Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 21:23:07
[center]Back in the days before mindless spamming, there was the SEN Bar.
Originaly made by Tazzy, revived by nuke, the bar is the best place in SEN to relax, have a drink, maybe even do something.
http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=9749
http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=1362
Rules:
* = Means a action
" = Means your talking
*Opens the SEN bar for business.*[/center]
Originaly made by Tazzy, revived by nuke, the bar is the best place in SEN to relax, have a drink, maybe even do something.
http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=9749
http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=1362
Rules:
* = Means a action
" = Means your talking
*Opens the SEN bar for business.*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-15 at 21:23:51
*walks in, takes a seat, and asks for milk
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-10-15 at 21:25:25
*walks in bar*
"Greetings fellow bar person! Would you mind sharing some milks? I am poor"
*hopes warhammer40000 doesn't get scared*
"Greetings fellow bar person! Would you mind sharing some milks? I am poor"
*hopes warhammer40000 doesn't get scared*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-15 at 21:25:56
*gets scared
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 21:37:10
[center]*Looks around suspiciously*
"Well, there aren't that many people here..."
*Gets naked*[/center]
"Well, there aren't that many people here..."
*Gets naked*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-15 at 21:39:58
"Oh, its orgy hour already?"
"If i didnt have my clothes nailed to me, i would surely join everyone..."
*Sits in silence
"If i didnt have my clothes nailed to me, i would surely join everyone..."
*Sits in silence
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 21:41:43
[center]This kind of thread doesn't really work with only 3 people.
(Yelling)"C'mon, people! Come inside the SEN Bar!"
*Old lady walks bye, sees naked nuke, dies of shock*
"Crap, not again..."[/center]
(Yelling)"C'mon, people! Come inside the SEN Bar!"
*Old lady walks bye, sees naked nuke, dies of shock*
"Crap, not again..."[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-15 at 21:42:43
*Walks in.
"Bartender, give me a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster."
*Sees nuke naked.
"Uh... I guess you're busy right now..."
*Trys to leave
*Notices there's no exit.
"Uh oh..."
"Bartender, give me a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster."
*Sees nuke naked.
"Uh... I guess you're busy right now..."
*Trys to leave
*Notices there's no exit.
"Uh oh..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 21:43:34
[center]*Gives Voyager a bleach instead of whatever he ordered*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-15 at 21:46:33
*reaches hand in pants*
*moves hand around for five minutes*
Finally,
"Ah there it is!"
*Whips out a bomb*
*duct tapes bomb to head*
*walks into the middle of the room*
*moves hand around for five minutes*
Finally,
"Ah there it is!"
*Whips out a bomb*
*duct tapes bomb to head*
*walks into the middle of the room*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-10-15 at 21:47:01
*steals the drink that nuclearrabbit was trying to give to Voyager7456(MM)*
"Heheh, thanks for the free drink!"
"Heheh, thanks for the free drink!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-15 at 21:47:06
*Drinks the bleach (from Nuclearrabbit's cup.)
"Ironically, the bleach is probably less harmful to my health."
"Ironically, the bleach is probably less harmful to my health."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 21:49:13
[center]*Lights hamma's fuse*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-10-15 at 21:49:34
*wonders how Voyager7456(MM) managed to take it from him*
"Oh, thats it, give it back or I'll...or...I'll...I'll... HIT you!"
"Oh, thats it, give it back or I'll...or...I'll...I'll... HIT you!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-15 at 21:49:42
*explodes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 21:50:49
[center]"Wow, I though hamma exploding would do more damage to the bar, but it did absoutley nothing!"
*Revives hamma*[/center]
*Revives hamma*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-15 at 21:52:33
*Smacks nuclearrabbit with a large trout
"Haha! Now give my my drink, working slave, chop chop!"
"Haha! Now give my my drink, working slave, chop chop!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-15 at 21:53:35
"I need another milk, all that exploding made me thirsty"
*asks for a gallon of vodka with a pinch of melted chocolate and milk
*asks for a gallon of vodka with a pinch of melted chocolate and milk
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 21:55:43
[center]*Pours another bleach*
*Hands bleach to Voyager*
*Kicks hamma out for trying to buy a gallon of vodka*
"You can come back when you learn to not piss of the guy who has to pour about a gabillion shots of vodka to give you a gallon.*[/center]
*Hands bleach to Voyager*
*Kicks hamma out for trying to buy a gallon of vodka*
"You can come back when you learn to not piss of the guy who has to pour about a gabillion shots of vodka to give you a gallon.*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-15 at 21:56:30
*Hands the bleach to hamma
"This is vodka...
"
"This is vodka...
"Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-15 at 21:57:18
Lol
"Fine, I can go get drunk somewhere else!"
...
...
...
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, DONT LEAVE ME OUT HERE!! I NEVER GOT TO TO TELL YOU, I WAS TOO AFRIAD, IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!! YOU ALWAYS MADE MY STOMACHE TINGLE!! PLEASE DONT HATE ME!!!"
"Fine, I can go get drunk somewhere else!"
...
...
...
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, DONT LEAVE ME OUT HERE!! I NEVER GOT TO TO TELL YOU, I WAS TOO AFRIAD, IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!! YOU ALWAYS MADE MY STOMACHE TINGLE!! PLEASE DONT HATE ME!!!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 21:58:55
[center]*Looks at hamma*
"Aww, it's cold out there..."
*Pours a gallon of vodka on hamma, lights it*
"Alright, you've learned your lesson, and you got your gallon of vodka. You can come back in.[/center]
"Aww, it's cold out there..."
*Pours a gallon of vodka on hamma, lights it*
"Alright, you've learned your lesson, and you got your gallon of vodka. You can come back in.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-10-15 at 22:11:01
*walks in.
"says Hi to everyone
"This is a bar right?
*gets a drink
*sits next to this guy >
"says Hi to everyone
"This is a bar right?
*gets a drink
*sits next to this guy >
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-10-15 at 22:13:34
*flys in*
"Quack, I'd like a Samuel Jackson bartender!!!"
"Quack, I'd like a Samuel Jackson bartender!!!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-15 at 22:14:01
[center]"Business ain't so good..."
*Contemplates burning down the bar for the incurance money*[/center]
*Contemplates burning down the bar for the incurance money*[/center]