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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen
you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.


20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you
will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

26. Climb things.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'.

47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to
your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out
much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.


Kekekeke. DO THESE THINGS ANG GET A COOKIE!

YEA! BE A REBEL!!

Messing with private property is cool!

Wow thats was REALLY funny come up with more!!
P.S. im gonna do the No the voices in my head again thing

lol im going to try these ^_^

51. Go into a changing room and shout, "Where's the toilet paper!?"

I think things like these are retarded. Most of those don't appeal to me and I wouldn't do any of them because it'd be more of "Hah that guys an wonderful friend" more then "ROFL THAT WAS FUNNY" Turning the radios really loud would be cool, i've done some of the elevator stuff but who's going to steal someone elses shopping cart? That's like barging infront of someone about to pay and pay for it yourself and claim that they don't own it, next time your logging out a huge TV ill kick you in the shin and run away with the TV even though it was the last one. Isn't that funny?

52. Set all the channels on the TV to the Christian Channel (whatever you callit, where they pray 24/7) and walk away.

53. if the power goes out shout as loud as you can "AHHHHH WERE ALL GOING TO DIE AHHH WHERES MY MEDCINE AHHHHH!!!!!"

Lmao daz a funny one i done sumthin like dat b4 but i was pretendin to be snake for MGS sneakin around

Lol but ive heard some of these at other sites...

54. go in the bathroom and smear a mix of peanut butter and chocolate fugde all over all the toilets and and sinks and put a sulfer bomb in a toilet then stand outside it and tell ppl coming by "my little brother is in there, i wouldn't go in if i was you." they will probley walk in and either barf or run out.

my favorite, i've done it and been caught lol

It shows.

I've actually done that before, only it was at Denny's and I had a chocolate sundae. But I nearly peed my pants laughing.

My favorites, which I shall do! Haha, thats awesome. (On the typewriters or computers, Ill put "Praise Satan" in them....)


Oh, and 51 would be good too.... Hmm..

BEST IDEA EVER.

Dude I once had a fencing match with my friends in walmart concerning rolls of wrapping paper. We got thrown out -__-

OT: When I went to Costco a few years earlier, I would ride in the shopping carts down the big rows of food. Good times.

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i've actually done that before. not at a walmart though and not with quite as much drama (i didn't get on my knees and scream), but people still avoided me.

None of these are new... also I have done a few

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.
Done

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.
Done

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.
Done (I do it everywhere )

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.
Done.. Maybe not polka, but I turn them all the way up and all the bass, etc. Once someone went over to it and turned it on their like "HOLY blam!" and practically ran away

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.
Done

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
Done

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.
Done

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
I kick 'em

26. Climb things.
Done

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
Done

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".
Done

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Done

47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.
Maybe not with beer (would get arrested for being under-aged), but I sit around on them

55. When playing with thoes Electric keyboards, turn them up really loud and play terrible songs. Once a employee yelled at me, so I walked away behind the nearest corner, then when he left I went back and did it again.

You should smear peanut butter and chocolate all over a piece of toilet tissue, then toss it under someone elses stall and say "Oops, hey can you kick that back over please?"

holy $hit those are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha i like the mission impossible one LOL THAT S@%@HIT IS FUNNY HAHAHAHA
but if it were me, i wouldnt do those stuff cuz im a sqaure

kekekeke. yep they are funny. I'm working on doing them all.

Sorry, I'll be LAUGHING myself to death down the toys aisle and start a GI Joe war. GO GO GO! FIRE IN THE HOLE! OH FRICK, INCOMIIIIIIII- *BOOOOM*