One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to... Go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to... Go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They thenwent on mission that no one thought they could survive. They're mission was to...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg.
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered... A bunch of Bengalaas. Someone clicked on them and they exploded killing all the children. The grieving parents...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered... A bunch of Bengalaas. Someone clicked on them and they exploded killing all the children. The grieving parents decided to seek revenge on the user who did it, they then turned their attention to the user and...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered... A bunch of Bengalaas. Someone clicked on them and they exploded killing all the children. The grieving parents decided to seek revenge on the user who did it, they then turned their attention to the user and tried to shoot through the thick glass of the computer screen but...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered... A bunch of Bengalaas. Someone clicked on them and they exploded killing all the children. The grieving parents decided to seek revenge on the user who did it, they then turned their attention to the user and tried to shoot through the thick glass of the computer screen but the user (Tazzy) was lagging because he had been downloading some files which should not be mentioned on SENET. When the lag cleared...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered... A bunch of Bengalaas. Someone clicked on them and they exploded killing all the children. The grieving parents decided to seek revenge on the user who did it, they then turned their attention to the user and tried to shoot through the thick glass of the computer screen but the user (Tazzy) was lagging because he had been downloading some files which should not be mentioned on SENET. When the lag cleared Tazzy looked into his computer monitor and saw that kerrigan and Miran were shooting him, so he obviusly pressed Alt+Ctrl+Supr.
After that Miran and kerrigan...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered... A bunch of Bengalaas. Someone clicked on them and they exploded killing all the children. The grieving parents decided to seek revenge on the user who did it, they then turned their attention to the user and tried to shoot through the thick glass of the computer screen but the user (Tazzy) was lagging because he had been downloading some files which should not be mentioned on SENET. When the lag cleared Tazzy looked into his computer monitor and saw that kerrigan and Miran were shooting him, so he obviusly pressed Alt+Ctrl+Supr.
After that Miran and kerrigan somehow managed to get out of the computer trough the cd player and amazingly they were both very very small so when they saw the user (tazzy) they got scared and...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered... A bunch of Bengalaas. Someone clicked on them and they exploded killing all the children. The grieving parents decided to seek revenge on the user who did it, they then turned their attention to the user and tried to shoot through the thick glass of the computer screen but the user (Tazzy) was lagging because he had been downloading some files which should not be mentioned on SENET. When the lag cleared Tazzy looked into his computer monitor and saw that kerrigan and Miran were shooting him, so he obviusly pressed Alt+Ctrl+Supr.
After that Miran and kerrigan somehow managed to get out of the computer trough the cd player and amazingly they were both very very small so when they saw the user (tazzy) they got scared and...Kerigan died of a heart attack. So Miran...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered... A bunch of Bengalaas. Someone clicked on them and they exploded killing all the children. The grieving parents decided to seek revenge on the user who did it, they then turned their attention to the user and tried to shoot through the thick glass of the computer screen but the user (Tazzy) was lagging because he had been downloading some files which should not be mentioned on SENET. When the lag cleared Tazzy looked into his computer monitor and saw that kerrigan and Miran were shooting him, so he obviusly pressed Alt+Ctrl+Supr. After that Miran and kerrigan somehow managed to get out of the computer trough the cd player and amazingly they were both very very small so when they saw the user (tazzy) they got scared and Kerigan died of a heart attack. So Miran revived Sexy Kerrigan with his awsome retardness powers, and called forth their honorable protector, Shadow Paladin. Thus, a gigantic battle started between the 2 evil brothers; Death and Darkness, started. The couple looked at them stupidly battling their lifes away, and, instead of losing their lifes here, decided to cross the ocean and attack Yoshi da Sniper; Miran still had memories of this cruel being repeatedly killing his Marine pal, on this instalation map, with even crueler triggers. And so...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered... A bunch of Bengalaas. Someone clicked on them and they exploded killing all the children. The grieving parents decided to seek revenge on the user who did it, they then turned their attention to the user and tried to shoot through the thick glass of the computer screen but the user (Tazzy) was lagging because he had been downloading some files which should not be mentioned on SENET. When the lag cleared Tazzy looked into his computer monitor and saw that kerrigan and Miran were shooting him, so he obviusly pressed Alt+Ctrl+Supr. After that Miran and kerrigan somehow managed to get out of the computer trough the cd player and amazingly they were both very very small so when they saw the user (tazzy) they got scared and Kerigan died of a heart attack. So Miran revived Sexy Kerrigan with his awsome retardness powers, and called forth their honorable protector, Shadow Paladin. Thus, a gigantic battle started between the 2 evil brothers; Death and Darkness, started. The couple looked at them stupidly battling their lifes away, and, instead of losing their lifes here, decided to cross the ocean and attack Yoshi da Sniper; Miran still had memories of this cruel being repeatedly killing his Marine pal, on this instalation map, with even crueler triggers. And so the battle that followed their arrival at Yoshi's door was great. Miran and sexy Kerrigan fought hard and had almost defeated him when...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered... A bunch of Bengalaas. Someone clicked on them and they exploded killing all the children. The grieving parents decided to seek revenge on the user who did it, they then turned their attention to the user and tried to shoot through the thick glass of the computer screen but the user (Tazzy) was lagging because he had been downloading some files which should not be mentioned on SENET. When the lag cleared Tazzy looked into his computer monitor and saw that kerrigan and Miran were shooting him, so he obviusly pressed Alt+Ctrl+Supr. After that Miran and kerrigan somehow managed to get out of the computer trough the cd player and amazingly they were both very very small so when they saw the user (tazzy) they got scared and Kerigan died of a heart attack. So Miran revived Sexy Kerrigan with his awsome retardness powers, and called forth their honorable protector, Shadow Paladin. Thus, a gigantic battle started between the 2 evil brothers; Death and Darkness, started. The couple looked at them stupidly battling their lifes away, and, instead of losing their lifes here, decided to cross the ocean and attack Yoshi da Sniper; Miran still had memories of this cruel being repeatedly killing his Marine pal, on this instalation map, with even crueler triggers. And so the battle that followed their arrival at Yoshi's door was great. Miran and sexy Kerrigan fought hard and had almost defeated him when Aster23 entered the room and transformated into a super-sexy and powerful woman, and saved Mike's life. They then flew away to get on a... Far planet... To... dominate the world from there... With a computer... And Starcraft... And cheese, too. And so, yet again, Sexy Kerrigan and Miran were left alone. While they were at it, they entered StarCraft again and fell on Char. But...
Changed for Aster, then ;P
God... thats discusting!!!
I have a better taste in women than that.
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered... A bunch of Bengalaas. Someone clicked on them and they exploded killing all the children. The grieving parents decided to seek revenge on the user who did it, they then turned their attention to the user and tried to shoot through the thick glass of the computer screen but the user (Tazzy) was lagging because he had been downloading some files which should not be mentioned on SENET. When the lag cleared Tazzy looked into his computer monitor and saw that kerrigan and Miran were shooting him, so he obviusly pressed Alt+Ctrl+Supr. After that Miran and kerrigan somehow managed to get out of the computer trough the cd player and amazingly they were both very very small so when they saw the user (tazzy) they got scared and Kerigan died of a heart attack. So Miran revived Sexy Kerrigan with his awsome retardness powers, and called forth their honorable protector, Shadow Paladin. Thus, a gigantic battle started between the 2 evil brothers; Death and Darkness, started. The couple looked at them stupidly battling their lifes away, and, instead of losing their lifes here, decided to cross the ocean and attack Yoshi da Sniper; Miran still had memories of this cruel being repeatedly killing his Marine pal, on this instalation map, with even crueler triggers. And so the battle that followed their arrival at Yoshi's door was great. Miran and sexy Kerrigan fought hard and had almost defeated him when Phoebe entered the room and transformated into a super-sexy and powerful woman, and saved Mike's life. They then flew away to get on a... Far planet... To... dominate the world from there... With a computer... And Starcraft... And cheese, too. And so, yet again, Sexy Kerrigan and Miran were left alone. While they were at it, they entered StarCraft again and fell on Char. But... Gigantic Xel'Naga with boobs the size of hydralisks had desroyed Char! A gigantic foot lifted up to stomp him but Miran farted.He farted a fart so big it blew up Char. All the Xel'Naga were killed and Miran and Kerrigan were propeled to where Yoshi Da Sniper was but...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered... A bunch of Bengalaas. Someone clicked on them and they exploded killing all the children. The grieving parents decided to seek revenge on the user who did it, they then turned their attention to the user and tried to shoot through the thick glass of the computer screen but the user (Tazzy) was lagging because he had been downloading some files which should not be mentioned on SENET. When the lag cleared Tazzy looked into his computer monitor and saw that kerrigan and Miran were shooting him, so he obviusly pressed Alt+Ctrl+Supr. After that Miran and kerrigan somehow managed to get out of the computer trough the cd player and amazingly they were both very very small so when they saw the user (tazzy) they got scared and Kerigan died of a heart attack. So Miran revived Sexy Kerrigan with his awsome retardness powers, and called forth their honorable protector, Shadow Paladin. Thus, a gigantic battle started between the 2 evil brothers; Death and Darkness, started. The couple looked at them stupidly battling their lifes away, and, instead of losing their lifes here, decided to cross the ocean and attack Yoshi da Sniper; Miran still had memories of this cruel being repeatedly killing his Marine pal, on this instalation map, with even crueler triggers. And so the battle that followed their arrival at Yoshi's door was great. Miran and sexy Kerrigan fought hard and had almost defeated him when Phoebe entered the room and transformated into a super-sexy and powerful woman, and saved Mike's life. They then flew away to get on a... Far planet... To... dominate the world from there... With a computer... And Starcraft... And cheese, too. And so, yet again, Sexy Kerrigan and Miran were left alone. While they were at it, they entered StarCraft again and fell on Char. But... Gigantic Xel'Naga with boobs the size of hydralisks had desroyed Char! A gigantic foot lifted up to stomp him but Miran farted.He farted a fart so big it blew up Char. All the Xel'Naga were killed and Miran and Kerrigan were propeled to where Yoshi Da Sniper was but as soon as Kerrigan and Miran arrived at Yoshi's area Yoshi disappeared again. Miran was annoyed but his puny brain was on to the next thought so fast that even Kerrigan was surprised at how little his attention span was. As soon as she knew how fast he might forget her she decided to...
One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn Fred. Who knows why they did but they did and as stupid as it may sound everyone loved the name. That could be because of... the fact that Miran was Shrimpy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson and inherited his retardedness. So when Fred was born the parents decided to settle down and live in one place for a while. But this didn't last long because Miran being retarded continually ruined things around the town. So after their second child was born Miran and Sexy Kerrigan Decided to go on a suicide mission to the Protoss camp. They then had a hot and torrid night of sweet love, together, since they were both probably gonna die soon, because of the suicide mission. It was the most wonderful night they ever experienced. The children were corrupted until the end of their live, though, having heard horny, and weird Zerg screams all the night. As the sun woke up at the horrizon... The children screamed cas a Terran Battlecruiser mounted the nearby hills. It powered up its Yamato gun. He had been sent to kill miran the stupid retard who had sex with zerg. But little did the Terran Battlecruiser know that Miran was the one and as soon as tried to fire Miran jumped at the cruiser and farted as soon as he got close. As the green smoke cleared all that his lover and kids saw was... Dead bodies of terran pilots and crew. The zerg kids decided it was a good time to strap rocket launchers on to their backs and run around shooting the ground. Then then encoundered... A bunch of Bengalaas. Someone clicked on them and they exploded killing all the children. The grieving parents decided to seek revenge on the user who did it, they then turned their attention to the user and tried to shoot through the thick glass of the computer screen but the user (Tazzy) was lagging because he had been downloading some files which should not be mentioned on SENET. When the lag cleared Tazzy looked into his computer monitor and saw that kerrigan and Miran were shooting him, so he obviusly pressed Alt+Ctrl+Supr. After that Miran and kerrigan somehow managed to get out of the computer trough the cd player and amazingly they were both very very small so when they saw the user (tazzy) they got scared and Kerigan died of a heart attack. So Miran revived Sexy Kerrigan with his awsome retardness powers, and called forth their honorable protector, Shadow Paladin. Thus, a gigantic battle started between the 2 evil brothers; Death and Darkness, started. The couple looked at them stupidly battling their lifes away, and, instead of losing their lifes here, decided to cross the ocean and attack Yoshi da Sniper; Miran still had memories of this cruel being repeatedly killing his Marine pal, on this instalation map, with even crueler triggers. And so the battle that followed their arrival at Yoshi's door was great. Miran and sexy Kerrigan fought hard and had almost defeated him when Phoebe entered the room and transformated into a super-sexy and powerful woman, and saved Mike's life. They then flew away to get on a... Far planet... To... dominate the world from there... With a computer... And Starcraft... And cheese, too. And so, yet again, Sexy Kerrigan and Miran were left alone. While they were at it, they entered StarCraft again and fell on Char. But... Gigantic Xel'Naga with boobs the size of hydralisks had desroyed Char! A gigantic foot lifted up to stomp him but Miran farted.He farted a fart so big it blew up Char. All the Xel'Naga were killed and Miran and Kerrigan were propeled to where Yoshi Da Sniper was but as soon as Kerrigan and Miran arrived at Yoshi's area Yoshi disappeared again. Miran was annoyed but his puny brain was on to the next thought so fast that even Kerrigan was surprised at how little his attention span was. As soon as she knew how fast he might forget her she decided to rape him.She raped him so hard and for hours on end for some reason Miran fell straight back in love but he farted. Again. And it was large. All Protoss were flung out of the universe. So was Miran. All Sexy Kerrigan could do was sit and watch as Miran was swept away from her...