Report, edit, etc...Posted by Devil_O_Duce on 2005-06-09 at 00:40:57
post the jokes and see what we think of these (NEW) jokes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-09 at 01:23:15
There was recently a topic about this but...
When your momma sits around the house, she sits around the house.
(yes I did not come up with that...)
When your momma sits around the house, she sits around the house.
(yes I did not come up with that...)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-06-09 at 01:31:56
Your mama's so fat that if they sucked the fat out of her then I could put it on my feet and stand on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-09 at 02:56:33
Yo momma so fat, that she ate the moon.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by High on 2005-06-09 at 03:57:09
Yo momma so fat she looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver
gG
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by some_guy on 2005-06-09 at 04:45:57
QUOTE(Xenomaniac @ Jun 8 2005, 09:31 PM)
Your mama's so fat that if they sucked the fat out of her then I could put it on my feet and stand on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks!
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You got that from Family Guy huh?
Anyway, I got this from a movie: "Yo momma's so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!".
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-06-09 at 08:57:20
Yo mumma so short, she did a suicide jump of a curb.
Yo mumma so fat, she was runnin, and tripped over Kmart, went flying over BigW and landed right on Target.
Yo mumma so fat, she was runnin, and tripped over Kmart, went flying over BigW and landed right on Target.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2005-06-09 at 10:41:21
Yo mama so fat, she can't run, so she rolled over and crushed Kmart, BigW, and Target.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-06-09 at 10:57:42
Your momma is so fat, she got hungry at ate you.
Your momma is so fat, she ate another son.
Your momma is so fat, she ate another son.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TDT-DaRkFiRe on 2005-06-09 at 11:01:57
Your mama's so fat, her belt size says '' equator ''.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2005-06-09 at 19:33:10
Yo mama so fat when she tried to wear a shirt that said WTF, she got done wearing it and the shirt got freaking stretched and read: What the Fudge
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-06-09 at 19:51:47
Your mama is so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate."
Biaatch.
ADDITION:
1000th post in garbage forum.
Biaatch.
ADDITION:
1000th post in garbage forum.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-06-09 at 19:54:30
Yo momma is so hot, she went out a lot of men without your husband.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (U)Bolt_Head on 2005-06-09 at 20:06:36
Ha, your momma's fat!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-09 at 20:08:27
Yo momma is so fat, I'm too lazy to come up with something clever!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (U)Bolt_Head on 2005-06-09 at 20:09:43
Yo' Momma so fat, She sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-09 at 20:16:36
NOOOOOO!!!!! I ALWAYS USE THAT!! IT'S
Yo momma is so fat, she walked on the rainbow and made skittles!
WHAT ABOUT ONE THAT IIII MADE UP!!! CAPCAPSCAPS!!!
Yo momma is so fat, she wasnt accepted into Fat Camp because she was over the weight limit!
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Yo momma is so fat, she walked on the rainbow and made skittles!
WHAT ABOUT ONE THAT IIII MADE UP!!! CAPCAPSCAPS!!!
Yo momma is so fat, she wasnt accepted into Fat Camp because she was over the weight limit!
©me
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (U)Bolt_Head on 2005-06-09 at 20:45:19
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Jun 9 2005, 07:16 PM)
THAT IIII MADE UP!!!
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There's four of you? Well, there is one of me
lol just kidding.
besides its suppost to be
"THAT IV MADE UP"
Come on man learn your romen numerals.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-06-09 at 20:46:41
Yo momma is in the cia, she's actually a splinter cell and spy or kill people.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-06-09 at 21:10:55
Ya mamma so fat that when she jumps up and down she moves the earth half a solar system away.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (U)Bolt_Head on 2005-06-09 at 21:46:33
Yo momma so fat that the earth falls towards her.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2005-06-09 at 21:57:29
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
BURRRRRN.
BURRRRRN.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-09 at 22:06:35
...shut up! 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Devil_O_Duce on 2005-06-09 at 22:23:40
yo mamas so fat that you have to grease a door and put a twinkie on the other side for her to get through it!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Jordan on 2005-06-09 at 22:45:00
yo momma so fat she sitts on a rainbow eating skittles!
LIKE THAT?! HUH!
LIKE THAT?! HUH!