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Dumbest thing I've said to the opposite sex...
Well, nothing special. I don't say particularily stupid things to individuals, only groups...
And I can't remember the latest stupidity of mine. But being around me annoys the hell out of girls. And boys, too.

Well I really cant remember the last dumb thing ive said... theres been to many... but ehre something my friend said while i was in the car with him when he got pulled over

*Cop pulls us over*
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going...?
Friend: Yes... and do you know how Fast You were going?
Cop: Excuse me?!
Friend: Well you Obviously had to have been going a lot faster then i was to have caught up with me.
Cop: Oh you little ...
Friend: Can i please see your badge number and your permit for your sidearm?
Cop: What?!
Friend: Yea according to state regulation you must have a permit with you at all times to carry anything other then your police issued sidearm.
Cop: *Storms away and gets in his car and leaves*

Obviously he didnt have that permit on him...
It was SO stupid of him to do that but it worked out lol.

Wow your friend is gonna get f*cked later... Esp if the same cop catches him again...

*notices FireKame is not active in this discussion...*

today i said something stupid to a girl, i was going to ask her to go with me to the prom and well i asked her to go with the prom to me.. anyway it sounds alot mroe fun in swedish..

Yea your probably right Dash... but the only reason he does it is because he has more money then god and his laywer is convinced he can get him out of Anything.

It took me over a week to work up the nerve to ask my gf...

well i actually asked her right away and i think i should atleast ahve tough it over about what to say lol...

anyway she wanted to go with me so it did work out good.

Yeah I just wanted to make it special for her.

i asked my gf out ind i messed up big, but it made her laff so i guess it was aight.
i asked her to go to me with the dance, lol

ooooh I want to know how you guys asked your girlfriends! tell me please!

hehe the exact same words as i used but translated to swedish w00t

at a party


i went up to this girl and asked her if she was a lesb---

gah! pred! how terrible!
ent: how do you say, "I love you" in swedish?! w00t

lol, my old gf i just said, do you wanna go to a movie?
That was it, she said yes...

Well I didn't even have to say that my 3 girlfriends in 7th grad came to me.

...Right.
He had one for a while, another a week, and another an hour.
lol

Hey, look at the bright side! At least you have (had) a girlfriend.

I think middle school relationships don't count. Want to here a story?

Once upon a time there was an 8th grader named FireKame. Now, all of FireKame's friends that it would be a really swell idea for her to go out with the new guy across the street.

Three years later she found out he was not only gay, but had a boyfriend at the same time he was dating her.

lol....I'm very sorry

my friends dared me.... and mostly i never back down from a dare inless its like

"I dare you to jump off a bridge":ermm:

Well, I really don't see mcuh differance. Might as well go out less painlessly off a cliff than to get beaten to death.

And, uh, maybe FireKame's friends should be...re-evaluated. Like with something nice and pointy.

Oh well, that's life. Might as well move on...