Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-03-19 at 15:33:35
Yeah, and the sad thing is, he's my friend.
An inexplicable friendship.
...But then, Evil and Insanity go well together, I suppose.
An inexplicable friendship.
...But then, Evil and Insanity go well together, I suppose.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-19 at 20:35:50
that's ok.... insanity is part of life..... all human are insane in a way or another.... depends on how you are looking at it...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-03-20 at 15:20:47
And Shrimpy looks through insane eyes 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-20 at 18:10:06
that's how you develope friendship, through different people..... 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-20 at 19:12:22
So technicly we shouldn't be able to develop friendship since we're ALL insane... Wait... You're right! xD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-20 at 20:15:33
Although you are similar, but your insanity are different... some might be more or less insane than others.... like me :ph34r:
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-03-20 at 22:17:11
Being different isn't so bad. It kind of reminds me of this quote:
"You are unique in this world. Just like everybody else."
"You are unique in this world. Just like everybody else."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-20 at 22:42:41
that's why it is sooo interesting in this world..... everyone is unique in some way..... you learn new things from friends and others tooo
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-03-22 at 11:21:09
And enemies too I guess 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-22 at 20:16:01
be positive...... life is wonderful...... *remind me that when I am depress*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by en_taro_shrimpy on 2004-03-24 at 15:40:05
Its good to know that5 life is good even though Aster seems to think that death is better because that is all that he talks about in real life.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-24 at 16:18:35
It seems all I get are enemies, but it doesn't bother me because im getting out of that school soon, the reason of getting the enemies?
Because I don't play basketball
Because I don't play basketball
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-03-25 at 09:54:40
Yeah, I doi only talk about death, horror, evil, terror, fear, chaos, and all around bad stuff
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-25 at 18:48:39
how did we get to that? this is suppose to be a thread about funny and interesting things.... weird..... oh well...
I just found something else now... my friend send this to me...... so here goes a little toilet humour:
[I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall
saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I
don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question. "Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just
be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a
little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"]
Hope you laugh at least once..... meh~
I just found something else now... my friend send this to me...... so here goes a little toilet humour:
[I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall
saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I
don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question. "Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just
be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a
little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"]
Hope you laugh at least once..... meh~
Report, edit, etc...Posted by en_taro_shrimpy on 2004-03-25 at 21:06:06
That was pretty funny stuff.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-03-26 at 07:50:44
Then again as Rayne has said you think a rock and a stick are quality entertainment
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-26 at 20:42:52
is it that bad? I can delet it if you want.....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-27 at 20:55:40
i guess reading all that got me to discover..... 
have you ever read a hair dryer lable?
dont use in shower
well duuuu lol
have you ever read a hair dryer lable?
dont use in shower
well duuuu lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-27 at 22:10:15
is not really off topic... because this topic is meant to be talk about things that are interesting and funny.......
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-03-29 at 07:49:46
Kiko I was talking to En_Taro_Shrimpy, I thought ur stuff was funny
I hate writing that long name, Shrimpy you are ETS now
I hate writing that long name, Shrimpy you are ETS now
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-29 at 21:04:16
I do appologize for being rude.... sorry 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-03-29 at 21:54:09
QUOTE(kiko @ Mar 27 2004, 10:10 PM)
because this topic is meant to be talk about things that are interesting and funny.......
Kiko is right you know, this is
Lets get back to interesting and funny things.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-30 at 22:15:20
I will try to find more... give me some time.... sorry about the delay...
Here is something I just found.... hope you all like it:
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DUMB ABOUT COMPUTERS, READ THIS, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
Take heart, anyone among you who believes he or she is technologically
challenged, you "isn't seen nothing" yet. This is an excerpt from a
Wall Street Journal article:
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was
hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
3. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to
fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician
discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "Send" key.
4. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no
longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his bathtub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.
5. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged
because his computer had told him he was "Bad and an invalid." The tech
explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.
6. A confused caller to IBM was having trouble printing documents. He
told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find printer."
The user had also tried turning the computer screen to face the printer-but that his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.
7. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her
new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happened." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse...
8. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand new
computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked, "What power switch?"
9. Another IBM customer had trouble installing software and rang for
support. "I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in
the second disk, and had some problems with the disk. When it said to put in the third disk, I couldn't even fit it in..." The user hadn't realized that "Insert Disk 2" implied removing Disk 1 first.
10. A story from a Novell NetWare SysOp:
CALLER: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
TECH: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
CALLER: "The cup holder on my PC is broken -and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
TECH: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
CALLER: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
TECH: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am.
Did you receive this as part of a promotional at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
CALLER: "It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a
promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point, the Tech Rep had to mute the caller because he couldn't
stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and it had snapped it off the drive.
11. A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
The tech asked her if she was "running it under windows." The woman
responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine."
12. And last but not least:
TECH SUPPORT: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program
Manager."
CUSTOMER: "I don't have a 'P'".
TECH SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, Bob."
CUSTOMER: "What do you mean?"
TECH SUPPORT: " 'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
CUSTOMER: "I'm not going to do that!"
Here is something I just found.... hope you all like it:
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DUMB ABOUT COMPUTERS, READ THIS, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
Take heart, anyone among you who believes he or she is technologically
challenged, you "isn't seen nothing" yet. This is an excerpt from a
Wall Street Journal article:
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was
hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
3. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to
fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician
discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "Send" key.
4. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no
longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his bathtub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.
5. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged
because his computer had told him he was "Bad and an invalid." The tech
explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.
6. A confused caller to IBM was having trouble printing documents. He
told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find printer."
The user had also tried turning the computer screen to face the printer-but that his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.
7. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her
new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happened." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse...
8. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand new
computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked, "What power switch?"
9. Another IBM customer had trouble installing software and rang for
support. "I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in
the second disk, and had some problems with the disk. When it said to put in the third disk, I couldn't even fit it in..." The user hadn't realized that "Insert Disk 2" implied removing Disk 1 first.
10. A story from a Novell NetWare SysOp:
CALLER: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
TECH: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
CALLER: "The cup holder on my PC is broken -and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
TECH: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
CALLER: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
TECH: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am.
Did you receive this as part of a promotional at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
CALLER: "It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a
promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point, the Tech Rep had to mute the caller because he couldn't
stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and it had snapped it off the drive.
11. A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
The tech asked her if she was "running it under windows." The woman
responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine."
12. And last but not least:
TECH SUPPORT: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program
Manager."
CUSTOMER: "I don't have a 'P'".
TECH SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, Bob."
CUSTOMER: "What do you mean?"
TECH SUPPORT: " 'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
CUSTOMER: "I'm not going to do that!"