Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-04-21 at 19:09:11
The cheese is so moldy that you die from breathing in the spores that float up into the air.
Ah. So that would explain why you're the one coming up with the best corruptions.
I could strive to accomplish something that would require actual skill, not just omnipotence.
And also, I could use my omnipotence to set rules upon myself that I cannot break without willing to, so that I can have myself be only as intelligent or physicaly capable as myself before omnipotence, and thus I could still achieve; rules are rules, whether they are enforced by the universe or yourself.
ANYWAYS...
I wish that I had a working, good condition watch, legally acquired, without anyone mistaking it for stolen, that does not cause cause my concept of 'negative' or 'bad' to change, and while I also don't experience anything that would fit into those categories.
QUOTE(FireKame @ Apr 21 2005, 03:41 PM)
and by the way...I started this thread all those years ago 
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Ah. So that would explain why you're the one coming up with the best corruptions.
QUOTE(pekkel_the_duck @ Apr 21 2005, 03:42 PM)
If all your sets were painted, you would surf the net too much and go blind.
And for omnipotent one, if you were omnipotent you would have everything, and then what would be left to live and strive for?
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And for omnipotent one, if you were omnipotent you would have everything, and then what would be left to live and strive for?
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I could strive to accomplish something that would require actual skill, not just omnipotence.
And also, I could use my omnipotence to set rules upon myself that I cannot break without willing to, so that I can have myself be only as intelligent or physicaly capable as myself before omnipotence, and thus I could still achieve; rules are rules, whether they are enforced by the universe or yourself.
ANYWAYS...
I wish that I had a working, good condition watch, legally acquired, without anyone mistaking it for stolen, that does not cause cause my concept of 'negative' or 'bad' to change, and while I also don't experience anything that would fit into those categories.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-04-21 at 19:12:21
Granted. The watch made you look so good that girls keep chasing you until you decide to run away until they stop, which is never.
I wish I had a good conditioned chainsaw that doesn't kill me if someone tries to murder me/drop it on me by "accident"
I wish I had a good conditioned chainsaw that doesn't kill me if someone tries to murder me/drop it on me by "accident"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-04-21 at 19:18:31
QUOTE(EzDay2 @ Apr 21 2005, 04:09 PM)
The cheese is so moldy that you die from breathing in the spores that float up into the air.
Ah. So that would explain why you're the one coming up with the best corruptions.
I could strive to accomplish something that would require actual skill, not just omnipotence.
And also, I could use my omnipotence to set rules upon myself that I cannot break without willing to, so that I can have myself be only as intelligent or physicaly capable as myself before omnipotence, and thus I could still achieve; rules are rules, whether they are enforced by the universe or yourself.
ANYWAYS...
I wish that I had a working, good condition watch, legally acquired, without anyone mistaking it for stolen, that does not cause cause my concept of 'negative' or 'bad' to change, and while I also don't experience anything that would fit into those categories.
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Ah. So that would explain why you're the one coming up with the best corruptions.
I could strive to accomplish something that would require actual skill, not just omnipotence.
And also, I could use my omnipotence to set rules upon myself that I cannot break without willing to, so that I can have myself be only as intelligent or physicaly capable as myself before omnipotence, and thus I could still achieve; rules are rules, whether they are enforced by the universe or yourself.
ANYWAYS...
I wish that I had a working, good condition watch, legally acquired, without anyone mistaking it for stolen, that does not cause cause my concept of 'negative' or 'bad' to change, and while I also don't experience anything that would fit into those categories.
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Pssh, why must you prove me wrong? Mellow yellow...
You accidentally hack off your neighbor's daughters's head off and he sues you for everything you own, including your underpants.
I wish I could run really fast.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-04-21 at 19:19:00
Granted, you accidently saw your arm off. Not someone else, you.
I wish this post gets here before Pekkel's.
ADDITION:
Son of a bitch.
I wish this post gets here before Pekkel's.
ADDITION:
Son of a bitch.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-04-21 at 19:20:47
EDIT: Damn you Rexy/Pekkel! 
To Pekkel:
Granted, you can dozens of times faster then a cheetah, and your body is also granted super-strength so you can handle the stress...
However, it requires a very very great deal of energy to run so fast, and it's hard to not run any slower then 120 mph.
Meaning that, as you are now, it would be enough to make you spontaneosly combust, but your metabolism is also increased by several times; even at 80 mph, you'd die of heat stroke in a couple seconds.
Someone steals it, and throws it at you.
You catch it, and the person who was stolen from had a sack over his head os he couldn't see.
Seeing you with the chainsaw, he calls the cops and you're arrested for stealing.
The chainsaw belonged to some famous athlete who was donating it to an orphanage as a way to donate money to them, because, as the favorite chainsaw of a famous athlete, it's worth a lot of money.
You are then sent to Camp Greenlake where you have to dig 5 foot diameter holes 5 feet deep in the hot sun with hardly any water.
I wish that I knew the secret to purity(as in, not being corrupt).
To Pekkel:
Granted, you can dozens of times faster then a cheetah, and your body is also granted super-strength so you can handle the stress...
However, it requires a very very great deal of energy to run so fast, and it's hard to not run any slower then 120 mph.
Meaning that, as you are now, it would be enough to make you spontaneosly combust, but your metabolism is also increased by several times; even at 80 mph, you'd die of heat stroke in a couple seconds.
Someone steals it, and throws it at you.
You catch it, and the person who was stolen from had a sack over his head os he couldn't see.
Seeing you with the chainsaw, he calls the cops and you're arrested for stealing.
The chainsaw belonged to some famous athlete who was donating it to an orphanage as a way to donate money to them, because, as the favorite chainsaw of a famous athlete, it's worth a lot of money.
You are then sent to Camp Greenlake where you have to dig 5 foot diameter holes 5 feet deep in the hot sun with hardly any water.
I wish that I knew the secret to purity(as in, not being corrupt).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-04-21 at 19:23:48
Granted. You learn the secret to purity is in the volcano of err...purism. You jump in and learn that purity can be learned from IP.
I wish that my computer was virus proof
I wish that my computer was virus proof
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-04-21 at 19:29:51
It is... because it has no internet access, and you cannot read cd-rom drives, floppy discs, etc.
I wish that someone else would start being the genie about now...
I wish that someone else would start being the genie about now...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-04-21 at 19:36:27
Granted, except this is the only time you won't have to 'be the genie.'
I wish EzDay would 'be the genie.'
I wish EzDay would 'be the genie.'
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-04-21 at 19:57:24
Ez Day becomes "The Genie", a new amateur wrestler, and piledrives you incorrectly, breaking your spine and paralyzing you from the neck down, forcing you into a wheelchair for the rest of your life. I wish that I knew why people are afraid of admins.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-04-21 at 20:19:07
You find out... because the cause of fear happens to you, and it's because all Admins are secretly psychics, with extremely powerful telekinetic abilities, and one breaks your arms with his powers.
I wish that I didn't break Rexy's spine.
I wish that I didn't break Rexy's spine.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-04-21 at 21:12:33
Rexy kicks ur butt since her spine is okay.
I wish there was a pizza the size of the sun.
I wish there was a pizza the size of the sun.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-04-21 at 21:44:13
Because it is the size of the sun, and also has a similar density for some reason, and yet the same sponginess as normal, it compacts itself, and turns into a very small black hole, or atleast neutron st-... pizza.
Earth gets sucked in, we all die.
I wish I knew what to wish for...
Earth gets sucked in, we all die.
I wish I knew what to wish for...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-04-21 at 21:46:03
Wish granted. Unfortunately, you found out on a bunch of underage girls and are now going to court for being a pedofile 
I wish my sister wouldn't go to an out of state college
I wish my sister wouldn't go to an out of state college
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IsolatedPurity on 2005-04-22 at 10:25:01
Granted. Your sister doesn't go to college... at all. Instead, she becomes a bum. Since you are so kind and feel responsible, you support her financially, dragging your own finacial position down. You never get anywhere in life, no man wants to be with you because they don't also wanna "marry" your sister as well. With no retirement fund, you both end up living on the streets in your old age.
I wish NeoNightmareX to come on so we can play halo 2
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I wish NeoNightmareX to come on so we can play halo 2
.Report, edit, etc...Posted by 007Torrasque on 2005-04-22 at 10:40:35
wish granted, but then Neos Xbox Blows up and he dies..
I wish that Yoshi would lock this topic!
ADDITION:
wish granted, but then Neos Xbox Blows up and he dies..
I wish that Yoshi would lock this topic!
I wish that Yoshi would lock this topic!
ADDITION:
wish granted, but then Neos Xbox Blows up and he dies..
I wish that Yoshi would lock this topic!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-04-22 at 12:06:17
Yoshi locks it, but by locking it he accidently activates a hidden virus in the thread, deleting all of SEN except for this post, and everyone knows that you are responsible for it.
I wish the next poster would die.
I wish the next poster would die.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-04-22 at 14:25:23
Granted, but the method of his death is that the government suddenly decided I should die.
And because they all not only got drunk, but had drugs secretly put in their food, they decide to do it with a nuclear warhead. Several, actualy, 3 to be exact.
And though you happen to be far enough away to survive the blast, you live the rest of your life in the misery that comes because of the nuclear winter; crime is rampant, food is scarce, government knows no power, and those who are in power despise the people that aren't.
You don't happen to have much power.
I wish that this thread would reach 20 pages.
And because they all not only got drunk, but had drugs secretly put in their food, they decide to do it with a nuclear warhead. Several, actualy, 3 to be exact.
And though you happen to be far enough away to survive the blast, you live the rest of your life in the misery that comes because of the nuclear winter; crime is rampant, food is scarce, government knows no power, and those who are in power despise the people that aren't.
You don't happen to have much power.
I wish that this thread would reach 20 pages.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-04-22 at 18:26:26
Wish granted, whenever it closes open it and bump it.
But the year is now 30004. SEN is still alive. Your alive on robotic parts. You bump the acient topic and get banned. The end.
I wish my Mp3 player would work.
But the year is now 30004. SEN is still alive. Your alive on robotic parts. You bump the acient topic and get banned. The end.
I wish my Mp3 player would work.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-04-22 at 18:41:54
It starts to work but it can only play bad country and bubble gum music. Your ear drums pop right after you turn it on.
I wish EzDay would bake an apple pie that's a perfect circle.
I wish EzDay would bake an apple pie that's a perfect circle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Talrathis on 2005-04-22 at 19:36:27
Granted, but the apple pie is diseased with a disease that is impossible to have an immunity to, and you are hospitalized for several months before dying.
I wish I had a DS that was legally obtained and had nothing wrong with it and I also wish that Boktai DS would come out and I could buy it and it also had nothing wrong with it.
I wish I had a DS that was legally obtained and had nothing wrong with it and I also wish that Boktai DS would come out and I could buy it and it also had nothing wrong with it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chronophobia on 2005-04-22 at 19:41:26
Granted, except when you open the package of your new DS a deadly spider has surrounded it with spider webs and eaten the buttons of it, and when you try to reach the manual, the spider takes it and lit it, and smoke it until it's totally unreadable.
I wish my diab went gone
I wish my diab went gone
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-04-23 at 02:19:55
Granted, but I have no clue what a diab is so a brick falls on your head and you die.
I wish I was black. (Kidding, wanna see what you say)
I wish I was black. (Kidding, wanna see what you say)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by indecisiveman on 2005-04-23 at 02:40:32
Granted. You become black but it is only your skin color. Youg to black by baking on the surface of the Sun. You are dead
I wish I had friends...
I wish I had friends...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-04-23 at 02:42:52
Granted, the people who are you're friends we're once friends of a hitman.
He is jealous.
He shoots you in the head and you die.
I wish Japan would die.
He is jealous.
He shoots you in the head and you die.
I wish Japan would die.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by indecisiveman on 2005-04-23 at 02:47:53
Granted. Japan dies in an atomic explosion. A piece of rock hurdles itself thousands of miles and hits you in your....lower thyroid?(is that even a muscle? or whatever...) You die from the....pain.
I wish I was a regular...
I wish I was a regular...