Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-20 at 22:55:23
If I understand you correctly, I can do it...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-06-20 at 22:56:38
That's because you're young Farty, you muscles havn't developed much yet, and you've never gone to the gym to work out.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-20 at 22:58:15
My type of gym machine thingies:
A chair
A chair
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-06-20 at 23:05:00
Ah I can't do it, I guess my big manly biceps are in the way 
Good stretch though.
Good stretch though.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-06-20 at 23:06:57
It's a terrible stretch...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-20 at 23:07:35
Maybe all you people who think it is "manly biceps" may just be "lazy fat" 
(of course I am kidding... jk!)
(of course I am kidding... jk!)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-06-20 at 23:10:20
QUOTE(PsychoTemplar @ Jun 20 2005, 11:06 PM)
It's a terrible stretch...
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Yea, well I feel something.
Reminds me of trying to scratch an itch on my back I can't reach.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-06-20 at 23:48:03
Yeah, we were all laughing in class trying to do it. I asked my Gym Teacher to try and he was like "My muscles are too big, I can't do it." And we all laughed at him.
Also, it's very hard to lick your elbow. I've seen a couple of people do it though.
Also, it's very hard to lick your elbow. I've seen a couple of people do it though.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-20 at 23:49:53
I can lick less than 2 inches away from my elbow...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-06-21 at 01:12:06
I can do it if I use my other arm to break my wrist. Then its easy.
I saw a chick lick her elbow once.
I also saw a guy stand on his head. (like actually put his feet on top of it, ouch.)
I saw a chick lick her elbow once.
I also saw a guy stand on his head. (like actually put his feet on top of it, ouch.)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vampire on 2005-06-21 at 14:16:18
Please don't read this if you don't wanna get sick.
Every time a whale has sex, it released 400 gallons of sperm, only 10% make it to the female whale meaning that 360 gallons of sperm are dumped into the ocean, did you ever get any ocean or sea water into your mouth?
Every time a whale has sex, it released 400 gallons of sperm, only 10% make it to the female whale meaning that 360 gallons of sperm are dumped into the ocean, did you ever get any ocean or sea water into your mouth?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-21 at 14:36:35
QUOTE
Please don't read this if you don't wanna get sick.
Every time a whale has sex, it released 400 gallons of sperm, only 10% make it to the female whale meaning that 360 gallons of sperm are dumped into the ocean, did you ever get any ocean or sea water into your mouth?
Every time a whale has sex, it released 400 gallons of sperm, only 10% make it to the female whale meaning that 360 gallons of sperm are dumped into the ocean, did you ever get any ocean or sea water into your mouth?
Certain times of the year in certain spots in the ocean, there are white clouds everywhere. Some animals just dump their sperm and hope it reaches a female
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-06-21 at 14:55:16
You cannot use your hand to touch the elbow that is on the same arm as your hand is on
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-21 at 14:57:12
If you put your arms strait out so you are like a "T", the length from fingertip to fingertip is about how tall you are.
If you measure the distance between your elbow and your wrist, it is how long your foot is.
Bunch more o' dat shit, but thoes are the only two I know
If you measure the distance between your elbow and your wrist, it is how long your foot is.
Bunch more o' dat shit, but thoes are the only two I know
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Fortune on 2005-06-21 at 16:04:26
You lose 27 calories everytime you make out.
The average male gets 15 or more erections a day.
Sinister has a huge weiner.
BeeR KeG is a global mod and DLDB Keepr..er.
The average male gets 15 or more erections a day.
Sinister has a huge weiner.
BeeR KeG is a global mod and DLDB Keepr..er.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-06-21 at 16:08:00
In average, 1 person dies every 7 seconds and one baby is born every 5 seconds. That means that in 35 seconds there will be 2 more people on earth then there is now :/
Area 51 exists
A scenario like in resident evil is theoretically possible; but no one will call a city 'racoon city'.
Governments are experimenting with lasers big time to create a powerful beam-type weapon.
You are 75% water. I am thirsty
Area 51 exists
A scenario like in resident evil is theoretically possible; but no one will call a city 'racoon city'.
Governments are experimenting with lasers big time to create a powerful beam-type weapon.
You are 75% water. I am thirsty
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-06-21 at 17:20:05
QUOTE(Fortune @ Jun 21 2005, 04:04 PM)
You lose 27 calories everytime you make out.
The average male gets 15 or more erections a day.
Sinister has a huge weiner.
BeeR KeG is a global mod and DLDB Keepr..er.
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The average male gets 15 or more erections a day.
Sinister has a huge weiner.
BeeR KeG is a global mod and DLDB Keepr..er.
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Thats true. Even the part when Sinister has a huge weiner in his hand which he bought at the hot dog stand for $2.50. Dang, subliminal messages are awesome.