Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)PeazeL on 2005-10-01 at 11:10:13
OK, here's what this game is about. It's called "Make Your Own Error Messages". Tired of the same old Windows error messages? Here's some that the Windows people themselves didn't put in.
An operation timed out when connecting to My Computer
An operation timed out when connecting to My Computer
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-01 at 11:14:05
Error: The radiation shield on your monitor is failing! Step away from your monitor! Danger, Danger!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-01 at 11:16:54
[center]"Pwned."[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)PeazeL on 2005-10-01 at 11:20:30
Windows does not recognise the file My Computer
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-01 at 11:21:42
"Nuclear launch detected."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-01 at 11:23:50
[center]System: Cheat enabled[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)PeazeL on 2005-10-01 at 11:26:19
lol
Windows has detected a possible cheat code you have enabled. Sending report to Microsoft.
Windows has detected a possible cheat code you have enabled. Sending report to Microsoft.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-01 at 11:29:45
[center]System: H4xx d3†éÇTëD! ®ûñ ƒõ12 tEh h¡|lxz0rs!
System: A fatal error has occured. Please check your megahurtz.[/center]
System: A fatal error has occured. Please check your megahurtz.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)PeazeL on 2005-10-01 at 11:35:43
You cannot create a shortcut because you are out of system memory. Please restart your computer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Dead_One on 2005-10-01 at 11:47:21
"The capacitors in your monitor are on their way to an overload. Please evacuate, or you will die when your screen explodes into flames."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-10-01 at 16:35:58
"I dont know what the f*ck you did but whatever it was it screwed up your computer , god your a f*cking noob"
( LOL )
( LOL )
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-01 at 16:40:47
Constipation Overload Abort Abort
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-01 at 16:49:25
Something within the depths of your computer has gone horribly wrong. Worse yet, no one knows what that means, or how to fix it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-01 at 16:52:11
i just slapped you
I think thats the best one here That i just slapped you
Homgz i think just by saying that this thread has lost its flavor
I think thats the best one here That i just slapped you
Homgz i think just by saying that this thread has lost its flavor
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-10-01 at 17:05:45
System Error: Needs a cookie.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-10-01 at 17:31:22
System Resource Error: Low Morale
You need to hug your computer more.
You need to hug your computer more.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-10-01 at 17:39:00
Your computer does not understand. Specify what you want once more.
This is starting to annoy your computer. Hit the screen three times to motivate it.
Windows can not load current file because of the dirt on your computer. Please clean.
Your computer is going on strike.
You have activated the macintosh 'self destruct' feature by clicking the firefox icon on 'http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=21467'. Please evacuate the building, as this computer has a potent self destruct mechanism.
The bad parts of macintosh, eh?
This is starting to annoy your computer. Hit the screen three times to motivate it.
Windows can not load current file because of the dirt on your computer. Please clean.
Your computer is going on strike.
You have activated the macintosh 'self destruct' feature by clicking the firefox icon on 'http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=21467'. Please evacuate the building, as this computer has a potent self destruct mechanism.
The bad parts of macintosh, eh?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-10-01 at 18:03:10
Your current version of Windows XP has expired. Click HERE to buy a new version.
PS: Bill Gates needs more money!
PS: Bill Gates needs more money!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-01 at 18:06:51
your computer officly hates you
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-10-01 at 18:41:49
Yo megahutrzz got stoled!!11oneon!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wing-of-no-Wing on 2005-10-01 at 19:13:39
This thread basically describes how my PC acts most of the time. That's why I spend so much more time using my mac. It doesn't automatically go dead after X minutes of usage, and unlike my previous PC before my current one, no parts of it have ever exploded.
Anyhow, here are a few:
"Windows cannot connect to the internet due to an unknown error. Please visit our website for technical support."
"The system has detected a critical error, and there's not a f**king thing you can do about it, so just go away."
"A critical system failure has been detected. Your computer will automatically be shut down to prevent further damage to the system. Save all unsaved data and prepare to be boarded."
"'Microsoft Technical Support' have all unexpectedly quit. Press 'send error report' to send a copy of this error report to Microsoft Technical Support."
Anyhow, here are a few:
"Windows cannot connect to the internet due to an unknown error. Please visit our website for technical support."
"The system has detected a critical error, and there's not a f**king thing you can do about it, so just go away."
"A critical system failure has been detected. Your computer will automatically be shut down to prevent further damage to the system. Save all unsaved data and prepare to be boarded."
"'Microsoft Technical Support' have all unexpectedly quit. Press 'send error report' to send a copy of this error report to Microsoft Technical Support."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snake)Ling on 2005-10-01 at 19:17:18
"Keyboard not detected, please press 'F1' to continue."
"blamty Keys have been enabled. Please blam five times in a row to deactivate this "feature". "
"blamty Keys have been enabled. Please blam five times in a row to deactivate this "feature". "
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-01 at 21:03:27
Aye
Oh yes, I made the 1337sauce virus with coding, and i dont know how to make "Cancel" unclickable, so pretend it is.
ADDITION:
Made another one inspired by DTBK...
Once again pretend the WTF OMG button is unable to click. AND i couldnt put quotation marks in my message which screwed my grammer up, but you get the point.
Oh yes, I made the 1337sauce virus with coding, and i dont know how to make "Cancel" unclickable, so pretend it is.
ADDITION:
Made another one inspired by DTBK...
Once again pretend the WTF OMG button is unable to click. AND i couldnt put quotation marks in my message which screwed my grammer up, but you get the point.Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-10-03 at 00:59:41
OMG GET BACK TO WORK should melt your processor. And then pop up "Your computer has gone on strike. We reccomend you fire it and buy a new one."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Atreyu) on 2005-10-03 at 01:03:19
"Your computer has detected to much porn initiating emergancy shut down."