Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-10-15 at 22:18:09
really? Well then, I'd like to buy 100 SAMUEL JACKSONS...and some goats milk...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 22:20:20
[center]*Whips out the 'Bartender's Reference Book'*
"....Nope, nothing in here called a SAMUEL JACKSON. Sorry kid, but you have to have an IQ of at least 21 to order a drink."[/center]
"....Nope, nothing in here called a SAMUEL JACKSON. Sorry kid, but you have to have an IQ of at least 21 to order a drink."[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-10-15 at 22:23:37
*walks in and hears nuclear talk about needing IQ and walks out*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-10-15 at 22:24:01
how bout some rum then?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 22:26:26
[center]*Pours rum into a large barrel labeled 'XXX', hands to Lonely*
"Drink up."[/center]
"Drink up."[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-10-15 at 22:26:46
*walks back inside because it's cold outside*
"ill just stand over here next to the pool......table......"
O-0
"WHERE'S THE POOL TABLE?!!!"
"ill just stand over here next to the pool......table......"
O-0
"WHERE'S THE POOL TABLE?!!!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 22:29:19
[center]"The new pool table should arrive today. We had to get rid of the old one after Syphon and Doodan secksed eachother on it."
*Looks around*[/center]
*Looks around*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-15 at 22:30:38
*Covers up the burning ashes with his jacket.
"Heh heh... um... *New* Pool table... er... heh heh..."
*Looks around nervously.
*Hits 0-o with a frying pan.
"I DIDN'T DO IT!"
"Heh heh... um... *New* Pool table... er... heh heh..."
*Looks around nervously.
*Hits 0-o with a frying pan.
"I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 22:32:16
[center]*Sniffs*
*Looks puzzeled*
*Sniffs again*
"Does anyone else smell burning pool table?"[/center]
*Looks puzzeled*
*Sniffs again*
"Does anyone else smell burning pool table?"[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-10-15 at 22:33:37
*looks at 0-o*
"Man...That guy always gets mistaken for me"
"O well, thanks for takin the hit buddy"
*tosses $5 onto 0-o's unconscious body*
"Man...That guy always gets mistaken for me"
"O well, thanks for takin the hit buddy"
*tosses $5 onto 0-o's unconscious body*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 22:35:56
[center]*Sweeps dead 0-o under the rug, grabs the $5*
*Hears something outside*
"What was that!?"[/center]
*Hears something outside*
"What was that!?"[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-15 at 22:37:26
*Glares angrily at o-0
*muttering under his breath: "I'll get you next time..."
*muttering under his breath: "I'll get you next time..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-10-15 at 22:41:53
*Looks at voyager*
"Are you calling me fat?"
*Breaks bottle in half*
"Are you calling me fat?"
*Breaks bottle in half*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-10-15 at 22:42:04
*rides a tractor heading towards the bar while drunk*
"
This place *hic* needs to be *hic* renovated!"
"
This place *hic* needs to be *hic* renovated!"Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 22:44:41
[center]"NNNOOO!!!! NOT THE SEN BAR!
*Builds tractor stopper (Landmine)*
"That'll stop him..."[/center]
*Builds tractor stopper (Landmine)*
"That'll stop him..."[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-10-15 at 22:46:40
*Continues to sit at table alone unnoticed
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-10-15 at 22:49:22
"HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA"
*doesnt see the land mine*
"HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA---"
*tractor explodes causing self to slam head against steering wheel*
*doesnt see the land mine*
"HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA---"
*tractor explodes causing self to slam head against steering wheel*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-10-15 at 22:50:49
*walks in and sits at the bar
"I'll have one beer with a cup of staredit next to it please"
"I'll have one beer with a cup of staredit next to it please"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-15 at 22:59:09
"Maybe I was MrrLL, Maybe I WAS!"
*Breaks rifle in two.
"Wait..."
*Breaks rifle in two.
"Wait..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-10-15 at 23:00:48
"Where is my beer and staredit!"
*Walks toward voyager to punch him
*Walks toward voyager to punch him
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-15 at 23:01:55
*Ducks so the punch hits MrrLL*
"
"
"
"Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-10-15 at 23:05:04
*breaks down the door all bloody, dark, and smoking and joins in the laughing*
" "
"
"Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-10-15 at 23:07:23
*shoots o-O
"
"
*beats voyager in mario kart
"Beat that!
"
"
"*beats voyager in mario kart
"Beat that!
"Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-10-15 at 23:13:54
"hey.. wheres that hito guy..*hic* he said he would give me 10$ if I took off all my clothes off *hic*"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-10-15 at 23:25:08
*takes the barrel and drinks, then spits the rum out"
"This ain't no three x rum!!!"
*looks around*
"somebody's cheatin me..."
*pulls out dillinger pistol and aims it around randomly*
"This ain't no three x rum!!!"
*looks around*
"somebody's cheatin me..."
*pulls out dillinger pistol and aims it around randomly*