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Report, edit, etc...Posted by ViolentMoose on 2005-05-14 at 00:22:45
it will make a difference to me
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe)r( on 2005-05-14 at 00:26:11
OMG HERE ARE SOME COMMENTS I FOUND IN THE GUESTBOOK
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Limabean@Officelink.com I would like to buy a bonsai kitten, can it be in the shape of a star?

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dougjonson@ifc.org Could you please tell me how much you would charge for a cone-shaped cat and when could I get it?

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Simonxyz@press.co.uk I am fascinated by the Bonsai Kitten concept. I would very much like a teapot shaped kitten.

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rabina@ultrapuppy.com I would like to make a casting of one of the smaller gargolyes on Notre Dame and, with proper Bonsai Kittyculture techniques, make a little kitty gargoyle!

these sick people
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tuxedo Templar on 2005-05-14 at 01:58:46
Clokr you've hit an all time low. Man I almost died laughing at this.

Yeah, I saw this almost 2 years ago (I think it was). The whole thing was a big joke, but you shoulda seen some of the guestbook comments that people posted.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-14 at 02:47:43
*warhammer40000 imagines chainsaws and bonsai kitten makers...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-14 at 03:07:43
I have had cats all my life. Beat that with your "9 years" violentj. tongue.gif
(I am 13, 14 in less than a month)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ViolentMoose on 2005-05-14 at 03:26:10
same here im 14 by july and i wanted to know how did u learn proggraming
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-05-14 at 04:54:24
Man, you guys don't understand the concept of JOKING. The people at Rotten.com, (who also own this site), have a sick sense of humor.Oh, and I'm pretty sure that they simply put the cats in long enough for one picture, IE, about a minute.I do know that no kittens were actually harmed. Now who wants a Bonsai Kitten?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Clokr_ on 2005-05-14 at 08:40:45
Oh, come on, they got me too... until heimdal told me that it was a big joke.

The funniest is that even the FBI investigated the case.
It's a pretty well-made hoax.

Btw, I would never do something like that to a cat. Just to clear that out ;P

PD: Tux, I knew that it was a hoax. That's why I posted this tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-14 at 10:50:58
It's obviously a joke. But that's not the point.

ONE cat was actually put in there (or the guy just is godly with photoshop)... And that's abusing. Even thinking about it is totally wrong -.-
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Clokr_ on 2005-05-14 at 11:48:53
Well, if the cat was there for one or two minutes its not a big abuse.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-14 at 13:23:20
So kicking a cat once or twice (for the whole purpose of fun) would be considered okay?

Don't think so :/
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Clokr_ on 2005-05-14 at 14:22:02
QUOTE(Chris @ May 14 2005, 06:23 PM)
So kicking a cat once or twice (for the whole purpose of fun) would be considered okay?

Don't think so :/
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No, but its not a big abuse either.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by unnownrelic on 2005-05-14 at 16:41:01
Uh oh. I think I see another ethics argument arising.........

That can't be good.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-14 at 17:04:47
QUOTE(violentj @ May 14 2005, 12:26 AM)
same here im 14 by july and i wanted to know how did u learn proggraming

I know of a 14 year old who knows C++, C, Java, JavaScript, Visual Basics, CSS, ASM, and a lot more. (Sorry about this being off-topic, I was answering a question)
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheOddAngel on 2005-05-14 at 18:53:48
omg... I just saw this thread and I am uterly Disgusted...
How could you do that to a living animal... I can't stand to even see
those kittens inside bottles. That is animal Abuse and I can't believe
they are doing it...

Being me I can't Kill anything... I once killed a spider and I was sad after
because I ended a life... But these Cats... They need to be killed to end there
misery... How would anyof you like to live in a bottel...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-14 at 20:44:48
I have an idea. Lets stick clokr in a box for a few weeks and maybe he will be really cute when he comes out. ^_______^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-05-14 at 22:35:21
The only POSSIBLE way this could be cute is if the kittens were delivered to you and they get taken out of the jar so its like 'order now and get one free' whatever but the fact that there stuck in there forever is just sick.

Someone call RSPCA, the SWAT team, anyone!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-14 at 22:42:12
IF you read the entire topic, we already yeld at him, but then realized the site was a prank. They only stuck 1 kitten in a bottle for a picture to perfect the prank site i guess. Bu still, its just wrong, SHOVE CLOKR_ IN A BOTTLE!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-14 at 22:50:00
that is so mean...so grimmy... i mean look at the poor cat i mean it need help wtf man...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dust_core on 2005-05-15 at 01:22:28
Bleeech!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-15 at 07:37:46
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ May 14 2005, 08:42 PM)
IF you read the entire topic, we already yeld at him, but then realized the site was a prank. They only stuck 1 kitten in a bottle for a picture to perfect the prank site i guess. But still, its just wrong. SHOVE CLOKR_ IN A BOTTLE!!!!
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i agree tongue.gif i wonder how clockr_ would look
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheOddAngel on 2005-05-15 at 09:09:30
I did read the topic... Im just telling everyone on this site that is geting wrong ideas...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dust_core on 2005-05-15 at 09:26:01
Just shove those people in a large jar and preserve them. pinch.gif

They can be jailed for animal cruelty
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Clokr_ on 2005-05-15 at 17:14:24
Hey, I though those thinks until heimdal told me that it was a hoax. Then I felt so frustrated that I had to do this somewhere.

Anyway, that's the third hoax that I post on this website:

1- Unproedit
2- Automodder
3- Bonsai kittens

I'm looking for the fourth tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-05-15 at 18:01:42
Keep lookin I cant wait wink.gif
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