Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2005-08-16 at 03:25:04
"Hi! Do you play Starcraft?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-08-16 at 03:36:53
I got this from an eight year old, no joke.
Unfortunatly, I've heard my fair share of pickup lines. But I'm not going to get banned just yet.
"That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd becoming too."
Unfortunatly, I've heard my fair share of pickup lines. But I'm not going to get banned just yet.
"That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd becoming too."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-08-16 at 03:42:28
*licks finger and puts on shoulder*
Now let's get those wet clothes off you!
Now let's get those wet clothes off you!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-08-16 at 03:43:06
The fact that I don't understand him amplifies the effectiveness of the pick-up line.
edit: oh wait, I get it.
Aren't you a girl?
edit: oh wait, I get it.
QUOTE
*licks finger and puts on shoulder*
Now let's get those wet clothes off you!
Now let's get those wet clothes off you!
Aren't you a girl?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-16 at 03:56:34
Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-08-16 at 04:12:27
QUOTE(Shmeeps @ Aug 15 2005, 02:48 PM)
"Does this rag smell like Cloroform to you?"
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Works every time
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-08-16 at 09:43:48
QUOTE(Yoshi da Sniper @ Aug 16 2005, 03:25 AM)
"Hi! Do you play Starcraft?"
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lol that will pick up tons of girls [/sarcasm]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2005-08-16 at 10:01:32
"I'm sure you'll agree with me that pick-up lines are a waste of time."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-16 at 12:18:39
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
Wesmics:
7/23/2005 12:50:45 AM wes MrrLL "You're like diarrhea, running through my mind"
7/23/2005 12:50:34 AM wes MrrLL "If the inside counts, I'm sure you have the best bottom cavity ever"
7/23/2005 12:53:19 AM wes MrrLL Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
7/23/2005 12:53:51 AM wes MrrLL I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
7/23/2005 12:54:31 AM wes MrrLL That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
7/23/2005 12:54:07 AM wes MrrLL If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
7/23/2005 1:03:45 AM wes MrrLL Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.
7/23/2005 12:56:31 AM wes MrrLL I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
7/23/2005 1:04:25 AM wes MrrLL Do you know the difference between my blam and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
7/23/2005 1:04:48 AM wes MrrLL Excuse me. Do you want to
or should I apologize?
7/23/2005 1:05:10 AM wes MrrLL me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
7/23/2005 1:05:22 AM wes MrrLL Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
7/23/2005 1:07:12 AM wes MrrLL Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
7/23/2005 1:07:49 AM wes MrrLL I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
7/23/2005 1:10:09 AM wes MrrLL I wish you were a screen door..... So I can slam you all day long!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
Wesmics:
7/23/2005 12:50:45 AM wes MrrLL "You're like diarrhea, running through my mind"
7/23/2005 12:50:34 AM wes MrrLL "If the inside counts, I'm sure you have the best bottom cavity ever"
7/23/2005 12:53:19 AM wes MrrLL Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
7/23/2005 12:53:51 AM wes MrrLL I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
7/23/2005 12:54:31 AM wes MrrLL That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
7/23/2005 12:54:07 AM wes MrrLL If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
7/23/2005 1:03:45 AM wes MrrLL Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.
7/23/2005 12:56:31 AM wes MrrLL I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
7/23/2005 1:04:25 AM wes MrrLL Do you know the difference between my blam and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
7/23/2005 1:04:48 AM wes MrrLL Excuse me. Do you want to
or should I apologize? 7/23/2005 1:05:10 AM wes MrrLL
me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? 7/23/2005 1:05:22 AM wes MrrLL Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
7/23/2005 1:07:12 AM wes MrrLL Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
7/23/2005 1:07:49 AM wes MrrLL I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
7/23/2005 1:10:09 AM wes MrrLL I wish you were a screen door..... So I can slam you all day long!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-08-16 at 12:52:58
CHU WANTS SEX.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-08-16 at 13:00:06
My favorite one someone tried on me: "Hello, I'm Mr. Perfect. I believe you've been looking for me your whole life?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-16 at 13:01:32
My least favorite:
"Hey, don't I know you somewhere?"
Unless, of course, it's being used on me.
Its just one of the most pathetic sounding lines when it fails to work.
"Hey, don't I know you somewhere?"
Unless, of course, it's being used on me.
Its just one of the most pathetic sounding lines when it fails to work.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by i-beat-u on 2005-08-16 at 13:42:00
"Does this rag smell like Cloroform to you?"
Is there anything else to say???
can you sleep on your stomach? *they awnser no* then can i???
did you just fart??? cause you blew me away.
lets play carpenter, we get hammered then u nail me
Is there anything else to say???
can you sleep on your stomach? *they awnser no* then can i???
did you just fart??? cause you blew me away.
lets play carpenter, we get hammered then u nail me
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-08-16 at 16:11:42
QUOTE
can you sleep on your stomach? *they awnser no* then can i???
What if they answer yes... Do you just say "cool" and walk off?Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-16 at 16:29:36
QUOTE(Kame da Sniper @ Aug 16 2005, 01:34 AM)
Nah. Girls don't dig straight-forward 
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I hate females...
What the hell do you dig?QUOTE(Yoshi da Sniper @ Aug 16 2005, 03:25 AM)
"Hi! Do you play Starcraft?"
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LOL!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-08-16 at 17:48:26
lol, pick-up lines don't work in my school.
Mostly it's because most of my friends agree with me on this:
only 25% of the girls in out school are either hot enough, likable enough, or smart enough to ask out.
it's the other 75% who'll you'll never consider even talking to who'll climb on your back and bog you down. it's always the girl you hate who'll ask you out first in my school.
So yeah, pick-up lines are worthless, because too many dumb/ugly girls are running around. AND THEY SEEM TO RUN THE SCHOOL.
Mostly it's because most of my friends agree with me on this:
only 25% of the girls in out school are either hot enough, likable enough, or smart enough to ask out.
it's the other 75% who'll you'll never consider even talking to who'll climb on your back and bog you down. it's always the girl you hate who'll ask you out first in my school.
So yeah, pick-up lines are worthless, because too many dumb/ugly girls are running around. AND THEY SEEM TO RUN THE SCHOOL.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-08-16 at 18:07:35
*Kow = Guy
I've been asked if I was gay before. Heh. (Not from a random person)
I've been asked if I was gay before. Heh. (Not from a random person)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-08-16 at 22:05:15
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Aug 16 2005, 01:29 PM)
I hate females... What the hell do you dig?
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lolz. It was sarcasm.
It matters what type of girl you're going for. Some of the pathetic girls dig that you have hundreds of dollars to spend on them, other girls dig insecurity, other girls dig pretty boy-ness, other girls...it just depends.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-16 at 22:43:12
QUOTE
I hate females... What the hell do you dig?
They're a bit like dogs, they dig holes...
NOTE: I have no idea what im talking about.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-08-16 at 23:02:26
Me and some friends (this is recent, actually) were just hanging out in an outdoor mall.
The subject of pick-up lines came up and I remembered this thread, so I 'dared' (told) my friend/s to go to random people and say some.
We had a good time.
"Do you belive in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"
etc.
I actually forgot some, but, whatever.
The subject of pick-up lines came up and I remembered this thread, so I 'dared' (told) my friend/s to go to random people and say some.
We had a good time.
"Do you belive in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"
etc.
I actually forgot some, but, whatever.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-08-16 at 23:03:42
Hello, would you like to go out with me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-08-16 at 23:11:18
If I asked you to go on a date with me, would your answer be the same as this question's?
Beat that.
Pwnt
Beat that.
Pwnt
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Brother_Leader on 2005-08-16 at 23:14:23
"Im cold, wanna warm me up?"
"lets play war, I'll be the soldier, and ill blow on you all night!"
"lets play war, I'll be the soldier, and ill blow on you all night!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-08-16 at 23:34:04
QUOTE(Kow @ Aug 16 2005, 11:11 PM)
If I asked you to go on a date with me, would your answer be the same as this question's?
Beat that.
Pwnt
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Beat that.
Pwnt
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My head gets confused, go through the possibilities. I get what happens if you say Yes, but what happens when you say no?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-16 at 23:49:30
Pick up lines were worthless for me in highschool cuz I didn't know what the hell I was doing. I've had much better luck with them in college and with girls that are out of highschool. Either my delivery's improved or girls just don't develop their sense of humor til they turn 18ish.
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock!"
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock!"