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you moron...you deleted the post in between them. Our lovely admins and moderators have access to the member logs and can see that you deleted a post. So, pretty much, you just made youself look like a fool.

_{I have my own forum, you see...I know these things...}

Can you please just Shut Up for a damn minute so the story can continue?? I asked you nicely, so someones gotta give me credit for that... Also, what are you talking about?



BACK TO THE STORY NOW!!!

FINE YOU FRICKIN MORON
uh, sorry for the flame...

okay, let's see..dispite Flaming_X's bad english...

...As Dave gets closer to ammusment park, he sees that it is haunted and that in fact, Quino is a possessed little girl who works in the fun house. She comes up to him and says,

"Mice, Rats, And Pigeons make a great feast! Lets all fo on the swirly ride!"

Dave, having absolutly no idea what the hell that ment, began to question Quino. "How old are you? Does you hair go up when the moon comes out? What am I talking about?" With a sudden flash of lightning, Quino is gone! Dave then screams, " Wait, we were suppost to have Tea together!"

But, his second grade thinking level makes him forget almost immediatly and...

...he trips over a dead body and gets knocked unconcious. Fred the evil spork comes up and steels him to the evil secret layer of evil that Fred currently resides in. As Dave comes to, he sees...

The top of a tea cup ride...

...off in the distance. He fully wakes up to realize that he is being surrounded by a dozen blood-sucking vampires. "What, who, are you?" Dave asks trying to act not scared.
"We vampires. My name is Whym. I am the queen over us all. And you, are our knew dinner." Whym bends down to bite...

At first, Dave does not understand. So all he does is stand there and wait. In his third grade level of thinking mind he begins to wonder, what is dinner? what is a vampire? Having no idea what was happening he replies, " Okay, well, I'll be seeing you blood sucking vampires around some time, right?"

The Qween, Whym replies his reply, " Oh, but your what we are eating, you wont be going anywhere!" Dave, seeing he was in trouble, can't decide what to do. Wouldn't you know it, but he was lucky, as at that moment a wierd bold guy, who's name shale not be mentioned, carved a hole through the cieling of the cave and ran for his life. The sunlight came through the hole and killed the vampires, all except Whym. At seeing her vampires die, Whym yelled at Dave,

"curse you! You mortals have plagued us all! Soon, your blood will be on my teeth! And I will rejoice at the death I have caused!" With that, Whym disappears into the shadows. Fred the evil spork reappears and seeing dave, says,

" I don't have a mouth! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" And then explodes, because, you know, sporks can do that! The bold guy then leaves and Dave is left alone until...

Cindy walked up to him. Dave looked at Cindy and she said, "oh. it's you. I'm thirsty." So, Dave...

Picks up a handful of dirt and gives it to a mouse. He calls the mouse Chester. Cindy, seeing chester screams and run for her life! Then dave leaves the cave and goes to "The Cave Of Fire," which just so happeneds to be the same cave. Dave had gone in a whole circle. In the cave....

he finds fred the spork, who suddenly unexploded who however he died. Fred pulls out a spork-ilizer machine and turns Dave into a spork, forever!
Especially until the end of this incredibly pointless story!
Dave, now a spork, does no want to do. Chester comes up to him and starts chewing on what used to be his ear. Dave screams in pain as chester...

Then ends up transforming Dave back to normal with magical powers. However, Dave would have to leave something he really likes as part of a spork. Wouldn't you know it, but he gives up his ####! With nothing less to do, he run around screaming in pain, because returning from spork form hurts! It was strange, but the word forever means cheese in Dave's dictionary! With that Dave takes Fred and says, " I'm going to kill you." He then bends the spork in half and throws it. Then...

uhh...what's it called?

Seroiusly, lets stay forcussed to the story! You know, there is a personal messenger, use that! Me hitting you, because you don't want to do this:

I'm sorry, flaming X. but I find you post offensive and would like to disassociate myself from it as soon as possible.

What A worth while thing to say, especially when you see that nice thing I wrote about!

And this IS focused on the story???

LOL, Yes, lets just doze on back to Dave, who is, where is he? Ah, here...

He then bends the spork in half and throws it. Then....

Freds evil minos attack!!!!!!!! Dve not knowing wat to do quickly makes a time machine with his 3rd or 2cd lvl grade thinking!!!!!!!! He enters the time machine but he is Dave The Barbarian!!!! And Fred the evil spork is Chuckles the Evil Piggy!

With the time machine, Dave presses the button labled "Doohicky." The time machine fails to work and Dave becomes scared of Fred. Dave then realizes that you cannot build a time machine with sticks. He then takes glue and slobs it all over and trys again. Fred leaps for the time machine, but only hits the grown. Dave is thrown into another dimension...

Where he is sure that hes safe BUT THERE ARE GIANT EVIL FRED THE SPORKS!!!!! 12 OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!

I find these things pointless... "never ending stories"? Should be renamed to "flame wars" between flaming_X and FireKame. No offence but Kame is always winning these things.
OPINION: This stuff belongs in the garbage forum. :l

The sporks attack and Dave runs away and tries to get away but every time he runs he just...