Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-16 at 00:53:46
[center]You HAVE to test fire the water guns!
Take random things into the bathroom. Get them black flagged.
Ride the blood pressure machine.
Complain that there's not enough edible stuff.[/center]
Take random things into the bathroom. Get them black flagged.
Ride the blood pressure machine.
Complain that there's not enough edible stuff.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-09-16 at 15:19:35
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Sep 15 2005, 10:53 PM)
[center]Ride the blood pressure machine.[/center]
omg its so fun to play with thoes things
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-16 at 15:44:05
Why is it cool messing with other people's stuff? 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kashmir on 2005-09-16 at 16:11:21
ya i already saw this pretty much exact list on PBN. Not new and I don't think there yours.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-16 at 16:16:14
Did he ever say he made them up?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2005-09-16 at 16:26:40
If there's somebody behind you, walk, and just suddenly stop. If you're a woman and it's a man behind you, you can get some free thrills...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by T3mplaR on 2005-09-16 at 16:48:45
^^Ew! 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-16 at 21:57:32
lol here is a good one lol
when somone is walking behind you go slow, and when they are getting close enough that they'll run into you if yuo stoped, point at the ground and say "Hey, a quarter" and pretend to pick it up. then if they hit you call them really foul names lol.
when somone is walking behind you go slow, and when they are getting close enough that they'll run into you if yuo stoped, point at the ground and say "Hey, a quarter" and pretend to pick it up. then if they hit you call them really foul names lol.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2005-09-16 at 22:30:22
Insert your pickle into the blood pressure examiner...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-17 at 07:37:54
[center]Proclaim yourself a government saftey inspector and "test" everything in the store.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2005-09-17 at 10:18:33
Go to random ppl and say "I'll give u a nickel if you tickle my pickle"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-09-17 at 10:33:03
Pure Genious
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-17 at 11:16:10
No Authority, we didnt need you to quote the whole thing and stretch the pages.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2005-09-17 at 12:37:40
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Pure Genious
That's all u have to say? SPAM!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-17 at 12:47:18
QUOTE(Neiji @ Sep 17 2005, 12:37 PM)
That's all u have to say? SPAM!
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That's all u have to say? SPAM!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-17 at 13:08:26
SPAM!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valug on 2005-09-17 at 13:09:34
[sub]I like hiding behind the big packs of toilet paper and make noises when people pass. And try to scare them if they attempt to look behind em. 
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[/sub]Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-17 at 13:47:27
Setting off all of one type of toy is fun...
TRUE STORY:
I was at a Wal-Mart and they had stuffed Mooses that played O Canada and danced located on a center display in the middle of the toy department... So naturally, I set them off all at once...
People began to stare at the mooses and I ducked into a nearby aisle and started laughing... I couldn't breathe...
TRUE STORY:
I was at a Wal-Mart and they had stuffed Mooses that played O Canada and danced located on a center display in the middle of the toy department... So naturally, I set them off all at once...
People began to stare at the mooses and I ducked into a nearby aisle and started laughing... I couldn't breathe...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-09-17 at 19:54:31
QUOTE(Euro @ Sep 16 2005, 03:10 PM)
ya i already saw this pretty much exact list on PBN. Not new and I don't think there yours.
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There not I never said they were, my sis gave em to me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-18 at 12:26:47
try this
walk in with a camra crew (your friends) with a camra and stuff, then interview all the cheetos, then tell the clerk that you want to see them do a backflip. if they dont do it then get sad and tell them this show is for little homeless kids.
walk in with a camra crew (your friends) with a camra and stuff, then interview all the cheetos, then tell the clerk that you want to see them do a backflip. if they dont do it then get sad and tell them this show is for little homeless kids.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-18 at 12:31:16
Lol.. Thats messed up...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-18 at 12:37:45
no no no this is messed up : [attachmentid=13999]
taken from mess with my faceathon
taken from mess with my faceathon
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-09-18 at 13:00:52
Start yelling in foreign languages. <== Best one ever, I did it when I went to Oklahoma.
Take the big toilet paper packages and make a big wall in the middle of the aisle. The can also be done with beer and coke cans.
Pee in the corner. <== Also a very good one, my friend got arrested for 1 day for doing that.
Put lubricant on the floor.
Pretend to be sleeping in the middle of the aisle and then suddenly jump and run away screaming.
If there's a computer turned on put it on a porn site or rotten.com or something like that.
Try to sell random items off the shelves to random people. <== Some people will actually buy them ROFL.
Get an inflateable pool, turn it upside down and get under it and start crawling around randomly.
Take the big toilet paper packages and make a big wall in the middle of the aisle. The can also be done with beer and coke cans.
Pee in the corner. <== Also a very good one, my friend got arrested for 1 day for doing that.
Put lubricant on the floor.
Pretend to be sleeping in the middle of the aisle and then suddenly jump and run away screaming.
If there's a computer turned on put it on a porn site or rotten.com or something like that.
Try to sell random items off the shelves to random people. <== Some people will actually buy them ROFL.
Get an inflateable pool, turn it upside down and get under it and start crawling around randomly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-18 at 14:07:20
QUOTE(BeeR_KeG @ Sep 18 2005, 12:00 PM)
Start yelling in foreign languages. <== Best one ever, I did it when I went to Oklahoma.
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So THAT'S where I've seen you... LOL
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Shattered_moose on 2005-09-18 at 14:25:12
Pour marbles out of bags (or if they don't have em bring your own) into the aisles. See how many shoppers you trip.
"Dropping" cartons of milk on your way out is also fun, as they often explode with considerable violence.
"Dropping" cartons of milk on your way out is also fun, as they often explode with considerable violence.