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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-17 at 12:46:09

add on 5 and ONLY 5 words. a,I, etc count as words.

he is a fat cat = 5 words. Any length of words doesnt matter, just have 5 words. Add on to the story, see what the differene is between the first and (insert big number here)th post!

To start off:

Jack, the obese nerd, decided

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-17 at 12:46:51

Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-17 at 12:52:05

actually, you don't need to addon like that, but I guess you can if you want

Continueing:

That his grandmother stared in...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-17 at 12:59:13

I like it that way, i can keep track of the story better.

Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother stared in... He left for granny's house

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-17 at 13:01:32

Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother stared in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-17 at 13:13:39

Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he

saw a banana laying on

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-17 at 13:24:02

Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-09-17 at 13:31:06

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-17 at 13:37:13

because it looked like a

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-17 at 13:38:37

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-09-17 at 13:48:00

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sniper on 2005-09-17 at 13:52:27

so he took his finger

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-17 at 14:04:01

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-17 at 14:37:19

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-09-17 at 14:39:09

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-17 at 15:00:02

Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.

When the gerbils got away...

OT: My real name's Jack and I am soososososo deeply offended by this topic ROFFLEZ!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-17 at 15:34:51

[center]Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.

When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage.[/center]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-17 at 15:36:00

Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.

When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage. Nuclearrabbit decided he would become

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-17 at 16:00:25

Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.

When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage. Nuclearrabbit decided he would become a terrorist...

His first plan...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-17 at 16:03:30

Let's stop spacing and adding paragraphs before I close the topic.

was to smell every little

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-17 at 16:06:00

What are you talking about? Shut up and play the game. People like you dont deserve to be able to close topics.

Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.
When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage. Nuclearrabbit decided he would become a terrorist...
His first plan was to smell every little dead person, so he could

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-17 at 16:11:53

Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.
When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage. Nuclearrabbit decided he would become a terrorist...
His first plan was to smell every little dead person, so he could

roffle the president's eggo waffles...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-17 at 18:09:30

when he did that he...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-17 at 18:10:52

Screw off warhamma. I made the rules, why can't you follow them?

Just post 5 words, contiuing from the last post. That's all. People can look through the pages if they want to read the story. Once in a while I will make an update about every few pages of the whole story. I am keeping it in a notepad. So, 5 words, in story.
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jumped out of a random

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-17 at 18:26:56

Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.
When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage. Nuclearrabbit decided he would become a terrorist...
His first plan was to smell every little dead person, so he could
roffle the president's eggo waffles. when he did that he jumped out of a random

toilet in the gobi desert

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