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Don't get so mad damn.

This topic is so computer nerdy, even computer nerds go, "Woah, this is nerdy." You guys need to do something less nerdy, like who would win a fight? Darth vader or Capn Crunch? I got my bet on capn crunch, cause he's got cereal. And no one, not even the dark side, can compete with cereal.

What implied I was mad? "Don't try to be a smartass when you suck at it" is valid advice, is it not?

Um...no, that's a horrible example. This is just a topic for fanboys, leave them be. And also, Force Choke > Cap'N.

Fanboys or contradictory freaks that like to argue just for the sake of being an ass, such as myself.

If you were a fanboy of a video game, wouldn't they call you nerdy?

And 'computer nerds' would talk about something a little too much, but unlike this thread, it isn't. Don't Yoshi like Halo 2 as his favorite game (don't see him play anything else in xbox live)? He would actually agree people in this thread that it probably isn't nerd, than agreeing with you.

It's irrelevant, since Starcraft > Console games.

Samus has teh leeto ha><><0rz. She'd Harpwn MC.

There should be a poll, also i think a game magazine did this in one of their issues.
I think Samus won.

Well, this is supposed to be a debate, not a popularity contest, like the last ones.
Whatever.

This topic has nothing to do with StarCraft. And Master Cheif is in Halo 1 at PC. Get your facts straight. Samus Aran is in SNES, N64, and GameCube. And yes, Samus Aran is from consoles.

Samus has been around longer, so in a populairity contest, she'd probobaly win. Oh and i found this funny ass pic in game informer, with mc dancing w/samus. They'ed Make the perfect couple.

She's been around longer, but Halo is more popular(look at how over-hyped Halo2 was).
And anyways, does it matter who would win in a popularity contest? That's why I didn't add a poll.

Samus would win.

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no they woulden't...

trust me, MC is gay... like homosexual.

Just read "the fall of reach"

If you piece a few things together, he seems pretty gay

They both die at the exact same time

Samus would own Master Chief (noob) anyday no question. Samus is also better looking

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Where's the 'Chief supporters dangit?

I hate Halo and Halo2

Chief is a enhanced man, those plasma bolts travel fast but since he has reflexes faster they are slow, and he jogs rather than run but it seems like sprint to other marines. thats why he can run for a so long time. Plus his suit enhances him more.
If Chief can lift a 66 Ton battle tank like a skateboard, he can also lift Samus Aran and throw her someplace else, plus its kinda hard to explain how Samus Aran has kinda like unusual things and unrealistic things, it dont really fall in.
And Halo movie is said to be being made. Hurray for that.
Mind you, Grunts are tall as normal humans, and ther probably stronger than some computer geeks like us

NOTHING IS STRONGER THEN A COMPUTER GEEK ON A RAMPAGE

not somewhere RL

Tall as normal humans? To quote; "Hey, you be just the right height to kiss my ass!". No, they are not as tall. Stronger? Then why do Marines melee but Grunts not? Does it really matter anyway?
Travel fast... sure. As you'll notice, real-time in that game is correspondant with what real-time is in reality. Those plasma bolts are travelling as fast as they travel, not slower. And anyways, even if they travelled 50% faster, they should be plenty more than dodgable at most ranges.
Seems like a sprint to other Marines? Why can they almost keep up with him when they're only jogging, too, then? Watch them. Oh ya, and Samus moves at a fair running speed constantly too.

If he is strong enough to flip 66 ton tanks, then why doesn't he throw Brutes into walls so hard it splits their skulls open? In fact, nothing except a sword-wielding Elite should be able to get into melee combat and live, let alone kill him, if he can throw things around that easily.
What does any unrealism in Samus' games have to do with it?
The Halo games are plenty unrealistic too. Wait, understatement. They have a horribly immense lack of realism.

Jogging rather than running is a pretty unnatural/inefficient way to move. I recently read it in a wikipedia article It's like the point between walking and running.

If Master Chief tries to get close to Samus for a melee attack, all she does is a screw attack and she is invinicble and will, potentially, destroy Master Chief. Or she could just bomb jump all over the place. ;D

you cant compare it. truly. and brutes are 9'0 and ther stronger than the elites and any creature known. There must be a misunderstanding.

PS: grunts are probably strong in thousands. and i know covenant has a spare few billion grunts