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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-15 at 10:53:15
Heard any good ones lately?

"Do you have a mirror in your pants cuz I can see myself in them."

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"

I know, mine suck. Gimme some better ones.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2005-08-15 at 11:11:37
Those make me cringe.

Who needs pick-up lines?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-08-15 at 11:13:26
Nice shoes. Wanna censored.gif?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-15 at 14:47:19
QUOTE(Doodan @ Aug 15 2005, 10:53 AM)
"Do you have a mirror in your pants cuz I can see myself in them."
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LOL!! But come on, like your going to pick a chick up with that line...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-08-15 at 15:03:29
My personal favorite is.
"I have money."
It wokrs like a charm.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-08-15 at 16:43:39
Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I wonder what our children will look like.

*ive never used any of these nor plan too :-P
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-08-15 at 17:48:08
"Does this rag smell like Cloroform to you?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-08-15 at 18:11:09
QUOTE(Rantent @ Aug 15 2005, 01:03 PM)
My personal favorite is.
"I have money."
It wokrs like a charm.
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QUOTE(Shmeeps @ Aug 15 2005, 03:48 PM)
"Does this rag smell like Cloroform to you?"
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Lmao lmfao.gif

Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-08-15 at 19:58:58
"Hey, I like your moves. Wanna show me elsewhere?"

boxed.gif <-----You after sayin that bleh.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-15 at 20:16:50
LOL. Picking up girls isn't so much what you say, its how you say it. I've seen a guy talk about liking scat porn on his first date with a girl and she still stayed with him. He was just an in-control kinda guy that knew how to compose himself around girls.

I just love hearing all kinds of off the wall, goofy, stupid, lame lines. GIMME MORE!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-08-15 at 20:21:13
How you doin'?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-08-15 at 21:17:19
ELL OH ELL!!!!!!!1!1!1one!

*carries girl*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-08-15 at 22:04:40
QUOTE
Picking up girls isn't so much what you say, its how you say it.
As perfrected by a friend of mine who got a girlfriend with the line.
"eat the poop jello, grandma"

Actually the story of their date was one of the funniest I've ever heard. Somewhat inappropriate for an open forum though.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-08-15 at 22:06:57
"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"

"I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into a cheap motel room."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rhiom on 2005-08-15 at 22:13:23
this line is not my own but is a favorite of my freind who happens to be a girl.
"nice shoes wanna (insert expletive here which is short for intercourse)"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-15 at 22:17:39
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-08-15 at 22:37:38
QUOTE(Rhiom @ Aug 15 2005, 10:13 PM)
this line is not my own but is a favorite of my freind who happens to be a girl.
"nice shoes wanna (insert expletive here which is short for intercourse)"
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As I said earlier...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-08-15 at 22:45:55
"If i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

im to young for pick up lines happy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-08-15 at 22:57:52
QUOTE(Kow @ Aug 15 2005, 06:17 PM)
ELL OH ELL!!!!!!!1!1!1one!

*carries girl*
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I bet you get all the ladies by saying that tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2005-08-15 at 23:11:46
how bout this one?

"If i flip a coin, what are the chances i'll get head?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-08-15 at 23:19:48
QUOTE(Kame da Sniper @ Aug 15 2005, 10:57 PM)
I bet you get all the ladies by saying that tongue.gif
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The line wasnt the ell oh ell, but the *carries girl*

It is better in demonstration.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-16 at 01:27:57
OHH!! I got the best line yet! This one is a little unused, and a little complicated, but I think you just might like it...! Okay, get ready for this!

"Hi, would you like to go out on a date some time?"

I dunno, seems a bit... odd to me, but...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-08-16 at 01:34:24
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Aug 15 2005, 10:27 PM)
"Hi, would you like to go out on a date some time?"
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Nah. Girls don't dig straight-forward mellow.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-16 at 01:41:04
Kame, are you free tonight or will it cost me? cool1.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-08-16 at 03:20:01
QUOTE(Doodan @ Aug 15 2005, 10:41 PM)
Kame, are you free tonight or will it cost me? cool1.gif
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Well, if you make dinner I'll make breakfast tongue.gif

yea. I definately used your own words against you. Sort of. blam. What did I just get myself into?
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