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Just carry on the story with 2-3 sentences after my post here Make it as crazy, romantic, action filled or whatever as you want

"One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until..."

We should make a rule about posts that HAVE to be something like 3-4 lines, minimum; otherwise some noobs will continue it as "and died XD" with one post :\. Also, bold the part you added, as well as adding the previous segments. This way, new people that want to contribute won't have to re-read every threads to know the story.


"One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him..."

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then...

"One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature...

"One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....


edit by SP: worst grammatical post EVER =P

"One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human.

"One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...

"One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides.....

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides..... That it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one.

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides..... That it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also... Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around [...]



Anyone else noticed how the word/post is dramaticly increasing xD

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides..... That it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also... Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones.

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides..... That it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also... Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use...

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides..... That it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also... Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they...

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides..... That it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also... Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to...

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides..... That it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also... Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was...

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides..... That it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also... Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart... Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even...

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides..... That it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also... Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart... Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even... turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her...

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides..... That it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also... Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart... Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel...

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides..... That it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also... Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart... Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel... Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF...

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides..... That it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also... Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart... Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran...

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded... Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit... Miran stared back at him... and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to....scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near...Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides..... That it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also... Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart... Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran... poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan...

*btw I made a story thread EXACTLY like this before but td had closed it down for apparent reasons which I, to this day do not understand*

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran... poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to...

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal... You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and...

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and...

One day, a hydralisk was patroling the terran border. It was a peaceful day until a Terran Marine got by. This Marine's name was Miran, and he was put on this dangerous patrolling patern because of his apparent a weakness that caracterized him: he was retarded. Obsiouly, the other Marines didn't want to do the job, so, as usual, Miran was put on duty, since basicly no one would care if he died. The Hydralisk spotted him and stared at the foreing unit. Miran stared back at him and wet himself as the hydralisk bolted after him. The hydralisk chasing after him growling as Miran screamed for help, then he entered a small desert area. Just as he thought he'd lost the Hydralisk of sight, as well as the Terran encampment, something made him stop in his run. A kind of hand took his feet and slipped Miran underground. He had difficulty breathing in the process; he was struggling as he was getting pulled deeper and deeper in the sand, but the hand still wouldn't let him off. Then it stopped, and he fell in a cave-like structured tunnel with loud noise. The creature, which was not on his mind at the moment, Miran saw a shadow from the distance that looked like an Ultralisk. So Miran went for his weapon but remembered he droped it. He then deseides to scream for help. Suddenly a person materializes out of thin air carrying a huge gun. It looks sorta human. It was Jim Raynor from the future! "I have come to eat all of your cheese" he said. When the ultralisk came near Miran starts to run and ends up in a huge caven filled with zerg drones, Miran then desides that it would be a great idea to hide under a rock. Miran searches the place for one but he can't find one. Retarded, he was indeed. He look foward, searching for light, to go out of this nightmare constituated of Drones, Ghosts and cheese. Raynor appears, once again, in front of his eyes and tell Miran: "Use your mind, Miran! Use what you see around!! And also Tell Kerrigan the child she has is mine, too...". The illusion fades away, and Miran follows Raynor's tip: He takes a Drone that was gonna attack him, grip him and turn around and see two more drones coming at him and trying to attack, Miran turns around again with the drone he had gripped between him and the two other drones. It shoots acid at him and he decides to use the drone as a shield against the acid. The drone he was holding melted away and so he ran away again. This time he ran into a cave full of science vehicles. all the science vehicles turn to look at the person who entered the cave and they... farted and exploded for no reason. Then Miran realized he was "The one" and decided to try out his new found abilities on the drones that he had seen earliar. He found them and put up his hand and focused his puny mind on the drones and tried to make them explode then to his astonishment all that happened was a fart. Yes, another fart, so strong, this time, that all the drones vaporized into thin air and died. The power of the gas had even turned all the hive clusters into his control. Sexy Infested Kerrigan (kerrigans long lost sister) saw this happening. She decided to come down and take off all her bandages she had, since she strugled to get in there. The road had been indeed long. Whatsoever, Miran greeted her and they got along to the end of the sand tunnel. Sexy Kerrigan really liked Miran. So she decided to do something wild! she said: "I really want to show you my BIG, ROUND, JUICY PAIR OF TITS!". She then slowly started to remove whatever a feminine and sexy Zerg female had to remove, and she showed her soft, yet beautiful boobs to Miran. It was the first time he could see a girl naked, except for the times when he recalled himself spying on the Medics's barrack; but he never could admire any one of them from so near. Miran poked them with a needle and heard a loud pop! Something was very suspicious about these breasts. Then Kerrigan said: "I really like you Miran, however, now that you are aware of my body, I'm going to have to show you something more personnal. You know what I'm talking about, Miran. Come and get it! Show me what a real retarded man can do with an awsome Marine armor!" Miran looked at Sexy Kerrigan's eyes, and his sexual preferences all of a sudden turned into zerg units. Thus, zerglings, hydralisks, and all kinds of zerg units came to the wonderful party and soon enough, in a matter of minutes, a wonderful boy was born of the union; a lovely retarded Zerg/human hybrid. Sexy Kerrigan and Miran decided to call their newborn...


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