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All right, some of you may remember this, some may not, and some of you haven't even been here long enough, and some may have seen it on other forums.
Anyways, this is an old game that was posted here a while ago, I forget when.

For any of you that forgot, or haven't seen it at all, how it works is you think of a wish.
Then, the next person thinks of a way for it to happen, but go wrong somehow.
For example:
Person1: I wish I had a cat.
Person2: Granted. While on a vacation with your family, a drunk-driver racing another durnk accidentaly hits a leaping cat so hard that it flies through your window and lands on the bed.
When you get home, the smell of the corpse fills the entire house and is all but unbearable.
I wish I were God.
Person3: Granted, but you do not become the omnipotent, omniescent God you imagined; your powers are far beyond any mortal, but you are still limited. Also, all your angels have been killed in the Great Balance War of 9648K, and thus you have to clean-up after all the billions of humans in Heaven yourself.
I wish... [whatever].

Alright, me start of course.
I assume you're all intelligent enough to survive a semi-hard one, if a bit lacking of protective conditions
I wish I were omnipotent.

Granted, except it doesn't happen.
It only happens in your imagination.
(Disregard this, I have no clue what omnipotent means. )

I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.

I don't. (Therefore, your one chance at getting anything you want via wishing is wasted.)

I wish I had SC2.

Granted. SC2 arrives at the door of your house. You're the only one to have it. BNET has noone on it. It turns out that the disk of SC2 was corrupt and your computer now has a nuclear missle in it. It blows up. Boom. The end

I wish people would actually play right.


(Omni = all, potent = strong. Break the word down!!!)

Granted. Eventually a person signs up on SEN and posts in this thread and screws the game up.

I wish my school had less rules.

Granted, your school now has no rules at all.
You arrive at school and someone shoots you in the face -- seven times.
You die, the school blows up.

Your parents also forgot about you.

I wish you won't wish.

Granted. But there was a loophole that let me wish again

I wish that I had a million dollars legally.

The money is given to you by a man with AIDS. You cut your hand on the money, and shake his hand. He had been cutting vegetables and cut himself. You die from a cold two weeks later. I wish for a soft, fluffy pillow that shall generate no damage, injury, mental instability, or death to me or anyone I know.

You get your wish, but the pillow is so soft and fluffy that you want to do nothing except sleep on it forever, and you starve to death.

I wish for a nice, warm cookie that is made out of no ingredients besides flour, eggs, chocolate chips and baking soda, heated precisely to 80 degrees Fahrenheit after being cooked at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 12 to 15, without me choking on it, contracting a disease, having mental or physical harm done to me because of the cookie, or by the cookie, and without the cookie containing parasites or any other substance besides the ingredients listed above.

God smites you for making that wish.

I wish this thread would go away.

Not granted.
Your a moderator, if you want to do it, do it with your own powers.

I wish Chu was straight.

Cannot be granted because I am.

I wish Rexy wasn't a guy.

Me to--
Been granted before you were born (Even though you're older than me).

I wish Chu would stop wishing.

Wish granted, unfortunately there are too many forum games as it stands so this thread gets locked.

SYKE!

Grented, unfortunately you die and cannot wish anymore either.

Wish Ain't so granted, It's corrupted so I can't die... :evil:

I wish you CANNOT grant this wish.


Ps: Keke ed up teh game

You suck.
The end.

opened.

Your wish is granted. But chu gets so angry that he bans you from SEN. But then you decide to send him emails of hate and he puts a virus into your computer. Then your computer blows up. No more Juvinel.

I wish n00bs wouldnt put this smiley all over the page-

(HA! how u gonna counter that!?!)

Granted. The Database becomes corrupted and then every word is auto-censored. The censored smiley becomes .

I wish all hackers on B.net would die.

Wish granted; they have been replaced with self-sufficient AI

I wish that all my sets were already painted

and by the way...I started this thread all those years ago

If all your sets were painted, you would surf the net too much and go blind.

And for omnipotent one, if you were omnipotent you would have everything, and then what would be left to live and strive for?



I wish I had all the pie in the world.

your wish is granted. But all the newbs who are 'just here for the pie' get angry and form a mob. Then they kill you!

I wish i could finish my map right now...

Wish Granted. Too bad because you were too busy finishing your map you forgot to redeem your winning lottery ticket.

I wish I had a boyfriend

(This is an easy one) Wish Granted, but he turns out to be a fat, ugly, 56 year old smelly alchoholic. (-_-)

I wish.. I WISHHHHH.......... I had a PSP.

Granted. Except PSP standed for Plastic Silicon ....Pencil.... You cry for hours and eventually die?

I wish I could win the raffle....

Granted. Apparently the prize changed to a rabid chipmunk that eats your head off.

I wish I had a slice of cheese.