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Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-09-17 at 18:44:18
QUOTE(Merrell @ Sep 17 2005, 06:10 PM)
Screw off warhamma. I made the rules, why can't you follow them?

Just post 5 words, contiuing from the last post. That's all. People can look through the pages if they want to read the story. Once in a while I will make an update about every few pages of the whole story. I am keeping it in a notepad. So, 5 words, in story.
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jumped out of a random
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Go ahead and lock the topic, someone could just remake a new topic and even continue it from where this left off. smile.gif

which was filled with tasty
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-17 at 19:02:25
lemon marang pie. then he
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-09-17 at 19:05:50
blammed over his blaming blam
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe)r( on 2005-09-17 at 19:27:53
ack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.
When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage. Nuclearrabbit decided he would become a terrorist...
His first plan was to smell every little dead person, so he could
roffle the president's eggo waffles. when he did that he jumped out of a random toilet in the gobi desert which was filled with tasty lemon marang pie. then he blammed over his blaming blam that was all blamed up
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-09-17 at 19:49:26
ack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.
When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage. Nuclearrabbit decided he would become a terrorist...
His first plan was to smell every little dead person, so he could
roffle the president's eggo waffles. when he did that he jumped out of a random toilet in the gobi desert which was filled with tasty lemon marang pie. then he blammed over his blaming blam that was all blamed up from the cream cheese in
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-09-17 at 19:54:56
his big, hairy, throbbing, stiff...


*Remember, nothing sexual here.*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-09-17 at 20:57:42
lemon souffle from which he
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-09-17 at 20:59:04
ate and made sweet delicous....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-09-17 at 21:03:08
and hot, steamy, raunchy, nasty...

*Remember, nothing sexual here.*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-09-17 at 21:18:52
broccolli flavored pie. The End
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-17 at 21:47:12
was in sight, jack thought
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-09-17 at 21:56:20
maybe I should invent broccoli
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-09-17 at 21:58:55
and eat some peanuts as..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-17 at 22:17:12
I dont feel like getting banned, so ill take this insulting comment out!i can play the stupid forum game however i want. Seriously man, you need to chill out, its a forum game.


Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.
When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage. Nuclearrabbit decided he would become a terrorist...
His first plan was to smell every little dead person, so he could
roffle the president's eggo waffles. when he did that he jumped out of a random toilet in the gobi desert which was filled with tasty lemon marang pie. then he blammed over his blaming blam that was all blamed up from the cream cheese in his big, hairy, throbbing, stiff... lemon souffle from which he ate and made sweet delicous....broccolli flavored pie. The End was in sight, jack thought-- maybe I should invent broccoli and eat some peanuts as.. i watch some hardcore porno...

Now mellow out merrel and let me post the freakin paragraph.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-18 at 01:31:07
of donkeys and giraffes with



(ok, i'll go post movie names in the "what are you listening to" thread.

see, doesn't work that way, so whatever.

I have seen this "5 word game" on lots of other forums, and it is natural to do 5 words, not repeating the whole damn paragraph, kind of makes it stupid)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-18 at 01:33:06
I remember being stated that i can do it this way anyway. Then all of the sudden you burst out crying that you hate me and want to die because i did.

Posting movies in the music thread is like me posting books on this thread.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-18 at 01:53:32
Stop being such a newbie. I never "cried" or "wanted to die"

Wow, you can be such a stubborn prick sometimes.


(continueing)

some humans involved. Jack then
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-18 at 02:02:29
Actually, posting the paragraph makes it easier for me to recall what's already happened rather than just randomly responding to the last post... Unless you WANT it to be that way.

Anyways,
grew a tail that was...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-18 at 02:08:26
shaped like a elephant trunk
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-09-18 at 02:32:08
A K A wesmic's shlong
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-18 at 02:34:24
Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.
When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage. Nuclearrabbit decided he would become a terrorist...
His first plan was to smell every little dead person, so he could
roffle the president's eggo waffles. when he did that he jumped out of a random toilet in the gobi desert which was filled with tasty lemon marang pie. then he blammed over his blaming blam that was all blamed up from the cream cheese in his big, hairy, throbbing, stiff... lemon souffle from which he ate and made sweet delicous....broccolli flavored pie. The End was in sight, jack thought-- maybe I should invent broccoli and eat some peanuts as.. i watch some hardcore porno...
of donkeys and giraffes with peanuts and food and hotdogs
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-18 at 11:39:18
QUOTE(Merrell @ Sep 18 2005, 01:53 AM)
Wow, you can be such a stubborn prick sometimes.
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Id get banned if I ever said that, be we all know that your one of Yoshi's little pets.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-18 at 12:17:54
Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.
When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage. Nuclearrabbit decided he would become a terrorist...
His first plan was to smell every little dead person, so he could
roffle the president's eggo waffles. when he did that he jumped out of a random toilet in the gobi desert which was filled with tasty lemon marang pie. then he blammed over his blaming blam that was all blamed up from the cream cheese in his big, hairy, throbbing, stiff... lemon souffle from which he ate and made sweet delicous....broccolli flavored pie. The End was in sight, jack thought-- maybe I should invent broccoli and eat some peanuts as.. i watch some hardcore porno...
of donkeys and giraffes with peanuts and food and hotdogs

that they got from the
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-18 at 12:37:08
Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.
When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage. Nuclearrabbit decided he would become a terrorist...
His first plan was to smell every little dead person, so he could
roffle the president's eggo waffles. when he did that he jumped out of a random toilet in the gobi desert which was filled with tasty lemon marang pie. then he blammed over his blaming blam that was all blamed up from the cream cheese in his big, hairy, throbbing, stiff... lemon souffle from which he ate and made sweet delicous....broccolli flavored pie. The End was in sight, jack thought-- maybe I should invent broccoli and eat some peanuts as.. i watch some hardcore porno...
of donkeys and giraffes with peanuts and food and hotdogs that they got from the

Magical bullfrog on drugs that
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-09-18 at 12:53:58
blew up their very large
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