Report, edit, etc...Posted by guardien on 2005-05-09 at 22:41:39
Alright, whats you favorite "yo mama joke", yo mama so fat, so dumb, so tall, so short. Let's just throw them, and let them rip, and one at a time please!
Nothin' stupid here, I feel like this topic is already under watch
Yo mama so old, her birth surtificate says "expired".
Nothin' stupid here, I feel like this topic is already under watch
Yo mama so old, her birth surtificate says "expired".
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-09 at 22:47:01
Any bets this will get closed
My mama so fat, that when she sat down in class... she was sitting by EVERYONE!!
(Old joke, bet you didn't expect the "My mama")
Owell... If you are smart you will find something.
My mama so fat, that when she sat down in class... she was sitting by EVERYONE!!
(Old joke, bet you didn't expect the "My mama")
Owell... If you are smart you will find something.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-05-09 at 22:47:24
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-05-09 at 22:49:12
Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-05-09 at 22:55:56
QUOTE(MillenniumArmy @ May 9 2005, 10:49 PM)
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
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Yo mama is so dumb she thought a quarterback was getting a quarter back
Yo mama so clumsy she tripped over the cord of a cordless phone.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-09 at 23:00:53
Yo mama so poor her boobs are real!
(jk of course)
(jk of course)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-05-09 at 23:01:56
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed on the wall.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-05-09 at 23:03:54
Yo mama ass is so hairy it looks like Don King is going to pop out at any moment and go "Only in America!"
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a truck and said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama is not only fat, but she's stupid. She stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because it said concentrate.
Two of those are from movies.
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a truck and said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama is not only fat, but she's stupid. She stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because it said concentrate.
Two of those are from movies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-09 at 23:06:31
Yo mama so fat and stupid that this is her diet:
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
(the ONLY IN AMERICA thing taken from an email I got from my friend
)
(the ONLY IN AMERICA thing taken from an email I got from my friend
)Report, edit, etc...Posted by Slyence on 2005-05-09 at 23:10:20
Your mom's teeth are so yellow, When she closed her mouth, Her stomach turned yellow.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-09 at 23:12:50
wtf...
Your mama's teeth are so rotton (from all that fatty food), that when she opened her mouth everyone was yelling "Who turned out all the lights?!"
Your mama's teeth are so rotton (from all that fatty food
), that when she opened her mouth everyone was yelling "Who turned out all the lights?!"Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-05-09 at 23:15:05
Yo momma sucks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-05-09 at 23:17:14
Yo mama so poor when someone stepped on a cockroach she said, 'Who stepped on dinner?'
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2005-05-09 at 23:18:55
- Yo momma's so fat, every time she takes a step, it registers 10.5 on the Richter scale.
- Yo momma's so big, when she jumped into the Pacific Ocean, it was completely emptied of water.
- Yo momma's so big and lazy, people are starting to build cities on top of her.
- Yo momma's so small, you need an electron microscope to look at her.
- Yo momma's so loud, when she whispers, she deafens everyone within a ten-mile radius.
- Yo momma's so big, her breath can blow down trees.
- Yo momma's so filthy, the EPA has declared her a hazardous waste site.
- Yo momma's so big, the government has considered using her as a depository for nuclear waste.
- Yo momma's so big, when she cries, it causes flash floods.
- Yo momma's so poor, she has to beg for money from homeless people.
- Yo momma's so big, astronomers now consider her to be Earth's second moon.
- Yo momma's so big, she's officially been declared the tenth planet in the solar system.
- Yo momma's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
I made up all of those jokes except the very last one; my friend Cam219 contributed that one.
- Yo momma's so big, when she jumped into the Pacific Ocean, it was completely emptied of water.
- Yo momma's so big and lazy, people are starting to build cities on top of her.
- Yo momma's so small, you need an electron microscope to look at her.
- Yo momma's so loud, when she whispers, she deafens everyone within a ten-mile radius.
- Yo momma's so big, her breath can blow down trees.
- Yo momma's so filthy, the EPA has declared her a hazardous waste site.
- Yo momma's so big, the government has considered using her as a depository for nuclear waste.
- Yo momma's so big, when she cries, it causes flash floods.
- Yo momma's so poor, she has to beg for money from homeless people.
- Yo momma's so big, astronomers now consider her to be Earth's second moon.
- Yo momma's so big, she's officially been declared the tenth planet in the solar system.
- Yo momma's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
I made up all of those jokes except the very last one; my friend Cam219 contributed that one.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-05-09 at 23:27:18
[center]Yo momma's so smelly, she got kicked out of France.
Yo momma's so stupid, she burned her house down with a CD burner.
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on some pencil lead, and ten minutes later pulled diamonds off her arse.[/center]
Yo momma's so stupid, she burned her house down with a CD burner.
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on some pencil lead, and ten minutes later pulled diamonds off her arse.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-05-09 at 23:45:14
hmm...a different take...but whatever.
So, two people going back and forth
1:[general stupid comment here]
2:your mom
1:in bed
2:only on wednesdays
1:It ain't for free
2:But it sure is nasty
1:I bet you like that.
So, two people going back and forth
1:[general stupid comment here]
2:your mom
1:in bed
2:only on wednesdays
1:It ain't for free
2:But it sure is nasty
1:I bet you like that.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-05-10 at 01:12:04
If ya think yer not gay, yo momma knows you are. (Got it from "Are you gay? Does your mom know your gay")
Yo momma is so stupid, she left you in the car and she gambles in the casino (This is true, her mom did get arrested.)
Yo momma is so fat, she ate your older brother who you never knew.
Yo momma is so stupid, she left you in the car and she gambles in the casino (This is true, her mom did get arrested.)
Yo momma is so fat, she ate your older brother who you never knew.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-05-10 at 02:48:14
Yo mommas so stupid she slept on the floor when she got locked in at 40 winks over night.
Yo mommas so stupid she got lost in a revolving door
Yo mommas so stupid she starved to death in a supermarket when she got locked in over night
Thats all for now
Yo mommas so stupid she got lost in a revolving door
Yo mommas so stupid she starved to death in a supermarket when she got locked in over night
Thats all for now
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-05-10 at 03:46:00
Your mums is so ugly, When she droped her pants it looked like she had a wookie in a head lock!
Soooo Ok its not YO Momma, But its close enough!
Soooo Ok its not YO Momma, But its close enough!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by guardien on 2005-05-10 at 15:58:18
Yo mamma so fat (think it would go there), she has more "wangs" then a chinese phonebook.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Slyence on 2005-05-10 at 16:02:32
Wangs?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-05-10 at 18:26:11
More...
Yo mommas just like a bowling ball she gets fingered three times and thrown in the gutter.
Yo mommas so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat out people yell out TAXI!
Yo mommas just like a bowling ball she gets fingered three times and thrown in the gutter.
Yo mommas so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat out people yell out TAXI!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-10 at 18:54:34
its chins you fool.
Yo mamma so fat (think it would go there), she has more chins then a chinese phonebook. (chinise phonebooks have something called chins in them.)
AND ITS
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought i quarterback was a refund...
Anyways,
Yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "To Be Continued."
Yo momma is so fat, when she walked on a rainbow she made skittles!
A 4th grade one-
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked inside of a supermarket and starved to death.
Yo mamma so fat (think it would go there), she has more chins then a chinese phonebook. (chinise phonebooks have something called chins in them.)
AND ITS
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought i quarterback was a refund...
Anyways,
Yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "To Be Continued."
Yo momma is so fat, when she walked on a rainbow she made skittles!
A 4th grade one-
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked inside of a supermarket and starved to death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by guardien on 2005-05-10 at 19:48:38
Sorry, I got that one from my friend, I have no idea where he got the "wangs" part, but it sounded like a yo mama. Anywho:
Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-05-10 at 20:01:10
Your mom's so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLD WIDE!
Your mom's so fat she has to use the empire state building for pleasure.
Your mom's so fat she has to use the empire state building for pleasure.