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71) when you look at a dead body and say oh my god hes wak

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click the tank a lot of time he should say it

72> En Taro Tassadar (He did die)
73> Adun Toridas (What the Dark templar says)
74> Tassadar Toridas (Yes another one)
75> Quick a earthquake, hide under the bunker, oops i meant table.

76. When your mom/dad accidentaly runs over a dog, you say 'Ahh! Zerg are attacking Earth!'

77. You know how to spell the various non-English things that Dark Templar say(I do )

78. You go to type in another website and type /join (staredit.net)
79. You fear an observer is watching your every move
80. You type *yeow (action)on a Messenger

81)when you see a large cobra you run awa as fast as you can screaming HYDRALISKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
82)When you see an eleplant on a tv show you ask mom what do they have that ultralisk for?

83) You try to use a piece of metal in the middle of a thunder storm to try to feel the effects of a psi storm

84) You see a large van and say "What the hell is a siege tank doing here"

85) You kill anyone who says StarCraft ripped off the Zerg, Protoss, and Terrans from the Aliens, Predators, and Humans

86) You think Arcturus Mengsk rules your country

87) You see a scorpion and say "Oooh a defiler I'm gonna make it plague me"

88) You wonder why medics have to use first aid kits and not a sparkling, glowing magic-type healing process

89) You try to run into another person to have them merge with you

90) Dig a big hole in the ground to see if there are any zerglings in the ground

91) You wonder why there aren't as many "Bob's Guns" or "Terry's Armories" around

92) You like the smell of toasted zerglings in the morning

93) You play WarCraft 3 only to use the StarCraft units inside the map editor to kill all the rest of the units that are involved in WC 3

94) Try to convince the police that you weren't trying to burn down the police department for fun, but so a queen could infest it

95) Whenever you go into a fire department you think there are firebats who work there

96) You make sure that there really are no overlords outside trying to spy on your town

97) Whenever you watch TV and see birds, you wonder why they aren't blowing up like scourge

98) You lead a group of your friends into some random building to look for some random disc that some guy wants you to get.

99) You make sure that there are no hybrids trying to kill you

100) You make sure there are no wierd looking women around that might want to kill you with long claws/nails

101) Whenever you see a bunch shadows and no ones around you, you try to make sure there are no dark templar stalking you

Holy hellfires, I swore I would have tried that.

>_<

Heres more of an internet one but...

101) You seriously call things 'uber.'

GUYS I GOT THIS NEW VIDEO GAME! ITS UBER!

102) You think ur mom is infested kerrigan.

i think ur grandmother was used...


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jeez... music is intense. I want that soundtrack! think limewire has it?

(and YES, im aware he posted that 19 days ago.)


Im doin that for now on! And yes, i am trying to read 99% of the list. (i might miss one.)

Whoever made taht list should put

###. you read at least hlaf of this list.

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still reading... about 160. some skiped ones. ive been thru the soundtrack almost 5 times.

103) You yell out POWER OVERWHELMING to try to become invincible

104) You think a frozen person is a person affected by statis field

105) You think a giant bear is an ultralisk

106) You run from Smokey the Bear

107) You think "Why aren't there any good photon cannons lately"

108) You want to be all you can be <civilian quote>

109) You need the college money ^ <look above>

110) You don't have time to around

111. You forget why you are playing StarCraft.
112. You make entire maps in your head and then take 10 minutes and have it done using only the normal Campaign Editor and have it be rated very high.
113. You are made the leader of the entire U.S. military for your StarCraft playing skills.
114. You give up waiting for StarCraft 2 and make it yourself, and then you sell it to Blizzard for $1,000,000,000.
115. You wonder why you can go around nuking everything in site on the game, but in real life, people get very, very mad if a single nuke is launched anywhere.
116. You make an SCV suit as the new wheelchair (I have to thank the guy who had their avatar show the SCV and call it the marine wheelchair) and put all the old people to work in them for free.
117. You grow crystals and call them minerals.
118. You tell your parents that you need to eat lots of beans so you can pass gas and put it in a box to save.
119. You take the above items (117 and 118) to the store and ask if you can have some stuff because you have your guass rifle (bb gun) in your car and that you have legal currency and expect them to give you stuff.
120. You yell out SOMETHING FOR NOTHING when you need more money.

121.) You've collected nearly 5 thousand good maps over your seven+ years of playing Starcraft.
122.) Your maps are neatly organized into folders to keep you from losing track of them.

123) You can stop playing for 6 years yet you can remember all the stats, upgrades, units, etc.( Yes, i did this because my Starcraft disc broke from too much playing)
124) Your Starcraft disc breaks from too much usage.

125) You discuss Starcraft everywhere on the Internet, even on non-Starcraft-related forums and chatrooms.
126) Your email addresses and forum/chatroom usernames all have something to do with Starcraft.
127) You write Starcraft fanfiction.
128) You draw Starcraft fanart.
129) You yell "OPERATION CWAL" to speed up your production times (in regard to mapmaking, homework, writing fanfics, posting on message boards, etc.).
130) You take up genetic engineering so that you can create your own Zerg.
131) After you make your own Zerg, you create Protoss just so you can bioengineer Hybrids.
132) You succeed in your efforts to breed Hybrids.
133) You infest yourself.
134) You believe you have psionic powers.
135) You try to engineer a cloaking device.
136) You try to build a suit of Marine armor.
137) You modify an AK-47 so that it becomes a gauss rifle.
138) You steal an F-16 Falcon and call it a Wraith.
139) You write everything in 1337.
140) You trick out a Harley-Davidson so it becomes a Vulture (complete w/ grenade launcher).

141) You steal a tank and attach a big artillery cannon to it and call it a siege tank.
142) You can translate Zerg.
143) You try to tell your friends you have psionic powers by telling them telepathically.

144- You create a SC or SC related comic.
145- You think pencils will turn into a pair of zerglings so you sharpen them like crazy.
146- Your computer is pretty much fused with you.
147- You've made over 100 StarCraft mods and want to join Blizzard.
148- You think a camping trip is a colonization mission on another planet.
149- You try to create a warp blade, only to blow up your 'lab'.
150- You come up with so many reasons for this list, your head literally wants to ex-FRICKEN-plode.
151- You know more about SC than anyone, including the admins and regulars.
152- You can micro 18 units seperatly in one second.
153- You wonder why clocks don't use military time.
154- SC2 is the best game ever to you. Even if it isn't real.
155- Your SC folder is over 10 gigs.
156- You've bought 20 copies of Starcraft just to show your love to Blizzard.
157- When you found out that Hellfire Missles in real life are for ground attack and not air, you think that the sources are lieing.
158- Helicopters=Unreal Outdated Flying Tech, LASER SHOOTING JETS now take their job.
159- You smack someone on the head with 2 knives and yell "Yea! 16 damage!"
160- Your whole house is dedicated to StarCraft.
161- You move as close to Blizzard as possible.
162- Your area code and phone number and spell 'Blizzard'.
163- The only words and definitions you know are from StarCraft.
164- Your fish is named Jimmy Raynor. (Mine is!)
165- You grow an Ultralisk.

166) You modify a shotgun so that it becomes a C-10 Canister Rifle.
167) You develop Lockdown bullets and test them on random vehicles.
168) You buy a flamethrower and a suit of armor and call yourself a Firebat.
169) You synthesize steroids and other chemicals to make your own Stimpacks.
170) You test your homemade Stimpacks on yourself, and they actually work.
171) You perform genetic experiments on a snake to see if it can mutate into a Hydralisk.
172) You believe that dragons are just overgrown Mutalisks.
173) You openly ridicule Warcraft III and other medieval-themed games. ("Why use magic when I can own you all with a single nuke and a Siege Tank?")
174) You actually say "w00t" in public.
175) Your girlfriend is named Sarah Kerrigan.
176) You petition your girlfriend to change her name to Sarah Kerrigan (if her name isn't already that).
177) You refer to your school principal/boss as Emperor Mengsk (derisively, of course).
178) When you watch SpongeBob SquarePants, you think that Mr. Krabs is a really retarded-looking Guardian.
179) You create a Starcraft-related mod for Half-Life.
180) You get a job at Blizzard Entertainment.
181) You now own Blizzard Entertainment.
182) You coerce Blizzard into making Starcraft II.
183) When you go to the doctor's office, you hit on the nurses, thinking that they're Medics.
184) You make Boeing build a fully-functional Terran Battlecruiser, using design schematics you made at home in your spare time.
185) You have developed Starcraft-related mods for just about every computer game you own.
186) You join the armed forces, thinking that it'll be a lot like Starcraft.
187) You try to grow Zerg from regular caterpillars.
188) You believe that all other sci-fi is just a bunch of cleverly disguised Starcraft rip-offs.
189) You deny the existence of all other Blizzard games.
190) You deny the existence of all games other than Starcraft.

191: when you attempt to purchase a pair of jeans then say to the cashier: "I don't have enough minerals."

192: when you use a laser pointer to try and land tactical nukes.

193: when you think someone's dog is a zergling, and you run away from it.

194: when you try to "seige" your car.

195: when you try to make your motorcycle lay spider mines.

196: when you host a topic about "You know you've been playing SC too much when..."

196- You look for anything in other games that are at all like anything in StarCraft, and never play that game again.
197- You've eaten chips and think it's really hydralisk needles put together.
198- You search for Aiur, and realize you're not looking at space but a bag of chips.
199- You make too many mods that make other games like SC.
200- You can make better than Hall Of Fame terrain.
201- You always say StarCraft unit abbreviations. (Like rine, bat, hydra, zling, zlot, ect.)
202- You're the top reason maker in the whole world.
203- You beat the best SC players, only to realize you're actually just stomping a few n00bs.
204- You have every StarCraft campaign ever. (Especially CC.org ones)
205- You've beaten EVERY one of them.....WITHOUT CHEATS.
206- Your school grades fail because you always put in StarCraft answers. (Hmm.... 1+1, easy...Marine Rush. Hmm... 2+1...pfft, 10 Damage! Let's see.... 5+1 equals....Ooooh! Korhal!)
207- Typing in cheats is second-nature to you now.
208- Playing SC is super easy, getting up from the computer chair is harder than climbing Mt. Everest.
209- You wonder why military records don't have info on the UED fleet.
210- You ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS dress up as StarCraft characters. Even during weddings and all that.
211- You play RPs just because you wanna be your favorite SC hero.
212- You look up SC characters, just to realize none of them have used C-10 Canister Rifles or C-14 Gauss Rifles before. They don't even look like the characters you know so well!
213- You can actually survive without eating because playing SC is your food. Scientists classify you as a new animal, Starcraftirus AddicshunVictumus.
214- You claim to actually have seen a real zergling.
215- You attempt to change races from Terran to Zerg/Protoss. Successfully. And with bad consequences.
216- You join Blizzard to be the lone guy making SC2.
217- You make a real C-14 Gauss Rifle. With the huge bullet (or was it spike?).
218- You treat every real life conversation like a chatroom.
219- You forgot how to talk, but who cares? You're still chatting over B.net!
220- You treat SC like it's your life.
221- You carefully breed lifeforms to create your own pet hydralisks and other zerg units to build your massive, invincible army. Let's see the world's army stop you now.
222- Your cheese's mold starts to look like larva.

223 - You become so bored on SC u create the idea that Blizzard should make living SC action figures with all the in game phrases and actually are life size and work.....(me and my friend did this.....)

224 - You name your dog Devouring One

225 - You have a SCbot with over 600 logged days

226 - You could do every SC trick (IE - Float a templar) in the first try

227 - You actually believed you could burrow a siege tank as a SC trick

228 - You know the cooldown rate of every attack in the game

229 - Everything on your computer is SC related

230 - You try to use all your energy trying to escape from the DA's Feedback

231 - You play SC64 for more then 24 hours in one sitting

232 - You think you are a Starcraft hero and only respond to there name only to reply with what they say in the game

233 - You think about how good "INSERT RANDOM RPG" will be made into a UMS map

234 - You create your own starcraft races and RP with them in a forum...(if they read this they know who they are....and I did this too)

235 - You read all of these reasons
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236 - You manage to come up with more than 225 reasons
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237 - You think the highest number is 255
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238 - You play sc even when your bored
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239 - Your starcraft folder is over 1 gigabyte
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240 - When the phone rings you say "i'm not here" when your playing sc
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241 - You spend hours trying to firgure out how to become invisable
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242 - You can't figure out why there isn't starcraft tv shows
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243 - You have over 240 reasons for why you play too much sc
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244 - You ask everyone to lock this topic at reason 255

245) You have a StarCraft answering machine.
246) You always talk in StarCraft. Even if it means humiliating yourself.
247) You design your own StarCraft shirt, and sell the idea to Blizzard so they can make even MORE money.
248) You willingly and happily test out all the extended units/terrain/whatever in Starcraft.
249) When someone mentions 'StarCraft', you flip out.
250) You damaged your car in an accident, and has been trying to order the 'SCV' (monkey with a wrench) to fix your car.
251) You answer math questions with StarCraft related numbers, like 255 (max ups/armor) and 8739 (0 build/up time).
252) You create a HUGE 352 page StarCraft guide, and soon get hired by Blizzard to keep pumping more strategies for existing maps and ones for new maps.
253) Your genetic/mechanical experiments to the worm has rewarded you with a reaver. Time to beat up the kids who make fun of you at school.
254) You create a StarCraft club.
255) -=You married your SC CD.=-
256) You find the topic wasn't, and isn't really able to be, locked right on #255. XD
257) You attempt to create spider mines out of Trapdoor Spiders.
258) You've made your own siege tank, and nearly blew up your construction yard (backyard) with one shot.
259) Your StarCraft fan fiction is taking up 10 large novels.
260) You were the one who rushed for the VEEEERY first SC CD, and got it first. Later, you did the same with the Brood War expansion pack.

261) when your internet is down, you grab all the little green plastic solders you can, and you act like they are terran, the chess and checkers pieces are protoss, and the swarm of pogs are the zerg. (found guilty of this )

262) when you have a 3 section binder, each section for each race, for stratagies and all.

263) when you constitly call an amature and newb.

264) when you say to people before any kind of competion, "i'll pwn you", and when you do, you yell "w00t! ownage!" (guilty of this too )

265) when you have a topic of "you know when you played too much starcraft when...." is at the 265 reasons.

Hey, and I'm guilty of many of these things you guys said below, like the sc download folder over 1gig.

266: when you se a car and thinks it's a seige tank.
267:when you sends out your dog on the morgning to look after spider mines before you get the newspaper.

267: When you have all of the Zerg sounds memerized, and can pronounce them all. (i know someone who can )

if you make a game with no players, play it and just listen to the music while searching the net
no i dont do that..... yet

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if you say o_m_g instead of oh my god, l_o_l instesd of laugh out loud and all that other good stuff... my friend does that.....LOL