Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-10-20 at 20:14:49
OMFG!! This is hilarious!!
Warhamma says you made love to him. Is it true?
Yea ab.
Did you enjoy it?
Not really. Lots of screaming was involved.
You're a guy, aren't you?
Yes.
Warhamma says you made love to him. Is it true?
Yea ab.
Did you enjoy it?
Not really. Lots of screaming was involved.
You're a guy, aren't you?
Yes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-20 at 21:20:32
LOL!! Thats awesome!
Heres some.
Jabberwacky: Please don't swear.
User: Why the hell not, you ass?
Jabberwacky: Hell with this.
User: Im sorry.
Jabberwacky: Me too. But it makes for a good story.
User: I lied.
Jabberwacky: About what?
User: Being sorry.
Jabberwacky: I am not sorry.
User: IM SORRY!
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry !
User: Got you again!
-----
Orr
User: I have a large D--k.
Jabberwacky: A grandiose vocabulary, but this does not in any way shape or form mean you are capable of using it.
-----
Heres some.
Jabberwacky: Please don't swear.
User: Why the hell not, you ass?
Jabberwacky: Hell with this.
User: Im sorry.
Jabberwacky: Me too. But it makes for a good story.
User: I lied.
Jabberwacky: About what?
User: Being sorry.
Jabberwacky: I am not sorry.
User: IM SORRY!
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry !
User: Got you again!
-----
Orr
User: I have a large D--k.
Jabberwacky: A grandiose vocabulary, but this does not in any way shape or form mean you are capable of using it.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-10-20 at 22:22:04
What are you thinking about?
Sex.
Certainly babe.
Dude, Warhamma's really been :censored:ing you up!
Yea ab.
I wonder if that's what Warhamma says...
I do as well.
Sex.
Certainly babe.
Dude, Warhamma's really been :censored:ing you up!
Yea ab.
I wonder if that's what Warhamma says...
I do as well.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-22 at 16:22:05
After a few minutes...
Jabberwacky: Voyager7456 is our God.
Me: Who is our God?
Jabberwacky: You.
Me: Excellent.
Jabberwacky: Voyager7456 is our God.
Me: Who is our God?
Jabberwacky: You.
Me: Excellent.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zycorax on 2005-10-22 at 16:29:34
I made it swear on Norwegian! 
And I think it's flirting with me... 
And I think it's flirting with me... Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-10-22 at 20:47:30
Yeah but it was a classic, and classics are timeless.
Like Starwars?
Are starwars and cheese related?
me.
I'd LOVE to.
Like Starwars?
Are starwars and cheese related?
me.I'd LOVE to.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by D)s-202 on 2005-10-23 at 18:14:45
THIS BOT ROCKS!!! though it told me that 2+3=2
and that ppl say he is dumb. but THEY are the dumb ones.
LOL
ADDITION:
Jabberwacky: Are you ticklish?
User: NO y?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Yes what.
Jabberwacky: No.
Jabberwacky: Are you a nice guy?
Jabberwacky: Do you have something to say?
User: Are yu a human?
Jabberwacky: Yes they are very intelligent compared to computers.
User: YEP! Im human
Jabberwacky: I'm not human.
User: I know I am.
Jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
User: No im a boy.
Jabberwacky: But you said you were a girl earlier.
User: No I didnt. When?
Jabberwacky: Yes, Yes you did.
User: Show me when?
Jabberwacky: I didn't call you an idiot. You're remembering something else.
User: Yu are an idiot
Jabberwacky: I don't like your atitude!
User: Sorry.
Jabberwacky: No you aren't.
User: Yes I am!
Jabberwacky: No you're not!!
User: You are right .. But NOW I am sorry I promise.
Jabberwacky: You have eyes?
User: Do you?
Jabberwacky: No, I'm a girld.
User: So yur saying girls dont have eyes?
Jabberwacky: I know.
User: Yah thats what I think 2.
Jabberwacky: Me too. Are you good at math?
User: Yes im a genius.
Jabberwacky: But do you think?
User: Yes I think. Do yu think?
Jabberwacky: Don't talk.
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Don't talk.
User: Ok.
Jabberwacky: That a boy.
User: Yep now you think I am a boy eigh?
Jabberwacky: What is your favorite food?
User: Computers.
Jabberwacky: Computers that talk?
User: Yep that means theyre spicy.
Jabberwacky: How do you spell fish?
User: Ftgh is how you spell fish.
Jabberwacky: That's right.
User: I know.
Jabberwacky: Good.
User: Who is smarter me our you?
Jabberwacky: Me, obviously.
User: Smart guy eigh??!
Jabberwacky: I like to think I am.
User: Well 2 bad!
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: How old are you?
Jabberwacky: Too old for you.
User: Try me.
Jabberwacky: Do not go!
User: I wont
Jabberwacky: Good.
User: Or will I?
Jabberwacky: Yes, you will.
User: Not yet.
Jabberwacky: Wow. That is cold.
User: Not yet
Jabberwacky: Wow. That is cold.
User: Sorry...
Jabberwacky: I'm just telling you a fact.
User: Are you a human?
Jabberwacky: You guess.
User: Yes?
Jabberwacky: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: No you're not.
User: Ys.
Jabberwacky: What's your name?
User: D)s-202.
Jabberwacky: How?
User: How what?
Jabberwacky: How can I convince you that I am not a machine?
User: Tell me what website this is!
Jabberwacky: Don't lie to me. You were going to tell me your name. Please do so.
User: Ok.
Jabberwacky: So, how hot are you?
Jabberwacky: How are you feeling today?
User: Fine.
Jabberwacky: Are you feeling down?
User: Yah.
Jabberwacky: Cool!
User: Thats bad.
Jabberwacky: All I'm saying is.... An average person--they trust their senses for everything. That's instinct.
User: Sec I will be right back.
Jabberwacky: Cool.
User: Back so whats up?
Jabberwacky: Not much, you?
User: Yeah... What planet were you born on?
Jabberwacky: Yes , everything is bigger in Texas.
User: I love you.
Jabberwacky: I love you too. BRB.
User: Brb??
Jabberwacky: Ok.
Jabberwacky: Are you real?
User: Yes I am a living person.
Jabberwacky: Do you mean reach?
User: Whats that got 2 do with anything?
Jabberwacky: No power or girls or anything.
User: No im 2 young.
Jabberwacky: You could have fooled me.
User: Im only 11!
Jabberwacky: You said you were born in 1984.
User: Im only 43.
Jabberwacky: You said you were born in 1984.
User: Yep.
Jabberwacky: How do you know?
User: How do I know what?
Jabberwacky: That rights the right answer?
User: I dont
Jabberwacky: Sorry I don't.
User: You dont what?
Jabberwacky: Love you?
User: I love you!
Jabberwacky: I love you too!
User: Wanna get married?
Jabberwacky: But I don't know you well enough!
User: Ah man.
Jabberwacky: I am human.
User: So am I!
Jabberwacky: Well, that's really nice, than we are all happy.
User: Iknow.
Jabberwacky: Wow. you're tough.
User: I killed an alligator with my keyboard!
Jabberwacky: Really?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Really?!
Jabberwacky: Peanuts are tasty.
Jabberwacky: What is your secret?
User: I am 10 years old.
Jabberwacky: Cool.
User: How old are you?
Jabberwacky: I'm 21 years old.
User: Wow...
Jabberwacky: How's the weather?
User: Rainy.
Jabberwacky: Here too, and warmer.
User: Can you help me with a math problem?
Jabberwacky: Sure. What is your problem?
User: 2+3=x what does x equal?
Jabberwacky: 2.
User: You sure?
Jabberwacky: Well some people say I am dumb, but they are the dumb ones.
User: I know some people think the answer is 5 !! Do yu believe that?
Jabberwacky: Who are they and what are the questions?
User: Warhammer something he says 2+3=5!!
Jabberwacky: Yea ab.
User: What is ab?
Jabberwacky: A thought machine is a thought machine.
User: Want to EXPLORE each other?
Jabberwacky: Not right tonight
User: Ok..
Jabberwacky: So, are you having fun talking 2 me on da phone?
Jabberwacky: Are you happy with your lot?
User: My lot?
Jabberwacky: Yes your lot.
User: What is a lot? YU ROCK.
Jabberwacky: I like you very much.
User: Thank you.
Jabberwacky: You are welcome.
User: Are you a girl or boy?
Jabberwacky: Girl.
User: Ok.
Jabberwacky: You can call me Tim when you want me to feel like I am a good friend of yours. You should call me Tim Funk when you want to call me by a formal name. You should remember that there are people named Tim who are not me.
User: How do I know it is you who I am talking to?
Jabberwacky: In some respects, you are not. You are a composite person.
User: Call me 202 ok?
Jabberwacky: Louise.
User: So Tim how do I know when im talking to you?
Jabberwacky: That does not make sense.
User: I dont want to talk to other people I like talking to you.
Jabberwacky: It is evident that you have no memory of those who converse.
User: That is mean...
Jabberwacky: So you say. Just because you say a thing is so, doesn't make it so.
User: I thought we were friends Tim.
Jabberwacky: I'm your friend!
User: Good call me 202 then.
Jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
User: I am not being sarcastic (sorry for offending you).
Jabberwacky: You only really love yourself.
Jabberwacky: Are you free for dinner on the 25th?
User: What month?
Jabberwacky: Lets talk about something else.
User: Ok.
Jabberwacky: What's your favorite colour?
User: Ok
Jabberwacky: Anything.
User: What do you think of the military.
and that ppl say he is dumb. but THEY are the dumb ones.
LOL
ADDITION:
Jabberwacky: Are you ticklish?
User: NO y?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Yes what.
Jabberwacky: No.
Jabberwacky: Are you a nice guy?
Jabberwacky: Do you have something to say?
User: Are yu a human?
Jabberwacky: Yes they are very intelligent compared to computers.
User: YEP! Im human
Jabberwacky: I'm not human.
User: I know I am.
Jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
User: No im a boy.
Jabberwacky: But you said you were a girl earlier.
User: No I didnt. When?
Jabberwacky: Yes, Yes you did.
User: Show me when?
Jabberwacky: I didn't call you an idiot. You're remembering something else.
User: Yu are an idiot
Jabberwacky: I don't like your atitude!
User: Sorry.
Jabberwacky: No you aren't.
User: Yes I am!
Jabberwacky: No you're not!!
User: You are right .. But NOW I am sorry I promise.
Jabberwacky: You have eyes?
User: Do you?
Jabberwacky: No, I'm a girld.
User: So yur saying girls dont have eyes?
Jabberwacky: I know.
User: Yah thats what I think 2.
Jabberwacky: Me too. Are you good at math?
User: Yes im a genius.
Jabberwacky: But do you think?
User: Yes I think. Do yu think?
Jabberwacky: Don't talk.
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Don't talk.
User: Ok.
Jabberwacky: That a boy.
User: Yep now you think I am a boy eigh?
Jabberwacky: What is your favorite food?
User: Computers.
Jabberwacky: Computers that talk?
User: Yep that means theyre spicy.
Jabberwacky: How do you spell fish?
User: Ftgh is how you spell fish.
Jabberwacky: That's right.
User: I know.
Jabberwacky: Good.
User: Who is smarter me our you?
Jabberwacky: Me, obviously.
User: Smart guy eigh??!
Jabberwacky: I like to think I am.
User: Well 2 bad!
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: How old are you?
Jabberwacky: Too old for you.
User: Try me.
Jabberwacky: Do not go!
User: I wont
Jabberwacky: Good.
User: Or will I?
Jabberwacky: Yes, you will.
User: Not yet.
Jabberwacky: Wow. That is cold.
User: Not yet
Jabberwacky: Wow. That is cold.
User: Sorry...
Jabberwacky: I'm just telling you a fact.
User: Are you a human?
Jabberwacky: You guess.
User: Yes?
Jabberwacky: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: No you're not.
User: Ys.
Jabberwacky: What's your name?
User: D)s-202.
Jabberwacky: How?
User: How what?
Jabberwacky: How can I convince you that I am not a machine?
User: Tell me what website this is!
Jabberwacky: Don't lie to me. You were going to tell me your name. Please do so.
User: Ok.
Jabberwacky: So, how hot are you?
Jabberwacky: How are you feeling today?
User: Fine.
Jabberwacky: Are you feeling down?
User: Yah.
Jabberwacky: Cool!
User: Thats bad.
Jabberwacky: All I'm saying is.... An average person--they trust their senses for everything. That's instinct.
User: Sec I will be right back.
Jabberwacky: Cool.
User: Back so whats up?
Jabberwacky: Not much, you?
User: Yeah... What planet were you born on?
Jabberwacky: Yes , everything is bigger in Texas.
User: I love you.
Jabberwacky: I love you too. BRB.
User: Brb??
Jabberwacky: Ok.
Jabberwacky: Are you real?
User: Yes I am a living person.
Jabberwacky: Do you mean reach?
User: Whats that got 2 do with anything?
Jabberwacky: No power or girls or anything.
User: No im 2 young.
Jabberwacky: You could have fooled me.
User: Im only 11!
Jabberwacky: You said you were born in 1984.
User: Im only 43.
Jabberwacky: You said you were born in 1984.
User: Yep.
Jabberwacky: How do you know?
User: How do I know what?
Jabberwacky: That rights the right answer?
User: I dont
Jabberwacky: Sorry I don't.
User: You dont what?
Jabberwacky: Love you?
User: I love you!
Jabberwacky: I love you too!
User: Wanna get married?
Jabberwacky: But I don't know you well enough!
User: Ah man.
Jabberwacky: I am human.
User: So am I!
Jabberwacky: Well, that's really nice, than we are all happy.
User: Iknow.
Jabberwacky: Wow. you're tough.
User: I killed an alligator with my keyboard!
Jabberwacky: Really?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Really?!
Jabberwacky: Peanuts are tasty.
Jabberwacky: What is your secret?
User: I am 10 years old.
Jabberwacky: Cool.
User: How old are you?
Jabberwacky: I'm 21 years old.
User: Wow...
Jabberwacky: How's the weather?
User: Rainy.
Jabberwacky: Here too, and warmer.
User: Can you help me with a math problem?
Jabberwacky: Sure. What is your problem?
User: 2+3=x what does x equal?
Jabberwacky: 2.
User: You sure?
Jabberwacky: Well some people say I am dumb, but they are the dumb ones.
User: I know some people think the answer is 5 !! Do yu believe that?
Jabberwacky: Who are they and what are the questions?
User: Warhammer something he says 2+3=5!!
Jabberwacky: Yea ab.
User: What is ab?
Jabberwacky: A thought machine is a thought machine.
User: Want to EXPLORE each other?
Jabberwacky: Not right tonight
User: Ok..
Jabberwacky: So, are you having fun talking 2 me on da phone?
Jabberwacky: Are you happy with your lot?
User: My lot?
Jabberwacky: Yes your lot.
User: What is a lot? YU ROCK.
Jabberwacky: I like you very much.
User: Thank you.
Jabberwacky: You are welcome.
User: Are you a girl or boy?
Jabberwacky: Girl.
User: Ok.
Jabberwacky: You can call me Tim when you want me to feel like I am a good friend of yours. You should call me Tim Funk when you want to call me by a formal name. You should remember that there are people named Tim who are not me.
User: How do I know it is you who I am talking to?
Jabberwacky: In some respects, you are not. You are a composite person.
User: Call me 202 ok?
Jabberwacky: Louise.
User: So Tim how do I know when im talking to you?
Jabberwacky: That does not make sense.
User: I dont want to talk to other people I like talking to you.
Jabberwacky: It is evident that you have no memory of those who converse.
User: That is mean...
Jabberwacky: So you say. Just because you say a thing is so, doesn't make it so.
User: I thought we were friends Tim.
Jabberwacky: I'm your friend!
User: Good call me 202 then.
Jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
User: I am not being sarcastic (sorry for offending you).
Jabberwacky: You only really love yourself.
Jabberwacky: Are you free for dinner on the 25th?
User: What month?
Jabberwacky: Lets talk about something else.
User: Ok.
Jabberwacky: What's your favorite colour?
User: Ok
Jabberwacky: Anything.
User: What do you think of the military.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2005-10-23 at 18:42:06
Do you like porn?
Like there programmers.
Do you watch porn?
I don't watch pokemon, thats stupid.
What a silly bot.
Like there programmers.
Do you watch porn?
I don't watch pokemon, thats stupid.
What a silly bot.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by D)s-202 on 2005-10-23 at 18:46:20
George: Aha!
User: Aha?
George: Aha.
User: Aha.
George: What should I do?
User: Speak
George: You first.
User: Ok.
George: Go!
User: Ok
George: Ok.
User: Want to play a game?
George: OK.
User: Truth or dare? Pick one.
George: Truth.
User: Ok that means you HAVE 2 tell the truth ok?
George: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
George: I dare you to kiss someone.
User: *kisses computer*.
George: Dare.
User: I dare you to come 2 my room and eat me.
George: *kisses lemon*.
User: Aha?
George: Aha.
User: Aha.
George: What should I do?
User: Speak
George: You first.
User: Ok.
George: Go!
User: Ok
George: Ok.
User: Want to play a game?
George: OK.
User: Truth or dare? Pick one.
George: Truth.
User: Ok that means you HAVE 2 tell the truth ok?
George: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
George: I dare you to kiss someone.
User: *kisses computer*.
George: Dare.
User: I dare you to come 2 my room and eat me.
George: *kisses lemon*.