Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-04-24 at 18:47:55
What's the dumbest thing you ever said to a member of the opposite sex??
I'll post after I see you guys post
I'll post after I see you guys post
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SpaceBoy2000 on 2004-04-24 at 18:52:44
Hmm...
How about:
To other guy: Nah, she's just ugly.
Girl on the other side of the room: *insert shocked face*
Other guy to me: Uh, you do realize she's just there you know.
Me say: What, no, I'm not talking about her, i'm talking about the other guy.
Girl: WHAT! UGLY?!?!
Me thinks: Oh
!
Me say: I said I wasn't talking about you
Well, you get the point. I'm not that smart.
How about:
To other guy: Nah, she's just ugly.
Girl on the other side of the room: *insert shocked face*
Other guy to me: Uh, you do realize she's just there you know.
Me say: What, no, I'm not talking about her, i'm talking about the other guy.
Girl: WHAT! UGLY?!?!
Me thinks: Oh
!Me say: I said I wasn't talking about you
Well, you get the point. I'm not that smart.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ent on 2004-04-24 at 19:20:30
I dunno really, i said alot of wierd things to the girl i like, atleast before i started going out with her and so.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2004-04-24 at 19:27:19
Group of girls and guys, I walk in...
Guy: Would you go out with her? (points to hot girl)
Hot Girl: Moose, you're the coolest.
*pause*
Me (to the Guy): *laughing* WTF man, you're gay... hahahahah.
Yeah. I screwed up. One of my biggest ones ever (if not the biggest
). I just froze up and blew. She surprised the outta me because she was so beautiful and was afraid to ask me herself. :/
Heh. I'm constantly thinking of better things to say right after I have a conversation. Notice how half my posts are edited?
Guy: Would you go out with her? (points to hot girl)
Hot Girl: Moose, you're the coolest.
*pause*
Me (to the Guy): *laughing* WTF man, you're gay... hahahahah.
Yeah. I screwed up. One of my biggest ones ever (if not the biggest
). I just froze up and blew. She surprised the outta me because she was so beautiful and was afraid to ask me herself. :/Heh. I'm constantly thinking of better things to say right after I have a conversation. Notice how half my posts are edited?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-04-24 at 19:56:51
Probably...Hi...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-04-24 at 20:25:35
Well i tell this girl i 'kinda" like all the time: "It's all your fault."
But that's just to annoy her
But that's just to annoy her
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-04-24 at 20:29:52
Of course we do aster so do I
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-04-24 at 21:27:23
Opposite sex? My mom.
[my dad often wants to get the cat out, but my mom doesn't want him to get her out, cuz out pet is a indoor pet]
So I make the mistake to tell her a way to "punish" my dad for his "bad" attitude with the cat: "Hehe if you don't want him to get the cat out, just cut sex with him for 1 week, he won't get the pet out that way"
She answered: "It's already the case..."
[my dad often wants to get the cat out, but my mom doesn't want him to get her out, cuz out pet is a indoor pet]
So I make the mistake to tell her a way to "punish" my dad for his "bad" attitude with the cat: "Hehe if you don't want him to get the cat out, just cut sex with him for 1 week, he won't get the pet out that way"
She answered: "It's already the case..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Illusion on 2004-04-24 at 22:50:11
opposite sex? teacher
Would probably be when i was younger playing the music game who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
ok we were all playen it sayen number ? stole the cookie from the cookie jar, then a gar said number 13 stole the cookie from the cookie jar then i said who me yeah you couldnt be then who "number 13 stole the cookie from the cookie jar" and i just said it agian and was like o crap i concentrated to hard to not look like a idiot that forgot his number but instead repeated it.
Would probably be when i was younger playing the music game who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
ok we were all playen it sayen number ? stole the cookie from the cookie jar, then a gar said number 13 stole the cookie from the cookie jar then i said who me yeah you couldnt be then who "number 13 stole the cookie from the cookie jar" and i just said it agian and was like o crap i concentrated to hard to not look like a idiot that forgot his number but instead repeated it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PreludeOfDeath on 2004-04-24 at 22:54:23
QUOTE(FireKame @ Apr 24 2004, 05:47 PM)
What's the dumbest thing you ever said to a member of the opposite sex??
While talking about being asked out online/in person/on the phone.
"You are only worth being asked out online."
Regret it everyday.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-04-25 at 00:08:18
PreludeOfDeath, your avatar/sig is a mean thing
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-04-25 at 21:04:25
I don't say many intelligent things to guys...
I asked some once why they like pr0n...they got a little too discriptive then
I told one of them to go jump off a ledge at the movie theaters (I was just kidding!) he did, and he ended up alive. Later that night I said, "knowing you, you'd probably run across." and he ran across a highway during rushhour... and he's still alive
once I was talking to this guy about a much of a ##### a girl is, then it turned out to be his girlfriend...
and many others. heh heh
I asked some once why they like pr0n...they got a little too discriptive then
I told one of them to go jump off a ledge at the movie theaters (I was just kidding!) he did, and he ended up alive. Later that night I said, "knowing you, you'd probably run across." and he ran across a highway during rushhour... and he's still alive
once I was talking to this guy about a much of a ##### a girl is, then it turned out to be his girlfriend...
and many others. heh heh
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-04-25 at 21:15:08
QUOTE(FireKame @ Apr 25 2004, 08:04 PM)
I don't say many intelligent things to guys...
I asked some once why they like pr0n...they got a little too discriptive then
I told one of them to go jump off a ledge at the movie theaters (I was just kidding!) he did, and he ended up alive. Later that night I said, "knowing you, you'd probably run across." and he ran across a highway during rushhour... and he's still alive
once I was talking to this guy about a much of a ##### a girl is, then it turned out to be his girlfriend...
and many others. heh heh
I asked some once why they like pr0n...they got a little too discriptive then
I told one of them to go jump off a ledge at the movie theaters (I was just kidding!) he did, and he ended up alive. Later that night I said, "knowing you, you'd probably run across." and he ran across a highway during rushhour... and he's still alive
once I was talking to this guy about a much of a ##### a girl is, then it turned out to be his girlfriend...
and many others. heh heh
lol... i like that story....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Nozomu on 2004-04-26 at 13:16:08
I worked at a grocery store as a cashier a few years ago, and after I rang this customer up, I said, "Thank you, sir." But it was a chick. She just really looked like a guy. So she got pissed and took off. I felt pretty bad.
Oh, and this one time I was working on this chick, but she had a boyfriend. I said "Let's be single together." Total bull@#$%, but I was caught up in the moment.
Oh, and this one time I was working on this chick, but she had a boyfriend. I said "Let's be single together." Total bull@#$%, but I was caught up in the moment.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2004-04-26 at 14:01:31
Hey guys im back for 5 mins, So im browsing really fast.
*sry for spelling if any in a rush to get to work, and Reply*
Dumbist thing i said to a girl, Well i was drunk at the time so i dont know if this counts:
Tazzy: *On knees* Will you marry me?
Girl: Erm, I need to get you home Tazzy
If that dont count:
Teacher: Have you a not for why you have not got your shoes?
Tazzy: Erm what ya call me!
that was dumb. =P
*sry for spelling if any in a rush to get to work, and Reply*
Dumbist thing i said to a girl, Well i was drunk at the time so i dont know if this counts:
Tazzy: *On knees* Will you marry me?
Girl: Erm, I need to get you home Tazzy
If that dont count:
Teacher: Have you a not for why you have not got your shoes?
Tazzy: Erm what ya call me!
that was dumb. =P
Report, edit, etc...Posted by en_taro_shrimpy on 2004-04-26 at 14:42:42
The most embarrasing thing that I've ever said to the opposite sex was... Could I borrow your virginity... I mean ketchup.
I'm not exactly the smartest guy ever.
I'm not exactly the smartest guy ever.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-04-26 at 14:46:18
Obviously. 
I should know...
...lol thats hilarious...
I should know......lol thats hilarious...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by en_taro_shrimpy on 2004-04-26 at 14:50:20
Ya but it wasn't fun for me. I haven't talked to that girl in a couple of months.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-04-26 at 14:59:34
Who was it....heheh.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by en_taro_shrimpy on 2004-04-26 at 15:00:51
Some girl in Jack Aster's bar and grill. One of the waitresses. xD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-04-26 at 15:03:17
"ASTER'S????"
lol
Did you really say that to her?
lol
Did you really say that to her?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by en_taro_shrimpy on 2004-04-26 at 15:16:33
Yup that was the worst thing ever.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-04-26 at 16:13:01
QUOTE(en_taro_shrimpy @ Apr 26 2004, 01:50 PM)
I haven't talked to that girl in a couple of months.
Just that girl?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ent on 2004-04-26 at 16:57:41
I actually gets suprised if i ever say anything that makes sense to a girl, actually i never say anything that makes sense..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SpaceBoy2000 on 2004-04-26 at 18:41:39
QUOTE(en_taro_shrimpy @ Apr 26 2004, 01:42 PM)
The most embarrasing thing that I've ever said to the opposite sex was... Could I borrow your virginity... I mean ketchup.
I'm not exactly the smartest guy ever.
I'm not exactly the smartest guy ever.
So, how did the girl reacted? How many days did it take for you to come out of your coma? And how long did it take for the bruise to go away? And the cuts to heal? How many stitches? Is there still a scar? 8p!
Heh, since I never treid to pick up a girl, I guess I haven't done anything excessively offensive yet.