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This is one of the fun games that people play. You can do it with almost any game. This might be moved to the Anything goes forum, but I think Games is the right place. Anyway, for people who don't know how to play, you try to think of a thing that shows you have been playing StarCraft too much in real life. It is very good entertainment. Okay, I'll start it off.

1) You know you've been playing Starcraft too much when you go into the army and ask where the stim packs are.
2) You know you've been playing Starcraft too much when you run away from red lazer pointers.

Okay, let loose the laughing .

3) You greet your friends with "En Taro Adun"
4) You set all your system sounds to be StarCraft themed.
5) You ask people in the street "What IS your major malfunction?"
6) Everytime you play a new game, you instantly think of a StarCraft Total Conversion to make for it.
7) You have played more than 24 hours of Starcraft. Straight.

Yes, I have done all of these things.

8) You tell your mother that you can't play Football with boots 'cause with boots I'm like a reaver mom, and with running shoes I'm like a vulture with ion upgrdade

That really happened... my friend told his mother that when she was bitching at him for wearing runners in the mud.

There is a very old topic bout this, glad its been rmd.

9)When you are told to do something, you say "Honor Guide Me!"
10)When you've wallpapered your room your favorite race.
11)When you run away from your neighbors dog screaming ZERGLINGS!!!!!!

I'll say my old on. Forgot the other ones I made up.

12)When you try to repair all things in fear of having get infested.
13)You wonder how we nuke without ghosts.

14. When you look at the Covenent Elites on Halo you think, "Oh my god!! It's a Zaealot missing its power suit!"
15. When you look at a Flood combat form and think, "Oh no, don't explode on me!" because it looks like some kind of infested thing.
16. When you realize that Halo is some kind of rip from Starcraft. I mean think about it. The Flood are kind of like the Zerg, the Covenent remind you of power-suitless Protoss, and the Humans are quite obviously related to the Terrans from Starcraft. I mean LOOK at them. They got almost the same rifle, and they got the armor down. And the Covenent have energy weapons like the Protoss.

17) When you post in this thread.

You KNOW someone was going to do it some time.

I thought of that when making my first post and then realised it would be really weak and lame. Way to be the dumbass.

18) You yell "noob!" in war movies because no one is using stim packs.

You'll live.


19) You wonder why planes can't hover above the ground in one spot.
20) You ask NASA when the next Dropship to Tarsonis leaves.

I think MindArchon's site has this "you've been playing too much starcraft when..." thing on his site:

http://www.shadowfortress.net/main.php?pag.../sctoomuch.html

I think every StarCraft site has had one of these.

Maybe we should have a "You know you've been going on SEN too much" thread.

21) When you create a community focused on Starcraft map making that eventually becomes the biggest known Starcraft community on the internet.

22) When you break the string limit for maps.

23) When you find an earthworm on the ground and you think it's a mini-reaver

24) When you refuse to play any game other than Starcraft even though your computer can run games like Half Life 2 and Doom 3.

25) When you think antlions on Half Life 2 look like zerglings (I'm guilty of this )

26) When you call a spitting cobra a hydralisk.

22) You laugh at how inneficient the army is. Even on a slow day you can amass a fleet of battlecruisers in 30 minutes.

I actually made that one up before I saw it on a site. Bored minds think alike

23) When you are SlayerS_`Boxer`
24) When you beat SlayerS_`Boxer`

25) When you fill ANOTHER friends list up to the brim in a day.
26) When you swore that little beetle you saw was building a hatchery.
27) You dress up to be a siege tank for Halloween, and realize you need an engine.
28) When headcrabs (Half-Life again...) look like broodlings.
29) When you see a moving red laser dot, you tell "0mG t3h HaX0rz!?111!12321"
30) When you try to float a drone, but you then see it's a football.
31) You yell out unit quotes all the time.
32) You think the toy lightsaber is a warp blade, and you're a dark templar.
33) Lightning storms, psi storm. No differance to you.
34) You're any StarCraft unit for Halloween.
35) You examine your backyard and complain that the map has no resources.
36) You've ensnared people with gum.
37) You grow mold everywhere in your room and using clay for your buildings, making it your Zerg base.
38) You find a sudden urge to discover Braxis.
39) You make a list of ways to tell you've played too much SC.
40) You can type anything StarCraft related faster than anyone in the universe.
41) You color drinks red, thinking it's zergling blood...Mmmm......
42) The elephant was about to cut you in half with kaiser blades.
43) You call the world's army weak due to how you can mass a huge fleet effortlessly.
44) During ghost stories, you think of a cloaked assassin with a C-10 Canister Rifle instead of a white floating spirit.
45) You think StarCraft is real.
46) You can come up with this many more reasons for the list.
47) You join the marines so you could blast zerglings.
48) You take StarCraft too seriously.
49) Anything that isn't StarCraft or you doesn't exist to you.
50) You invented a dragoon.
51) You find a way to easily make nukes. You tell them to get 200 minerals and gas.
52) You wish you'd get your motercycle a spider mine upgrade.
53) You think you got ripped off when your SUV didn't have a cannon.
54) All the books that aren't SC books, you diss.
55) You deny Warcraft's existance.
56) You have no friends because you do nothing but play StarCraft.
57) You think the mold sitting on you from playing you playing so long is you getting finally getting infested.
58) When anybody mentions 'Halo Rocks', you kill them yelling "HALO IS A STARCRAFT RIP OFF!!!! DIE NON-BELIEVER!!!!!"
60) You wanna lead the next UED fleet with the help of y0uR hAx0rZ.
61) You think the chicken in the backyard is a broodling.
62) You think big flying bugs will destroy your 'fleet'.
63) Tables seem to be photon cannons to you now.
64) Golf is more like 'Hit the Acid Ball'.
65) You come up with over 40 symtoms for playing too much SC.
66) You insist that you have a grenade launcher mounted for your motercycle.
67) You think Mechwarriors and Mechassault is all about StarCraft 2's new goliath.
68) You go to SEN every day no matter what.
69) You BBQ with a flamethrower and steriods.
70) Your backyard experiment is really you trying to grow a hatchery.

Phew......
EDIT: Oopsie, forgot a word....

Um... ya...

And once again people TOTALLY disregard my post and go back down to 22 and build up from there...

I have been doing that for the past 3 weeks, but recently released my list...
http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=13281

We need to pin one of these topics, there has been too many already.

Does this have anything to do with the post I made about how several things on Halo are Starcraft rips? Cause this sounds an awful lot like my third reason.
I know I already gave a reason but here's another one.


71. You wonder why the president doesn't make you the leader of the entire military when you beat all of Starcraft without any codes, and then make a map with 7 insane comps and beat them all down by yourself. Without cheat codes.

That's full metal jacket.

Hmmm? I only know it from the Siege Tank's "pissed" sounds.

70)when you try to build a probe and get it to work.

I created this topic on this site once, and on mind archons site, good job stealing it.
I invented this like 2 years ago, its gotten quite old.[sarcasm] Thanks for the thanks on your site mindarchon.. [/sarcasm]