Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)PeazeL on 2005-10-03 at 01:14:02
Microsoft Paint trial has expired. Please contact Microsoft for the full version of Paint.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sniper on 2005-10-03 at 01:26:03
1. Your computer has detected that you are dead.
2. Press ANY key to continue
Presses A
Error: You did not press the any key.
2. Press ANY key to continue
Presses A
Error: You did not press the any key.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)PeazeL on 2005-10-03 at 01:35:06
There is not enough available system memory to display the Start Menu. Please restart your computer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by illusion(SS) on 2005-10-03 at 01:42:31
Computer over. Virus = very yes.
Your start menu trial has expired. Please contact the microsoft store via the start menu.
Your start menu trial has expired. Please contact the microsoft store via the start menu.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-03 at 01:44:16
QUOTE
This thread basically describes how my PC acts most of the time. That's why I spend so much more time using my mac. It doesn't automatically go dead after X minutes of usage, and unlike my previous PC before my current one, no parts of it have ever exploded.
What service pack do you have for XP?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-10-03 at 02:29:36
I took a few of my favorite ideas in the thread and put them on XP error windows:
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)PeazeL on 2005-10-03 at 03:08:46
nice one Battlekruser 
Windows does not regonise the file Staredit. Read the Help topics for more information on how to open this type of file.
Windows does not regonise the file Staredit. Read the Help topics for more information on how to open this type of file.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-03 at 04:27:30
Danger the PSU is probviding 1000000 volts on the 3.3 volt line!
Danger the monitor is at 124180 degrees pleas get 125 miles away before 30 seconds
Warning the modem has blowen out. for instructions to replace your internet connection please go to the ERROR IN TEXT website
Warning the power led has malfunctioned your computer will now power down untill you launch the BIOS with the new led.
Error: CANT LOAD TEXT
Danger: Your hard drive is f**ked please load Starcraft and keep it running for 1 hour then launch warhammer 40k winter assult for 1 hour
Warning:ERROR LOADING TEXT
enjoy.
Danger the monitor is at 124180 degrees pleas get 125 miles away before 30 seconds
Warning the modem has blowen out. for instructions to replace your internet connection please go to the ERROR IN TEXT website
Warning the power led has malfunctioned your computer will now power down untill you launch the BIOS with the new led.
Error: CANT LOAD TEXT
Danger: Your hard drive is f**ked please load Starcraft and keep it running for 1 hour then launch warhammer 40k winter assult for 1 hour
Warning:ERROR LOADING TEXT
enjoy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-10-03 at 06:01:39
[CENTER] Clicks shutdown
Would you like to play another game?
Ok Cancel [/CENTER]
Would you like to play another game?
Ok Cancel [/CENTER]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-10-03 at 07:23:24
Required file MSCOMNTX.DLL was found. So Windows has deleted it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)PeazeL on 2005-10-03 at 08:13:50
Your system does not meet the requirements to play Starcraft: Broodwar. Please check the system requirements on the box of your purchased game. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by illusion(SS) on 2005-10-03 at 16:42:32
i JUST got this error. the title is pritty funny. this is a real error.
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and thne this is someones' old sig. forgot who. but it goes along wiht mine up there.
[attachmentid=14363]
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and thne this is someones' old sig. forgot who. but it goes along wiht mine up there.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-03 at 16:51:11
QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ Oct 3 2005, 02:29 AM)
I took a few of my favorite ideas in the thread and put them on XP error windows:
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The Bill Gates needs more money one was good.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2005-10-03 at 17:24:17
Outlook Express Error: Cannot read mail due to strike of mailman.
WARNING: Your computer has encountered a virus. It will now email all of your friends and include an attached file and 'warning' of the virus.
Fatal System Error: You left the pork roast in the oven too long. Windows will now shutdown in 30 seconds.
Error: No disc found. Please take the disc out of the drive and put it back in.
WARNING: Your computer has encountered a virus. It will now email all of your friends and include an attached file and 'warning' of the virus.
Fatal System Error: You left the pork roast in the oven too long. Windows will now shutdown in 30 seconds.
Error: No disc found. Please take the disc out of the drive and put it back in.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Grouty on 2005-10-03 at 17:30:06
Windows Detects you are working on a large important unsaved file:Crash in 3 seconds.
2 seconds
1 second
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2 seconds
1 second
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2005-10-03 at 19:03:41
Error:
Where is your "God" now?
Where is your "God" now?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-03 at 19:59:05
Error
"You Suck"
Error
"I dont like your personality"
Error
"What if i dont feel like it?"
"You Suck"
Error
"I dont like your personality"
Error
"What if i dont feel like it?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2005-10-03 at 23:39:44
ERROR
Cannot create shortcut! Path is to file is too crazy!
ERROR
Cannot play Half-Life 2. Your video card is made by Nvidia.
ERROR
You put the CD in the floppy disk drive you retard.
ERROR
Firefox browser has been detected. Now deleting...
ERROR
You cannot exit www.StarEdit.net!
ERROR
Sorry, I had to do this.
ERROR
Halo 1 PC has been detected. Now deleting Halo 1 and downloading Half-Life...
ERROR
A virus has been detected. Now hooking the computer up to you to get virus to you in hope of you having a way to get rid of it, saving us both. If not, you're screwed.
ERROR
STOP GOOFING OFF DURING WORK!!
Cannot create shortcut! Path is to file is too crazy!
ERROR
Cannot play Half-Life 2. Your video card is made by Nvidia.
ERROR
You put the CD in the floppy disk drive you retard.
ERROR
Firefox browser has been detected. Now deleting...
ERROR
You cannot exit www.StarEdit.net!
ERROR
Sorry, I had to do this.
ERROR
Halo 1 PC has been detected. Now deleting Halo 1 and downloading Half-Life...
ERROR
A virus has been detected. Now hooking the computer up to you to get virus to you in hope of you having a way to get rid of it, saving us both. If not, you're screwed.
ERROR
STOP GOOFING OFF DURING WORK!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-03 at 23:47:55
[center]ERROR: You can't print a $1,000,000 bill with a B/W dot matrix printer, you fool.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Slyence on 2005-10-03 at 23:48:27
Error.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2005-10-04 at 01:06:54
Error:
A giant flying green penguin is rampaging a town in Nebraska because it wants a bottle of coke but it couldn't get it because it was short 57 cents because it bought a candy bar while it was rampaging in Wisconsin because it didn't like cheese...
A giant flying green penguin is rampaging a town in Nebraska because it wants a bottle of coke but it couldn't get it because it was short 57 cents because it bought a candy bar while it was rampaging in Wisconsin because it didn't like cheese...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ThunderChaos on 2005-10-04 at 01:28:53
Report, edit, etc...Posted by illusion(SS) on 2005-10-04 at 02:18:46
QUOTE
Windows Detects you are working on a large important unsaved file:Crash in 3 seconds.
2 seconds
1 second
2 seconds
1 second
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
priceless!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-04 at 05:13:25
danger your HDD is turned on
warning you have just knocked a capacitor out of the PSU open it up while running at full load and resolder it in.
warning your CD drive has encountered an error and needs to spin down to 1X please use the microsoft disc to restore your drive
(ms disc needs 8X)
you haven't saved anything to the hard disc. not even critical stuff STOP RUNNING FROM CDS AND INSTALL! shutdown in 5,4,3,2,1,0
warning BIOS has your cpu temp at -74302851C you will encounter some errors.
your computer needs to eat some cds please insert the following cds. Sc vanilla Sc broodwar WC1,2&3 half life 1&2 warhammer40k all games need for speed underground 2 and your copy of every disc in every format for every console. OR put a bomb in the computer and turn it on and watch the colours
OK that last 1 is weird. so is the 2nd one.
but i do need some part of this thread now i have got to go before i think of something else.
warning you have just knocked a capacitor out of the PSU open it up while running at full load and resolder it in.
warning your CD drive has encountered an error and needs to spin down to 1X please use the microsoft disc to restore your drive
(ms disc needs 8X)
you haven't saved anything to the hard disc. not even critical stuff STOP RUNNING FROM CDS AND INSTALL! shutdown in 5,4,3,2,1,0
warning BIOS has your cpu temp at -74302851C you will encounter some errors.
your computer needs to eat some cds please insert the following cds. Sc vanilla Sc broodwar WC1,2&3 half life 1&2 warhammer40k all games need for speed underground 2 and your copy of every disc in every format for every console. OR put a bomb in the computer and turn it on and watch the colours
OK that last 1 is weird. so is the 2nd one.
but i do need some part of this thread now i have got to go before i think of something else.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)PeazeL on 2005-10-04 at 07:21:24
*Mp)PeazeL types a letter in the trigger Display Text Message
Windows has encountered a fatal operation. That type of character is not registered with Windows. Please see the Help section for more details.
Windows has encountered a fatal operation. That type of character is not registered with Windows. Please see the Help section for more details.