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this is where i want to hear your blunders in everyday life. Like my three:
1: Putting my bodywash in my hair
2: Trying to get out of the car with my seat belt still on.
3: Getting my contacts in the wrong eyes, leaving my school nurse to believe i was getting dizzy spells for a month.

Now let's hear some of yours.
I don't want to see ANY of the following:
Flaming
Put-downs like "that was stupid", ect.
Laughing is fine.
Spam
Posts saying this is a stupid topic.

I posted this in Lite Discussion, because I don't want the free-for-all that Null provides.

I punched a guy at a hockey game when my team scored . Thankfully, he was part of the home crowd so he forgave(?) me.

My tongue slips plenty of times a day as well.

remote in hand and couldn't find it.

Whenever I enter a room and reach for the lightswitch without looking, I'm usually off by an inch or so and keep waving my finger up and down trying to hit it. Eventually, I run out of arm as I countinue to walk past it and end up saying *uck it, I'll just sit in a dark room. LOL

I used to like, fall asleep with my remote (In bed) and then at 3 in the morning i hear a huge
"CRASH!!"
But i really dont have any anymore... weird...

Uh... unless you count TSFP, where on a certain level i always press buttons (By habit) that dont work on the current weapons. (Im used to the weapons that do) But thats just a habit... and a video game...


Cant think of any... But im like, high on life.

Get a glass of *Insert liquid here*
When i already have one beside me

Hahahah! I do that sometimes, too.

I'll put something in the microwave, and completely forget it's there. And sometimes don't find it until the next day when I open the microwave >.<

I dropped the mail keys, then walked outside to get the mail.

Look for a CD and notice that it's already in the drive.

Looked for shoes that were already on my feet

I've done that. Microwave-stuff turns nasty after a day of sitting in there.

Lol! Fawk yeah! I'm not alone!!!!!

And oh. Yeah, it does lol.

I like to change the radio a lot. Being a new driver I swerve without meaning to. I forget to put the car in park too. I'm getting better!

Holy ****... I am so glad that it's harder to get a license where I live. Way to endanger everyone else on the road. My blunder is that I never pull the cord at my stop on the bus... I have a phobia of bussing alone.

ADDITION:
Actually, there are a lot of bad drivers where I live too =/ But most of them would fail the test if they took it today, considering it's changed... I've almost been hit like 15 times because of people accidentally swerving or, you know, forgetting it's a red light.

aw. you make it sound like I swerve over the median going forty. I'm not that bad.

Signing up at these forums.. hours of my life being wasted..


But its fun watching what stupid people post

[center]Kame, I think you almost ran me over yesterday...
Gad, I do so many stupid things each day... Today when I woke up, I tried opening my door while it was locked... It took me seriously 2 minutes to figure out the problem. Then when I got online today, I checked my mail... No new mail. 5 minuets later, I checked my mail... No new mail. Like I'm so popular that I'm going to get an Email every 6 seconds.[/center]

Ugh, I'm horrible around women. I fumble every other word.

Even ones I've been around for a year or more. I can't seem to form complete sentences.

I try to turn the light on even when it's already on, and sometimes, meaning to turn it on, and it being on, i turn it off

[center]Yeah, I always try to turn the light on when I enter a room, even when the light is already on.[/center]

Try staying off the interent for a few days and spending time with friends

Stupidest thing I've done was decide to go into a pool after spending time in my friend's sauna... That was :censored:ing cold even for me.

Lol, quite the list, i've got some more:
thinking the speakers were busted: they weren't plugged in

On Timesplitters 2 (WHICH IS BETTER THAN TS:FP BY SO MUCH!!! Gameplay anyway,) i often forget to knock out some comunication dish at the VERY beginning of the level, so when I get to the end, I can't win the level because now i gotta go ALL the way back, hope I have the ammo to do it, and track back to the end.

unloaded my bunk in uberena without building any units

Pushed on a pull door.

Tried to flush an automatic toilet. (SO STINKING ANNOYING THOSE TOILETS.)

had dinner in hand, tried to microwave my fork.



ADDITION:
Oh, putting something down, then not being able to find it for half an hour.

Or forgetting something just to suddenly scream, at midnight, exactly what I couldn't remember.

Used to do that call of the time...

Anyway, your just sad that every Timesplitters made gets a little less goofy. (Timesplitters one let you have 2 miniguns at the same time!)

OFF TOPIC:
TS2 BEATS TSFP!!!!
ROFLMSAO

Ummm it's gameplay is better, realism is worthless, I play it for the GAMEPLAY, the action, who needs a story when I can load Tales of Symphonia?

I doubt it. I only went to school and back. I'm amazing on main roads, and I doubt you were in the neighborhoods I was.