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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-09-11 at 23:25:02

New thing, happen this weekend:

My friend has a huge ass TV, as big as my bed practiacally. So we were playing Halo 2, us four.

Friend - Damn, I can't get used to playing with such a small screen.
Me - Dude, your screen is as big as my whole TV.
Other friend - You have a TV this big, too?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by T-MaStAA on 2005-09-12 at 00:39:02

Ok, some thing stupid that happend last week in I.T.T. My teacher asked how many sides to a cube and some one said 3.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-12 at 17:28:20

Geography glass, a person asked why water doesn't fall off the earth, another asked if australians walk on the sky... I'm in grade 9.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-09-12 at 18:43:10

I've heard lots of stupid things.

But here are some from SEN:

"Aliens exist for sure!"
"It's Bush's fault for hurricane Katrina"
" If you can't cope with loss then you can't cope with reality. If you can't cope with reality then you become religious "
"[What is a muslim?] A guy with a bomb strapped to his back"
"noobs"
"(names of certain people)"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-09-12 at 19:10:05

the dumbest thing i ever heard was

"Hey guys, Whats the stupidest thing you've ever heard. I think mine was, This guy i kno went into harvey's and had a cupon for 15 % off. He said "its 4.99$ without tax so how much is it?"

Kids these days with...their music....."

lol

ADDITION:
lol Ma those are funny and another dumb thing i heard was

They misunderestimated our strategerery.

-good ol George dubyah Bush

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-09-12 at 20:20:16

Here's ano ther one from Mack Brown, Head coach of UT Longhorn Football:

"More teams lose their opening games than win them."

xD

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-09-14 at 16:31:10

'god' (joke)

The next two were real.

'French Teacher: Where were you on winter vacation? Nikita?

Nikita: Candy Land'

'French Teacher: Where were you on summer vacation? Nikita?

Nikita: A Camp. It was a very good camp.

French Teacher: How is the camp called?

Nikita: (whispers) Camp Sunshine'

Nikita is a thief, a 'tough guy', and the person i hate most.
His battlenet account is Rave_Mastuh(M) (was anyway. I spread the story)
He stole 80$ from me!! i only had 250 then.
Thats why camp sunshine is funny.. he's the last person who'd willingly go there.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by D)s-202 on 2005-09-14 at 16:45:00

stupidest thing i ever heard was from my class

Student: MRS..... levinson!
Tacher: yes dear?
Student: can i have more homework?
teacher:oh my ---------- god ... whats wrong with them? (In French)
teacher: y would u want that??????!
Student:i watn 2 learn!

teacher:.... somethings wrong.. (runs out of room)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-09-16 at 16:02:21

Fix ure spelling, and that is obviously fake.
Teachers arnt allowed to run out of the room

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-16 at 16:19:05

QUOTE(Silver-Dragon @ Sep 16 2005, 04:02 PM)

Fix ure spelling, and that is obviously fake.
Teachers arnt allowed to run out of the room

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Before you say "fix ure spelling," you really need to look at your own posts.

I will name your errors, "Jamal2fat:"

ure should be your, not ure.

arnt should be aren't.

And you really aren't any better then him.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-16 at 16:25:10

And another thing... Teachers can leave the room whenever they feel like it...

My french teacher left for about 20 minutes today... so I decide to play a prank on her.

I covered the entire board with "Macs suck" in different writings styles because she had earlier said "I live and swaer by my apple iBook"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by T-MaStAA on 2005-09-16 at 16:49:14

HAha nice one.
another George W bush one, "war is a terrible place to be"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2005-09-16 at 22:02:04

"*Looks at the referee* AAH A BURGLAR!"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-16 at 23:44:46

QUOTE(Syphon @ Sep 16 2005, 04:25 PM)

I covered the entire board with "Macs suck" in different writings styles because she had earlier said "I live and swaer by my apple iBook"
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Oh, i just yelled "Windows suck, and if you have a windows, you suck more." in some class.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Slyence on 2005-09-17 at 06:47:32

QUOTE(T-MaStAA @ Sep 5 2005, 10:28 AM)

Hey guys, Whats the stupidest thing you've ever heard. I think mine was, This guy i kno went into harvey's and had a cupon for 15 % off. He said "its 4.99$ without tax so how much is it?"

Kids these days with...their music.....
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One day, I was in my High School health class, and somehow we got into a discussion about chickens, keep in mind this kid was serious as hell.

He said that chickens went moo.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-09-24 at 12:20:05

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First of all, im not jamal2fat.

Second of all, those are common abbreviations used in internet communication.

Third of all, that IS obviously fake.

Fourth of all, i never said im better, i said thats fake, gave a reason, and joked about fixing spelling which is obvious thanks to the

smilie

Fifth of all, since we are very closely related i would think im allowed to kid around a bit.

Are u finished?

Most teachers arnt allowed to leave the room.. and i dont think they are allowed when u are in elementary schools.. which ds-202 is in.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by PlayaR on 2005-09-24 at 12:59:12

the stupidest thing i ever heard should be that

this guy who bans alot of people in my clan thinks that he has a chance on being the clan's co-leader when alot of people don even like him llol

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-24 at 15:51:11

I lost my keyboard.. can anyone help me find it?
I think its somewhere outside but I forgot where I put it

Random amish person that we bought corn off of:
"It is getting droughty, we pray for the lord to shower down on are corn"

Who needs corn? Count Chocula is better :\

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-09-24 at 15:55:11

This post:
http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopi...ndpost&p=321239

And everything made by Kellimus after this post:
http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopi...ndpost&p=321250

Also, anything durk-a-dur has ever said.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-09-24 at 16:20:53

QUOTE(devilesk-A-dur @ Sep 24 2005, 03:54 PM)

Also, anything durk-a-dur has ever said.
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i second that

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-24 at 16:35:36

QUOTE(devilesk-A-dur @ Sep 24 2005, 12:54 PM)

You still proceed to attack me even when the discussion is over.

So funny.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-09-24 at 19:47:47

Not as funny as what you did, and it's not an attack, I was replying honestly to a topic. It was the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-24 at 23:48:28

Lol. Just because you don't agree with it?

Oh. I like your sig. It fits you well

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-09-24 at 23:55:53

Rofl, it's funny because you don't even know when you are wrong.

And, you don't even know what a logical fallacy is, if you say "ad hoc" is for weaklings who don't know how to argue.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-25 at 03:51:40

May I ask you how i'm always wrong? Because you don't agree with me?

And I don't know what a logical fallacy is? How do you know? Just because I bash on you not using the Ad Hoc properly? Ever heard of an Ad Hominem Abusive??

That is all you do. You don't properly use the Ad Hoc or Hominem.

So please. Before trying to insult me because you "Know the Ad Hoc", try to use it properly? And even effectively?

Edit: Last sentance taken out do to Bolt's uber sexy knowledge

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