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Well, I just wanted to see what would happen if I asked for people to help me make a chain story, you know, a story that continues until the beginner decides to stop it! I got this idea while I was trying to fall asleep. Anyway, I will start! Here are the rules!
1)Don't stop the story!
2)Don't post comments/questions about the story!
3)At the end of the part you told, put a quote box that says the characters names IF ANY ARE ADDED! That way we can all keep track! (Post all the names, not just the new ones)
4)Don't make random jumps from one place to another, always put in a transition!
5)There is no rules on how serious this has to be, it can jump from scary to funny in just one post
6)Have fun!

Let's Begin!

In the middle of central park, NY, their lives a man named Dave, yes he is a poor hobo! Infact, he is called the town hobo! One day, he goes up to a woman named Cindy and asks, "What does 'The Fish' mean?"

Cindy, being of high class, yells, "That is outrageous! Never in all my life..."and slaps the hobo up the backside of his head with her purse when something falls out. The hobo picked it up as Cindy walked away. it was...

One of those fat annoying Yo Yos, no, not the type that go up and down, the type that go BING every five hours! Wondering what the hell this is, Our Curagouse Hobo, Dave, runs home to his hobo cardbord box! What a Thrill! At his house he puts the yo yo into a safe and then decids to use it later to rob a bank, but his thoughts are soon interupted by the distress call of a(n)...

first of all, I've never seen anyone ever slaughter the word courageous in such a way. it's called SPELL CHECK! (shadow paladin showed it to me! ^_^)

soon interupted by the distress call of a heard of platypi! (plural for platypus) Dave runs to the river to see that the beavers and sea otters are at war! But that lef tno answer as to why the platypi were in distress. After searching, he found...

A spoon called Mary! It became magical with the hobo's touch,and soon the war became nukular involved! Soon, nothing remained in or near the pond but Dave! With Mary, Dave goes to the town buffet, where all you need to enter is a spoon. He gives mary to some fat man sitting at the door and goes in! While inside, he eats everything he can find (He was hungry, can you blame him?). He then leaves the festival,but forgets to get Mary back! Soon he is back in Central Park...

...and finds that Mary is following him! He turns, with out stretched arms when Fred the evil spork (currently wearing a cloak) swings from a tree and steals her away from Dave. Unsure what to do, Dave...

...Blows his nose and....

...runs in circles like a mad man only to trip over a rock and...

...Pokes his eye out!, but no one cares. However, in todays medical field we can heal anything for about a buck! So some wierd people come and take him to the old, broken down hospital about 7953823458 miles away! When they arrive, a really mean woman named Anna takes him up to a room filles with metal jars that Dave can see throu, and Glass eye balls are littered on the floor! A liitle girl runs by and Dave becomes scared, I mean, who wouldn't be! Anyway, A green man come up to dave and says, Hello, are you here for the Liver removal? Dave, not knowing what a liver is says yes and....

...has is liver removed. Soon after, Anna comes in and SHOOTS DAVE IN THE HEART

But Dave survives! How amazing? Well, he leaves the Hospital without his liver and...

...is shot again in the heart by Anna! Who than asks, "wth was the idea with casting the character name as Anna?"

*Aster comes and shoots them all to pieces thus ending the story.*

btw we already HAD a never ending story thread but...uh...it ended.
xD

EDIT: oops added another character, sorry

Magic Energy Fork Sword wielding flaming helicoptric(having big propellars on the backs) Mice Ninjas swing down from a tree that fell from the sun kick Dave the Hobo in the chest, knocking him many, many, many fee,- miles back, and he engages in combat with them. He swings his annoying up-and-down yo-yo that appeared in his hand because he willed it to at them, and smashes several blades in. He does a penguin dive, knocking down the rest which are stiff as bolwing pins for absolutely nbo reason whatsoever like, well, bolwing pins. They swings they Fork Energy Magic Swords at hmi, cutting in his liver(instead of cutting out...), somehow causing it to fall from the ground where it wasn't 10 hours ago into his chest. Then they cut his eart out and it jumps up into the center of the Earth then falls into space and lands in the Sun giving it a heart and causing it to help the Hobo by sun-burning the Ninja Mice. They, being sun-burned, look at each others' redness appalled while the Hobo stealthily takes them out...

But with little time left before the sun blows up from the constant annoying beating, Dave jumps into a swimming pool as the Sun explodes. The Ninjas and Anna fry, and Dave our Hobo is safe! Without anything to do he returns to his base camp at Okawo Lake, where is card board box home is! He then sits down by the T.V. a little kid drew for him and begins to watch. Picking up his cardboard remote, he realizes he can't change the channel and decides to take a walk! While walking he meets Cindy again. This time they sit down and have a conversation. Dave learns that Cindy is an assassin who is sent to kill him and he realizes she is holding a knife in her hand.

To escape the knife, Dave jumps back and run for his life! Only to be met by Fred, the spork that stole Mary! Dave uses his second grade level quick thinking and throws Fred the spork at Cindy, who becomes blind. Cindy, still not dead from a spork jammed deap within her head, gets up and with the last bit of strength she has...

Falls back down. But Aster, who everyone forgot about, pulls out his C10 rifle and finally kills anna. He turns to Dave
"all in a days work"

Then he disappears

Dave, surprised by what has happened soon find himself thanking the wierd person who saved him, Aster! He gets up and goes over to a hotdog stand and says to the guy," The ducks are flying south this summer."

The hotdog guy then replies, "Yes, but only when hell freezes over!" Dave, not able to understand the clue asks for him to repeat it, "Yes, but only when Hell Freezes Over!" Still, Dave doesn't understand, and asks for the clue again, "YES, BUT ONLY WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!!!!!" Dave, with his third grade thinking level, thinks...and thinks...and thinks...But, after he cannot solve the clue, he asks one more time! This time, the hotdog guy says, "MARY IS AT THE GOD DAMN HELL AMUSMENT PARK!!!"

With this Clue, Dave leaves the park and....

...on his way to the amusment park, runs into brave sir robin with his faithful stead and traveling minstrels! Dave being allergic to knights, sneezes. Brave Sir Robin stops and confront him say, "are you making fun of me?" Dave answers...

..."No, I was having a seizure, they are bad this time of the year for me." Dave enters a seizure frenzy and the Knight feels sorry for him and takes out a million dollars and the cure for cancer he kept in his upper pocket but as he is handing it to Dave it slips from his fingers....

And Aster grabs it and tries to return it! However the evil Shadow Paladin gets it from him!



Edit: notice how dave's intelligence jumped from 2nd grade to 3rd grade?

Shadow Paladin takes the bill of money and, being the loving, good person he is, gives it to a near by nun, only to find out that the nun is a...

And the nun drops it! It falls to the ground and little girl comes by and picks it up! She then runs off yelling, "I've got what you want! You can find your first clue at the lighthouse! My Name is Quino!" Brave Sir Robin, not caring, then leaves in search of the holy tissue. Dave had no idea what to do, so he just goes onward to the amusment park.

When Dave is one block away from the amusment park, and old witch comes out and...

<<OOC: you have to continue the story, nimrod. we are at the nun...what does that have to do with a nun?>>

you don't understand...that sentence makes no sense! listen to this:



how does that make sense?!

Is anyone noticing how she double posted?

I'm just going to ignor those last comments from her and continue the story...