Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-10 at 20:03:10
Yo mama so fat, that she uses the all of North America as a tanning bed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-10 at 20:04:04
Wouldnt it be mexico? Its not very hot here.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-10 at 20:05:21
Mexicans find it very offensive if you say anything about them/mexico. so I said N.A., but its supposed to be mexico.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2005-05-10 at 20:24:22
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ May 10 2005, 05:54 PM)
its chins you fool.
Yo mamma so fat (think it would go there), she has more chins then a chinese phonebook. (chinise phonebooks have something called chins in them.)
AND ITS
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought i quarterback was a refund...
Anyways,
Yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "To Be Continued."
Yo momma is so fat, when she walked on a rainbow she made skittles!
A 4th grade one-
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked inside of a supermarket and starved to death.
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Yo mamma so fat (think it would go there), she has more chins then a chinese phonebook. (chinise phonebooks have something called chins in them.)
AND ITS
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought i quarterback was a refund...
Anyways,
Yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "To Be Continued."
Yo momma is so fat, when she walked on a rainbow she made skittles!
A 4th grade one-
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked inside of a supermarket and starved to death.
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Chin is a chinese name that is very common.
but now, the ruler of the thread(umm look at my account name?) has made a joke.
your momma is so fat that it takes two buses and a train to get to her good side
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)MinigameEast on 2005-05-10 at 20:51:30
your mama is so smelly that people have sniff their armpits for fresh air.
your mama is so stupid she thought taco bell was a phone company.
your mama is so ugly her halloween costume was a zombie wait she didnt need a costume.
your mama is so stupid she doesnt know the diffrence between gay and lesbian.
your mama is so stupid that she doesnt know the diffrence between a nipple and a mole.
you mama is so horrible she doesnt know how to shoot a gun when the target is one foot away from her.
your mama is so stupid she thought taco bell was a phone company.
your mama is so ugly her halloween costume was a zombie wait she didnt need a costume.
your mama is so stupid she doesnt know the diffrence between gay and lesbian.
your mama is so stupid that she doesnt know the diffrence between a nipple and a mole.
you mama is so horrible she doesnt know how to shoot a gun when the target is one foot away from her.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-05-10 at 21:05:53
I got a skateboard yesterday and named it your mom, haha, I'm riding your mom. Haha, I'm installing my nut's and bolts into your mom.
If childrens shows can have sexual inuendos so can I.
If childrens shows can have sexual inuendos so can I.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-05-10 at 21:11:59
Usually when I hear the word "wang" it's just another word for 
.
Yo mama's so dumb she can't tell apart a man and a woman.
.Yo mama's so dumb she can't tell apart a man and a woman.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sniper on 2005-05-10 at 21:15:59
your mamas so stupid, she died because of breathing
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-05-10 at 21:23:58
Im sorry, but some of ya'lls jokes are just terrible 
But they're better than what i could do
But they're better than what i could do
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sniper on 2005-05-10 at 21:26:05
eh..they're not meant to be funny just to make fun of mamas..O.o
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2005-05-10 at 21:37:29
Yo momma's so fat, she's her own solar system.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-10 at 22:01:13
Yo mama so fat, that if 50lbs. of FAT costed $1, she'd be the richest woman on earth!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-10 at 22:01:42
mine were. sucka
4th graderish!
Yo momma is so fat, i got lost while walking around her!
4th graderish!
Yo momma is so fat, i got lost while walking around her!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2005-05-10 at 22:03:11
Yo momma's so light, a mere breath can blow her away.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-10 at 22:03:36
Yo mama so fat, that she's fat!!
Pwnd.
Pwnd.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-10 at 22:29:23
Your mom is so fat that Bill Gates couldnt afford her liposuction.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-05-10 at 23:29:14
How does your mom spell Refridgerator? O I C U R M T
(oh i see you are empty)
(oh i see you are empty)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by cuinhell(ds) on 2005-05-11 at 16:05:56
your mom is so fat when she takes off her panties she got more craters than the moon
yo moma got so many holes in her underware every time she farts it whistles
yo moma so fat she uses 2 busses for skates
yo moma so dumb, they said sit in a cornor in a round room
yo moma so tall down is up and up is down
yo moma so hairy when she walks in walmart they have to call the pound
yo moma so ugly when she starts to masterbate the dildo batterys die
yo moma so fat when she gets on top breaks her husbands back
yo moma so fat every time she has sex the guy askes which hole?
yo moma so fat she looks like the worlds largest worm(eww)
yo moma so fat every time she walks it leaves a dinosore print in the ground cranky theirs another one
yo moma is so dumb she used the cd drive as a cup holder (true story)
yo moma so dumb she thumps on vigisle to see if it is fresh
ok i think thats enough how about u
yo moma got so many holes in her underware every time she farts it whistles
yo moma so fat she uses 2 busses for skates
yo moma so dumb, they said sit in a cornor in a round room
yo moma so tall down is up and up is down
yo moma so hairy when she walks in walmart they have to call the pound
yo moma so ugly when she starts to masterbate the dildo batterys die
yo moma so fat when she gets on top breaks her husbands back
yo moma so fat every time she has sex the guy askes which hole?
yo moma so fat she looks like the worlds largest worm(eww)
yo moma so fat every time she walks it leaves a dinosore print in the ground cranky theirs another one
yo moma is so dumb she used the cd drive as a cup holder (true story)
yo moma so dumb she thumps on vigisle to see if it is fresh
ok i think thats enough how about u
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.ZeALoT.oO on 2005-05-11 at 16:16:30
Yo' Momma's got more chins then the chinese phone book!
hope no one said that yet.
hope no one said that yet.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-11 at 16:18:56
I DID!!!! 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2005-05-11 at 19:05:52
Yo momma's so hairy, people mistake her for Chewbacca.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2005-05-11 at 19:10:51
everytime i read these, i think your talking about me. but i realize its not.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-11 at 19:11:54
we are talking about you...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-11 at 19:12:28
Yo mama so fat, that she ate a cake for her physical excersizes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-05-11 at 19:12:56
Your mom's so fat she got stuck in the archway in france!