Report, edit, etc...Posted by Clokr_ on 2005-05-13 at 14:25:19
Well, I always liked cats, so I think that I'm going to buy a bonsai kitten. What's that? Just look at this awesome webpage: http://www.bonsaikitten.com/
I think it's the perfect experiment: science and art togheter. And they look so cute inside those bottles.
I just wanted some advice. What do you think?
I think it's the perfect experiment: science and art togheter. And they look so cute inside those bottles.
I just wanted some advice. What do you think?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-13 at 15:18:49
How could you like cats and bonsai cats? They shove them in a bottle and makes them deformed and stuff.
I think they are stupid and cruel.
*Pets cat that is in his lap and is not a bottle, and can move around.
I have an idea, I'll stick you in a bottle.
I think they are stupid and cruel.
*Pets cat that is in his lap and is not a bottle, and can move around.
I have an idea, I'll stick you in a bottle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-13 at 15:38:10
This is almost worst than that Kotenga kitten the guy tortured in front of hundreds of people...
You're sick. You don't joke about these kinda things...
You're sick. You don't joke about these kinda things...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-05-13 at 15:38:53
I've seen that page before, had and still have mixed feelings about it. It's funny but too cruel.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Clokr_ on 2005-05-13 at 18:33:58
C'mon those shaped cats look so cool.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-05-13 at 18:35:58
Do they keep those cats in the bottle for the rest of their lives? 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-05-13 at 18:38:21
People like that deserve to die. Clokr_ if your 1 of them, i will hunt you down.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Clokr_ on 2005-05-13 at 18:44:12
Didn't you ever hear of the square-shaped watermelons? They put them inside boxes so when they grow they get a square-like shape.
http://images.google.es/images?hl=es&lr=&q=square+watermelon
They are just doing the same with cats. It's not that cruel. Those cats will enjoy their new shape... if they can move after the process. Well I guess they'll have to enjoy their location too, because they won't be able to walk
http://images.google.es/images?hl=es&lr=&q=square+watermelon
They are just doing the same with cats. It's not that cruel. Those cats will enjoy their new shape... if they can move after the process. Well I guess they'll have to enjoy their location too, because they won't be able to walk
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-05-13 at 18:44:30
Should we attempt to do that with Mike's Cat?
It's pretty easy, we already have his address somewhere, just go through the window get the cat and put it in a bottle.
It's pretty easy, we already have his address somewhere, just go through the window get the cat and put it in a bottle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-05-13 at 18:46:23
A watermellon does not have feelings. It's just a plant which we can grow millions of each year, but we CAN'T grow cats.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Clokr_ on 2005-05-13 at 18:49:26
QUOTE(Ninebreaker123 @ May 13 2005, 11:46 PM)
A watermellon does not have feelings. It's just a plant which we can grow millions of each year, but we CAN'T grow cats.
[right][snapback]207629[/snapback][/right]
[right][snapback]207629[/snapback][/right]
How are you so sure? Are you a watermelon?
Also millions of cats are born each year...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-05-13 at 18:53:19
Yea so? do you have any feeling's toward a pet watermellon? How bout a cat? How would YOU like it to be stuck inside a bottle until your 20. (or less)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-13 at 21:35:59
If you broke the bottle or somehow got the cat out, it will die.
Watermelons you kill anyways to eat, a cat is your pet. And it has to be a very tiny kitten.
Look at the cats in the picture, look at their faces. You can see they are depressed.
What if when you were born we shoved you in a bottle? Shoved a tube up your butt, and fed you through another tube?
Also it is very bad for the cat's health. They live about half as long as an average cat.
Watermelons you kill anyways to eat, a cat is your pet. And it has to be a very tiny kitten.
Look at the cats in the picture, look at their faces. You can see they are depressed.
What if when you were born we shoved you in a bottle? Shoved a tube up your butt, and fed you through another tube?
Also it is very bad for the cat's health. They live about half as long as an average cat.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-13 at 21:43:49
O_M_G! Animal abuse!! THIS IS SICK!!! OMG, "hey, look at that, throw em on the floor! hahah!"
what about they great "Shove em in a bottle and they'll be in any shape u want em, AND DEFORMED FOREVER! CONGRATS, UR NOW AN ANIMAL ABUSER!! This is disgusting.
ADDITION:
O M G!
what about they great "Shove em in a bottle and they'll be in any shape u want em, AND DEFORMED FOREVER! CONGRATS, UR NOW AN ANIMAL ABUSER!! This is disgusting.
ADDITION:
QUOTE(them...)
3# Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten's anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third hole in the vessel. As the kitten's body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It's just like a kitty colostomy bag!
O M G!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-05-13 at 21:45:25
You call this cute? I can't belive you...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-13 at 21:47:48
These people should be taken behind the dumpster and shot.
But guys, i know the solution to all of this, GLUE YOUR CAT'S CRAPHOLE UP!!!
Why dont the... Animal Abusion protection peoples ATTACK them!?!
But guys, i know the solution to all of this, GLUE YOUR CAT'S CRAPHOLE UP!!!
Why dont the... Animal Abusion protection peoples ATTACK them!?!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2005-05-13 at 21:48:24
QUOTE(RexyRex @ May 13 2005, 06:45 PM)
You call this cute? I can't belive you...
[right][snapback]207781[/snapback][/right]
That is not cute. That is...unsettling at the very least.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-05-13 at 21:49:04
Not shot, stuffed into a square box for a month...
Because a square head is just SO cute.
Because a square head is just SO cute.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-13 at 21:49:15
Id like to see these sick minds.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-13 at 22:10:16
Rexy, not for a month... much longer... untill they die.
If you liked cats, then you would never do this.
If you liked cats, then you would never do this.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-05-13 at 22:11:42
Until they die? O_O
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-13 at 22:16:53
The kittens are shoved in a bottle with there anus super glued shut untill they die. Why not return the favor to the people who do this to the kittens?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2005-05-13 at 22:21:25
QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ May 13 2005, 07:16 PM)
The kittens are shoved in a bottle with there anus super glued shut untill they die. Why not return the favor to the people who do this to the kittens?
[right][snapback]207836[/snapback][/right]
[right][snapback]207836[/snapback][/right]
Yes, that's a good idea, Farty. Let us superglue the anuses of those sick
ers, shove them in bottles, and watch them die slow, agonizing deaths.Report, edit, etc...Posted by ViolentMoose on 2005-05-13 at 23:54:57
THAT IS SO WRONG dude they shove little cats in bottles im a cat person i love cats i had my cat for 9 yrs and i love her like a sister
she is my pride and joy if any1 threw her in a bottle i would take a ing double barrel shotgun and shoot those :: danm bastards how can u say there cute i cant believe u think thats cool if u stand by that i will find u AND HUNT U DOWN I WILL DRAG YOUR CARCUS TO A FOREST AND PUT U IN A GLASS BOTTLE AND GLUE YOUR ASS SHUT AND ILL GO EVEN FARTHER I WILL CUT OFF YOUR
she is my pride and joy if any1 threw her in a bottle i would take a
ing double barrel shotgun and shoot those :: danm bastards how can u say there cute i cant believe u think thats cool if u stand by that i will find u AND HUNT U DOWN I WILL DRAG YOUR CARCUS TO A FOREST AND PUT U IN A GLASS BOTTLE AND GLUE YOUR ASS SHUT AND ILL GO EVEN FARTHER I WILL CUT OFF YOUR Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe)r( on 2005-05-14 at 00:17:51
QUOTE(Clokr_ @ May 13 2005, 04:49 PM)
How are you so sure? Are you a watermelon?
Also millions of cats are born each year...
[right][snapback]207636[/snapback][/right]
Also millions of cats are born each year...
[right][snapback]207636[/snapback][/right]
millions of people are born each year so who cares if we take one person (clokr_) and super glue his anus shut and put him in a jar til he dies.