if there werent, life would be two pages long"-ME
"oh shoot we forgot something!
what?
me...."
well that isnt funny until you see the dude on the phone lol.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-01-31 at 20:17:49
So... it went from my head to my siggy to Kow's profile to Neo's post... 
"Never play chicken with a wall..." - me
"Never play chicken with a wall..." - me