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*Speaks for Kame*
Going off topic without marking it.

*Speaks for self*
Using a fork for cereal.

When i go to sleep during the day, sometimes I'll be like "hey it's too bright in here gotta turn the lamp off", then realizing that is is already off, and that I have turned it on.

I tend to say two things at the exact time, i'll be trying to say "Hey whats going on." or "You busy today?" at the exact same time and ends up stuttering. Rare but annoying.

Also, when i'm around girls I like I tend to goof up (its my nature to be funny sure, but I mean really goof up.) by sayin stupied things that may offend them and wut not...

And!

I'll think of something to say or do and completely forget it a couple seconds later.

Forgetting to eat because I'm too busy playing starcraft then wondering why I'm hungry
Reaching into empty bowls that used to have food and feeling around for food, then forgetting I already tried and doing it again a few minutes later.
Deciding that it would be easier to hold my hand up in class by repeatedly beating it with my other hand to keep it in the air.
Forgetting which side of a debate I'm on and going for the one I really believe as opposed to the one assigned to me in speech. (For those who don't have it at their schools speach is essentially a class in debate and public speaking).
Eating part of a candy wrapper with the candy.
Trying to chew on my headphone wires because I ran out of gum. (I've kicked this habit after learning that their wires contain lead in all probability)
Alt tabbing out of starcraft then forgetting I was already running it and trying to run it again.
Oh, kellimus, I've left stuff in the microwave too.

TAKE....LUCK!

*I'll post the reference in a bit, it's loading*

haha. I talk in my sleep. My sister snores really bad, and once we were rooming with each other. I was yelling at her to shut up without realizing it.

Yeah, I make "blunders" when I play chess.

Other than that, everything is carefully executed... mwahahah

http://www.brian-regan.com/audio/ClipBrian...Live-YouToo.mp3

Ah there it is!

Full comedy and better quality:
http://www.savefile.com/files/7856785

Reach my hand into my drink glass while raising my snack bowl to my mouth.

Try eating cereal with no cereal in the bowl

I put water in a cup, put it down and got another cup and put water in it and drank it without noticing the first one

oh yea thats me...lol

That was hilarious!

Got volume button mixed up with the channel button.

Acidentaly spit water all over the TV. (I was drinking and some guy got nailed in the balls with a bat. LOL)

*Acidentaly* Dropped sleeping cat on my sleeping brother. (Oh, that was intentional... oh well.)

I tend to breath loudly in my sleep.

I sometimes pour juice in my cereal in the morning.
Other than that I'm flawless.

I was eating those toaster-struddles for breakfast today.. I was getting the icing pack out, I accidently cut it to short so it comes out so crappily slow, and I was to lazy to get the scissors, so my wonderful friend self thinks "Hey, put more pressure on it so it goes out faster even though its going at its max now!"

It exploded, and the icing went all over my face.

Let's just say I looked like my girlfriends face after last night, keke.

*cough*

Lucky, I've never had a toaster struddle.

Naughty Naughty MrrLL


Try eating your pillow while you sleep

Acidentaly poured orange juice straight into his lap at breakfast.
Too bad for him some girl was walking by outside.

I've woken up in the middle of the night and taken a shower, because I was too groggy to notice what time it was.
Also, If it counts, I once woke up and thought I was still in the "reality" of my dream.

Im extremely shy i dont know why?

And some times i try to turn on my computer when it is alrady on causing it to turn off

Dumn huh?

Before going to bed sometimes I try turning my light out... when it's already out. :/

I have a habit of pooring milk and completly missing the glass its a big mess

Ive

Fallen asleep with my eyes open

Played tales of symphonia for 47 hours straight

Not left the house in 2 weeks

Tripped on nothing several times

Fallen asleep in the shower

Frequently forget thing in the toaster

Given myself a black eye, with my fist, accidently and in other instances purpousely

Been visciouly mauled by little dogs

Suffer from Lemonicreamapetaphobia (fear of lemon merigue pie [ yes that is the correct ___phobia word ])

And many more !!!