Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-06-09 at 22:59:13
-.-'
these are getting seriously desperate...
so ill put in some and wreck it for you all
here we go:
Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.
Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.
Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
**EDIT**
sorry about the last one
these are getting seriously desperate...
so ill put in some and wreck it for you all
here we go:
Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.
Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.
Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
**EDIT**
sorry about the last one
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-06-10 at 01:22:21
guys, guys, how about tell some good ones?
Your mother is so fat, we had to hire a rodeo clown to distract her when we brought home the groceries.
Your mother is so fat, we had to hire a rodeo clown to distract her when we brought home the groceries.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-06-10 at 01:40:41
ROFLMAO!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-06-10 at 01:58:29
YOUR MOMA IS SO FAT, THAT Uhh...... well, SHES FAT, HA!
No seriously,
Your moma is so fat that you should stab your self in the eye and drown in a pool of your own blood.
Hehe, I'm so nice...
No seriously,
Your moma is so fat that you should stab your self in the eye and drown in a pool of your own blood.
Hehe, I'm so nice...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lisk on 2005-06-10 at 05:43:29
Yo' mama's so fat, that her weight is in rihters 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-06-10 at 11:04:49
yur mommas so fat, she stepped on a weight scale and it said, "DAMN!"
yur mommas so fat, she tried to get a plane ticket but they made here buy the whole plane!
yur mommas so skinny (ya i know...), that she has to run around in the shower to get wet!
yur mommas so skinny, that she can cut in line at the bank and no1 notices...
yur mommas so slow, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes...
yur dads so bald, mosquitos use his head for a landing pad!
yur mommas so fat, she tried to get a plane ticket but they made here buy the whole plane!
yur mommas so skinny (ya i know...), that she has to run around in the shower to get wet!
yur mommas so skinny, that she can cut in line at the bank and no1 notices...
yur mommas so slow, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes...
yur dads so bald, mosquitos use his head for a landing pad!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (U)Bolt_Head on 2005-06-10 at 13:35:27
lol I never heard yo papa jokes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-06-10 at 14:46:53
Your mother is like a brick.... always gettin laid.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-10 at 14:50:54
Yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said "To Be Continued."
Yo momma is so stupid, she got ran over by a parked car!
Yo momma is so stupid, she got ran over by a parked car!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2005-06-10 at 18:01:07
This is kinda racist, so highlight this (Friend told me this one, so skip if too offensive...) Highlight:
Yo mama is like a brick building, she's been laid by a bunch of mexicans
Yo mama is like a brick building, she's been laid by a bunch of mexicans
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-06-10 at 18:07:12
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-06-10 at 18:36:33
Yo son is so ugly that not even Michael Jackson would sleep with him.
Sorry to all you MJ fans.
Sorry to all you MJ fans.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-10 at 18:36:56
LOL!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-06-11 at 01:01:28
Yo mama's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
Yo mama's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled "hey kool-aid".
Yo mama's scale is like the energizer bunny, when she stpes on it, it keeps going and going and going....
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number.
Yo mama's so fat that she has more rolls then a danish bakery.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she saw a sign that said "Wt Floor" she did.
Yo mama's so stupd that when I said "Drinks are on the House" she went to go get a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store overnight, she almost starved.
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought a Quater Back was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled "hey kool-aid".
Yo mama's scale is like the energizer bunny, when she stpes on it, it keeps going and going and going....
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number.
Yo mama's so fat that she has more rolls then a danish bakery.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she saw a sign that said "Wt Floor" she did.
Yo mama's so stupd that when I said "Drinks are on the House" she went to go get a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store overnight, she almost starved.
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought a Quater Back was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-06-11 at 01:17:22
Yo mommas so fat when i was 
ing her, i burned my ass on light on the ceiling (that might be innapropriate)
your mother is so fat, i stabbed her, and she bled gravy
ing her, i burned my ass on light on the ceiling (that might be innapropriate)your mother is so fat, i stabbed her, and she bled gravy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MindArchon on 2005-06-11 at 02:52:23
Your so stupid you tried to kill a fish by drowning it
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-06-11 at 03:53:42
Your mama's so fat that she can't even float in space.
Your mama's so fat that if she went in the sea, the waves would sing "We are a family!"
Your mama's so fat that there would be a solar eclipse if she went to space.
Your mama's so fat that the only thing that prevented her from going to Jenny Craig was the door.
Your mama's so fat that if she went in the sea, the waves would sing "We are a family!"
Your mama's so fat that there would be a solar eclipse if she went to space.
Your mama's so fat that the only thing that prevented her from going to Jenny Craig was the door.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-06-11 at 19:36:59
QUOTE(MA)
Your so stupid you tried to kill a fish by drowning it
Hey, it almost worked....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kashmir on 2005-06-11 at 23:08:53
QUOTE(screwed)
Your mama's so fat that if she went in the sea, the waves would sing "We are a family!"
*whales
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 007Torrasque on 2005-06-26 at 23:39:41
Your Mommas So stupid she starved in a grocery store
Your mommas so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Your mommas so fat that a water bed to her is a tarp over the ocean.
Your mommas so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.
Your mommas so fat that by the time shes turned around all the way, its her birthday again!
Your mommas so ugly that she stopped the appocalypse after it started
Your mommas so Fat that when she goes outside in a yellow raincoat people run after her screaming TAXI TAXI!
Your mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV you missed your whole show
Pawned Bitches
Your mommas so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Your mommas so fat that a water bed to her is a tarp over the ocean.
Your mommas so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.
Your mommas so fat that by the time shes turned around all the way, its her birthday again!
Your mommas so ugly that she stopped the appocalypse after it started
Your mommas so Fat that when she goes outside in a yellow raincoat people run after her screaming TAXI TAXI!
Your mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV you missed your whole show
Pawned Bitches
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathknight on 2005-06-28 at 22:21:41
Check my signature, click the link, give feedback.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)3 on 2005-06-28 at 23:39:47
Your momma's so fat that when the astronauts looked down on Earth, they started singing "IT'SS A SMALL WORLD AFFFTEERR ALLLLLLL! IT'SS A SMALL WORLD AAAAFTER ALLLL!"