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Report, edit, etc...Posted by (U)Bolt_Head on 2005-08-18 at 13:23:45
Most of these are too cruel to be funny. (the smoke bomb one made me chuckle though)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-08-18 at 14:49:23
in a crappy long distance relationship

Dear [girl/boyfriend name]

My face got eaten by an aligator and i am now STUPENDOUS [MAN or WOMAN] and as STUPENDOUS [MAN or WOMEN] i am the protcetor of the people but have an eery secret behind the mask that no one must no...Also as a superhero I need a lot of poontang to keep myself energized and i know you dont like that so im breaking up with you up yours censored.gif...
Sincerely,
No face dude
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-18 at 22:50:18
[center]I've used the smoke bomb one before... Didn't work right, there was too much wind...

"I think I'm gay."

If you wanna insult their looks...
"I don't think I'm gay anymore..."[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-19 at 02:39:54
use the advice of a genius named homer simpson
three simple words i am gay

ADDITION:
but seriously the best one is "I am much to good looking for you" followed up with a "No No stay where you are Ill let myself out"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-19 at 02:43:30
I like your baby brother too much for me to keep seeing you, I've gotta leave while i can still control my urges

i think i just crapped on your bed ( used just before forplay )
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-08-19 at 14:21:55
Why would you say the breakup line during or right before foreplay!? Foreplay = sex later on! Gosh! Get your mind straight!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.ZeALoT.oO on 2005-08-19 at 14:23:53
the best is "Its not you its me" which was already said, but yeah its the best
Report, edit, etc...Posted by nitnit on 2005-08-19 at 16:16:12
well, first I need to GET a girlfriend...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stealth on 2005-08-19 at 16:16:52
which u never will....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by nitnit on 2005-08-19 at 16:18:17
QUOTE(Stealth @ Aug 19 2005, 02:16 PM)
which u never will....
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once again, REAL mature, going after one person and insulting every post he makes, just for the hell of it.

and your face is still ugly crazy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-19 at 16:19:04
QUOTE(Stealth @ Aug 19 2005, 04:16 PM)
which u never will....
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Ouch nit u gonna take that
Report, edit, etc...Posted by nitnit on 2005-08-19 at 16:20:11
QUOTE(the_man103 @ Aug 19 2005, 02:19 PM)
Ouch nit u gonna take that
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*points to post above*

there is no point in fighting with him, he is a loser, and wants to dish out his anger on random people. Primarily me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stealth on 2005-08-19 at 16:21:36
no u started first alrigth buddy, and ive had many more girl friends with this face, more then ull ever have.....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-08-19 at 16:22:55
Cut out the insults or else this topic'll be locked. smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by nitnit on 2005-08-19 at 16:23:23
QUOTE(Stealth @ Aug 19 2005, 02:21 PM)
no u started first alrigth buddy, and ive had many more girl friends with this face, more then ull ever have.....
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right, now stop quoting my posts, and trying to insult me, but it won't work, because your face makes me laugh crazy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stealth on 2005-08-19 at 16:25:03
lol thats all i have to say.....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-19 at 16:25:53
lets get back to the break up lines even though the i dont really exist is the best one ever
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-08-19 at 16:27:27
Break-Up Line:

Hi, Do u play Warcraft tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by nitnit on 2005-08-19 at 16:27:45
QUOTE(Hitok1r1 @ Aug 19 2005, 02:27 PM)
Break-Up Line:

Hi, Do u play Warcraft  tongue.gif
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LMAO NICE

I only like the art of the units in that game, and the UMS games, other then that it can burn in hell
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stealth on 2005-08-19 at 16:29:36
ya its only good for making clan channels
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-08-28 at 15:07:09
here is one, it's pretty strait foward
"im gona break up with you now, bye"

-i've used this once before and it was weird her reaction was:

"ok... so you want to go and buy me somthing for lunch baby"

so i guess she thought i was jokeing... mellow.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-28 at 22:54:24
U talk to much and all im looking for is sex that either gets them to dump u or more sex either way its win win
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-28 at 23:00:29
Look at a man and say "do you think hes avalible"

or "i'd like to sink my hands into that piece of man meat"

something along those lines
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-28 at 23:05:16
QUOTE(syphon8 @ Aug 28 2005, 11:00 PM)
Look at a man and say "do you think hes avalible"

or "i'd like to sink my hands into that piece of man meat"

something along those lines
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nicely done a lil more complicated then the simple i am gay though
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-08-28 at 23:10:48
Basically..When you're on a date, you just run like hell and say "I think I hear my mother calling me. Plus the relationship is off..she really needs her footbaths."

Or you could just slap the ass of the nearest hot female//male in the area.
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