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Report, edit, etc...Posted by i-beat-u on 2005-08-16 at 13:55:13

Inspired by doodan with the pickup lines topic. the worst couple ever

"Its not you, its me"

"Its not me, its you

"

"its over"

"wonderful friend" LOLOLOLOL!!!!111!!!!!!ONEONE!!!! SAYING

TURNS INTO WONDERFUL FRIEND!!!!LOLOLOL!!!!!!!21121 (i put a naughty word there but id like to stay friends is a bad one too. )

"Quite frankly, your not good in bed at ALL!"
^ that one is hard t use ^

Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-08-16 at 14:29:31

No no let the pro at it

"I'm moving away and face it, your too poor to afford a bus ride."

"You work the streets more than you work me, whats with that?"

(This is you after saying those ---->

)

Ok but seriously, who needs break up lines? When it happens it happens. You say wut u say and thats how it goes.

ADDITION:

W00T! First REPLY!!!1!11!!!111

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-16 at 14:33:32

I got one.

"I think things wont turn out well between us, so i guess we should go our seperate ways, goodbye."

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2005-08-16 at 14:47:44

"I've been cheating on you with your sister. While you were at work, we had sex... twice."

Report, edit, etc...Posted by i-beat-u on 2005-08-16 at 15:52:30

QUOTE(Sir_Fela_the_Wise @ Aug 16 2005, 12:47 PM)

"I've been cheating on you with your sister. While you were at work, we had sex... twice."
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LOL

or you could get them to dump you

" did you see my latest porn video, i did 2 girls at once!!!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-08-16 at 16:05:37

"I've realized there is only room for one love in my life, Batman"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-16 at 16:31:41

Ive got one.

"Hey, Diana!"

Use that... If your girlfriend's name isn't Diana.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-08-16 at 17:40:59

"it's over, because I just saw your best friend in her bikini, and her twin beaties make yours look like small potatoes."
-Cruel
"I've been slated for a lobotomy, so I won't be able to remember you anyways"
-Unusual
"you're a

I want you outa my

life before I call the

for stealing my

drugs you

-likely to get her mad, and incite a police reaction.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-16 at 18:24:52

"You're fat"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-08-16 at 19:27:27

"Let's just be friends."

Report, edit, etc...Posted by i-beat-u on 2005-08-16 at 19:51:43

QUOTE(Ultimo @ Aug 16 2005, 05:27 PM)

"Let's just be friends."
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that one is so corny

, its been in every single chick-flick ever made

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-08-16 at 20:02:32

Since it is the most effective, devasting line you could ever use. Once you say that, they are basically destroyed.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-08-16 at 22:02:56

"I can't handle this relationship right now. Good bye."

"I heard you had a boyfriend."

"I don't dig the fact that you throw blam at your grandmother for attention."

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-08-16 at 22:38:43

"I swear, you ate my chicken wing"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-08-16 at 23:36:13

I got traded to the other team.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-08-17 at 00:20:14

"Someone told me you're gay."
"I'm not quite the girl you think I am."

I've actually used...
"Do you think our relationship has changed since we've been going out? Me neither."

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-17 at 00:33:05

"An old friend's having a crisis, I gotta go."

^say that when u plan to cheat on someone^

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Atreyu) on 2005-08-17 at 03:11:46

"lets just be friends with benifits"

( people use that when they dont wanna go out with someone lol )

Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-08-17 at 03:16:43

"Well it's been fun, now get the

out of my house"

or

*Play Halo 2*

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-08-17 at 09:36:45

"I don't actually exist."

This works best if you have a smoke bomb handy, and you can run pretty fast.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-08-17 at 12:47:37

QUOTE(Ultimo @ Aug 17 2005, 06:36 AM)

"I don't actually exist."

This works best if you have a smoke bomb handy, and you can run pretty fast.
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rofl. That is AWESOME! I'm so going to use that some time.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-08-17 at 12:50:54

It also might work better if you don't go to the same places....*cough*

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-17 at 13:09:10

QUOTE(Yoshi Da Sniper)

Hi. Do you play Starcraft?

[That was in the pick-up lines]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-08-18 at 12:35:56

I'm still waiting for you to be the one I'm waiting for.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by i-beat-u on 2005-08-18 at 13:18:42

BEST BREAK-UP LINE EVERRRRRRR

Hi, do you play Starcraft?

jk plz dont ban me yoshi

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