I got fined like $50 for eating someone else's Hamburger in Oklahoma.
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There is in fact an Illinois law that prohibits a number of things, one of which is a public erection, and another one of which is nude dancing. The prohibition against the public erection has never been challenged in the Supreme Court, but the prohibition against nude dancing has.
WTF? So if a girl is teasing me I'm supposed to run away because I can get an erection? Yeah, I'll run away into a room
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There is a law on the books of TENNESSEE that says a man must run in front of a vehicle that a woman is driving, and, that the car may not go faster than five miles an hour!
Double U, Tea, Ef
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It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds in Idaho
I bet a Fat Woman made that law.
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In Oklahoma Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
This one is for wesmic.
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It is illegal to give free alcohol to Indians who live on reservations.
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In Singapore Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
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In Israel It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach.
There are bears in Israel?
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In Alaska It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
You know who this is directed to.
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In New Mexico Idiots may not vote.
Hell Yeah!
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In Florida Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Again, directed to wesmic.
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Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
What city? The one that no longer exists?
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In San Francisco Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Someoen got owned
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In Louisiana It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
wesmic...
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In Arizone You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
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In Massachusetts A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
How come? If she likes it then let her be.
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It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida
So... does that mean that I have to shower wearing a raincoat?
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It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
Location: United States, Utah, Tremonton
I bet Kame will get mad at this.
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When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Lenior County
Can I fire it
at the horses?
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The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York
Your jumping off a building for a reason you moron.
This one is for all the Australians out there!
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A life sentence is 25 years.
Damn, you are all so lucky