Report, edit, etc...Posted by T-MaStAA on 2005-09-05 at 11:28:07
Hey guys, Whats the stupidest thing you've ever heard. I think mine was, This guy i kno went into harvey's and had a cupon for 15 % off. He said "its 4.99$ without tax so how much is it?"
Kids these days with...their music.....
Kids these days with...their music.....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-05 at 11:36:55
wtf??? i dont get itlol...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-05 at 12:38:38
The man103's sister came in late for dinner claiming she was attacked by sharks...
As there are massive amounts of sharks in essex county (extremely southern canada)
As there are massive amounts of sharks in essex county (extremely southern canada)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-05 at 13:04:46
oooooooooooooo i get it...ok how bout this...Report, edit, etc...Posted by T-MaStAA on 2005-09-05 at 14:24:11
The tax is 15% of 4.99$. He had a cupon for 15% off. That means it costs 4.99$
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-06 at 02:16:25
[center]nuclearrabbit: "What color is green?"[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-06 at 09:03:20
green is red duh
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-09-06 at 14:26:32
QUOTE
confused.gif wtf??? i dont get it
lol...
lol...
stupidest thing i ever heard
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-06 at 15:47:47
That person who sigged himself.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-09-06 at 18:38:47
"It's a tradgedy when I cut my finger, it's hillarious when a guy tries to feed the zergling, gets dragged into teh cage and gets mauled to death." Kinda paraprhased.
The original:
"it's a tradgedy when i cut my finger, it's hillarious when a man falls into an open manholle and dies."
My version:
"it's a tradgedy when i cut my finger, it's hillarious when a man gets sucked into a jet engine and dies."
The original:
"it's a tradgedy when i cut my finger, it's hillarious when a man falls into an open manholle and dies."
My version:
"it's a tradgedy when i cut my finger, it's hillarious when a man gets sucked into a jet engine and dies."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Loser_Musician on 2005-09-07 at 21:37:38
"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"
-Wedding Crashers
-Wedding Crashers
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-07 at 21:42:19
ok it's more of a joke but it's retarded
why did the elephant wear green shoe's?
so he could hide in the grass...
why did the elephant wear green shoe's?
so he could hide in the grass...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2005-09-07 at 21:46:37
Religion. (LoL)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-07 at 22:15:03
I punched myself in the face...ya...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-08 at 11:52:35
A man walked into a bar
A horse walked into a bar. The bartender looks at him and goes, "Why the long face?"
A horse walked into a bar. The bartender looks at him and goes, "Why the long face?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2005-09-08 at 21:24:57
Guy 1: *walks into a bar and gulps up a drink*
Guy 1: Hey, what's wrong? Can I getcha another drink?
Guy 2: Today is the worst day of my life.
Guy 2: I was nearly shot on my way to work...
Guy 2: ...when I got there, I realized that I got fired...
Guy 2: ...then I found out my car was hijacked...
Guy 2: ...on my way home, I was mugged...
Guy 2: ...when I got home, my house was ransacked...
Guy 2: ...I came to the bar to consider ending my life...
Guy 2: ...but then...
Guy 1: Then?
Guy 2: *sniff* ...you drank my poison...
Guy 1: *dies*
Guy 1: Hey, what's wrong? Can I getcha another drink?
Guy 2: Today is the worst day of my life.
Guy 2: I was nearly shot on my way to work...
Guy 2: ...when I got there, I realized that I got fired...
Guy 2: ...then I found out my car was hijacked...
Guy 2: ...on my way home, I was mugged...
Guy 2: ...when I got home, my house was ransacked...
Guy 2: ...I came to the bar to consider ending my life...
Guy 2: ...but then...
Guy 1: Then?
Guy 2: *sniff* ...you drank my poison...
Guy 1: *dies*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-09 at 11:35:16
"You fool me once, shame on you. You fool me twice, you can't get fooled again."
-George W. Bush
ADDITION:
Gambling is dangerous, kids. I just lost almost all my minerals WAAAHHHH
-George W. Bush
ADDITION:
Gambling is dangerous, kids. I just lost almost all my minerals WAAAHHHH
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-09-09 at 18:14:16
Christianity.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-09 at 18:33:48
"lawl"
I seriously hate when people type that and they aren't mocking people... Legacy, don't mind when you do it, because I know you're just trying to make me mad
I seriously hate when people type that and they aren't mocking people... Legacy, don't mind when you do it, because I know you're just trying to make me mad
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-09 at 19:18:50
QUOTE(Doodan @ Sep 9 2005, 09:35 AM)
"You fool me once, shame on you. You fool me twice, you can't get fooled again."
-George W. Bush
ADDITION:
Gambling is dangerous, kids. I just lost almost all my minerals WAAAHHHH
[right][snapback]308602[/snapback][/right]
-George W. Bush
ADDITION:
Gambling is dangerous, kids. I just lost almost all my minerals WAAAHHHH
[right][snapback]308602[/snapback][/right]
Want some minerals?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-09 at 19:43:38
QUOTE(syphon8 @ Sep 9 2005, 06:18 PM)
Want some minerals?
[right][snapback]308966[/snapback][/right]
[right][snapback]308966[/snapback][/right]
I'm always open for donations
, but you don't have to. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-09-10 at 11:36:33
The stupidest thing I've heard this week:
Me- 'The coolest baseball numbes would be the infinity sign'
wonderful friend- 'Yeah, but you'd have to fit all those zeroes on your back.'
Me- 'The coolest baseball numbes would be the infinity sign'
wonderful friend- 'Yeah, but you'd have to fit all those zeroes on your back.'
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-10 at 12:52:11
Wow, what an idiot.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zb2k on 2005-09-11 at 23:00:21
We were talking about slave trading in colonial america in a history class.
Girl: I have a question, what did the slaves bring to America?
Teacher: Uh... I don't think they got to bring anything they didn't want to come here.
Girl: Oh the slaves didn't want to come to america?
Me and my friend got kicked out of class we were laughing SO HARD. That was about a year ago and even now I'm laughing because the girl was so dumb.
Another story with the same girl about a week later:
In history, we were talking about whalers in colonial america and how they used the oils from the whales to make candles.
Girl: I heard somewhere that they used to make clothes out of whale teeth, is that true?
Me and my friend got kicked out for laughing... again. Hahahahaha I was trying so hard not to laugh but it was SO FUNNY.
Girl: I have a question, what did the slaves bring to America?
Teacher: Uh... I don't think they got to bring anything they didn't want to come here.
Girl: Oh the slaves didn't want to come to america?
Me and my friend got kicked out of class we were laughing SO HARD. That was about a year ago and even now I'm laughing because the girl was so dumb.
Another story with the same girl about a week later:
In history, we were talking about whalers in colonial america and how they used the oils from the whales to make candles.
Girl: I heard somewhere that they used to make clothes out of whale teeth, is that true?
Me and my friend got kicked out for laughing... again. Hahahahaha I was trying so hard not to laugh but it was SO FUNNY.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-11 at 23:20:36
You wouldn't happen to have this girl's number would you? Sounds like my kinda lady!