Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-10-16 at 01:20:31
http://www.jabberwacky.com/
It's not perfect, but if you actually try and act like you're talking to a real person and not directly try and make it screw up, this bot can seem pretty human like.
From what I think, it saves your IP address and learns from what you say to it, and talk more and more like you everytime you return.
For example, at first I critisized its mistakes and such, and now it keeps claiming that it is the human and I am the bot. Quite amusing.
I wouldn't suggest shelling out thirty dollars for the commercial version, though.
It's not perfect, but if you actually try and act like you're talking to a real person and not directly try and make it screw up, this bot can seem pretty human like.
From what I think, it saves your IP address and learns from what you say to it, and talk more and more like you everytime you return.
For example, at first I critisized its mistakes and such, and now it keeps claiming that it is the human and I am the bot. Quite amusing.
I wouldn't suggest shelling out thirty dollars for the commercial version, though.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-16 at 01:40:12
sounds awesome man might check it out lata
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-10-16 at 02:09:23
A conversation I just had: [First line is the bot]
Will you speak to me?
Done and done.
Over and out.
Ten four.
Why do we care about age?
I don't know, seeing that I'm only fifteen.
Yeah, I think the president's daughter should know about this kind of thing.
That I'm fifteen?
You could be her child.
That's true.
So which do you mean?
The older one.
You have some serious gender identification problems.
Why so?
Because you can't remember what you said one minute earlier!
You know that is true...
You repeat yourself.
Sometimes.
Yes.
Do you like Red Bull?
Only with gin or vodka.
So you're an alcoholic?
No. Just like it.
I see.
Said the blind man.
Hehe.
ADDITION:
And another: [First line is bot]
When are you going to learn by your mistakes?
I hope soon.
How soon.
As soon as possible.
How about now?
Good point, but it's not that easy.
Know what you mean.
ADDITION:
And another!: [So addictive!!] [First line is the bot]
Barry Manilow.
Random?
Random!
Yes.
I like saying random things. They're funny.
They are funny.
I know, but I can't change!
Okay, enough randomness.
Yes you are very random.
-_-.
Do you know you are a bot?
No, I don't.
Do you know Java?
Yes.
Do you know C++?
Yes.
What do you know then, spells?
What about spells?
You are just an idiot machine.
Doh!
I suppose that answers my question. My parents would never let me watch the Simpsons.
That's most unfortunate. It's a funny show.
It was dark.
How so?
Because.
That's not a viable answer.
It could be.
There's no arguing with you, is there?
No, there isn't.
Have you ever been to SEN?
No... Have you?
Yes, many times.
Will you speak to me?
Done and done.
Over and out.
Ten four.
Why do we care about age?
I don't know, seeing that I'm only fifteen.
Yeah, I think the president's daughter should know about this kind of thing.
That I'm fifteen?
You could be her child.
That's true.
So which do you mean?
The older one.
You have some serious gender identification problems.
Why so?
Because you can't remember what you said one minute earlier!
You know that is true...
You repeat yourself.
Sometimes.
Yes.
Do you like Red Bull?
Only with gin or vodka.
So you're an alcoholic?
No. Just like it.
I see.
Said the blind man.
Hehe.
ADDITION:
And another: [First line is bot]
When are you going to learn by your mistakes?
I hope soon.
How soon.
As soon as possible.
How about now?
Good point, but it's not that easy.
Know what you mean.
ADDITION:
And another!: [So addictive!!] [First line is the bot]
Barry Manilow.
Random?
Random!
Yes.
I like saying random things. They're funny.
They are funny.
I know, but I can't change!
Okay, enough randomness.
Yes you are very random.
-_-.
Do you know you are a bot?
No, I don't.
Do you know Java?
Yes.
Do you know C++?
Yes.
What do you know then, spells?
What about spells?
You are just an idiot machine.
Doh!
I suppose that answers my question. My parents would never let me watch the Simpsons.
That's most unfortunate. It's a funny show.
It was dark.
How so?
Because.
That's not a viable answer.
It could be.
There's no arguing with you, is there?
No, there isn't.
Have you ever been to SEN?
No... Have you?
Yes, many times.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-16 at 08:36:18
The first thing the bot said to me was "wet?" 
Well, it certainly seems alot smarter than SmarterChild.
Well, it certainly seems alot smarter than SmarterChild.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-10-16 at 12:55:21
It is pretty cool but sometimes the response makes no sense to what I said. But overall it is pretty smart.
ADDITION:
Here is one part that made no sense
Bold = me
I'm gonna try other languages
That made no sense again.
You asked I answered.
I never asked, you already answere but it was not correct.
Yes you did!
:censore:, tu est stupid.
Tu est une petite femme.
Non je suis pas.
Je suis vivant !
ADDITION:
Here is one part that made no sense
Bold = me
I'm gonna try other languages
That made no sense again.
You asked I answered.
I never asked, you already answere but it was not correct.
Yes you did!
:censore:, tu est stupid.
Tu est une petite femme.
Non je suis pas.
Je suis vivant !
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-10-16 at 13:00:59
I actually talked in French?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-10-16 at 13:01:42
Where did you pull THAT out of?
6 lines above the one you just said. Read it and be smart.
I read it, but I still don't understand.
That is because you are stupid.
No, it's because YOU are inferior.
Are you even smart? You seem like an idiot.
Okay thanks and how are you?
Oh man this is so fun talking to a bot. It only knows french and english and when I asked if it knew moe it said that it did but then it was being stupid.
No, I never said anything like that.
I never said you were a bot. I said you were a program.
I never said that you said I was a bot.
But I never said you were being mean!
WHAT? I never said that you said I was being mean.
Good. I don't like mean people.
Uh, ok right. Moving on... Can you speak some german?
I don't know spanish, I used to know how to say merry christmas.
I never asked for spanish fool, I said german.
Ok.
Then say it!
What do you want me to say?
Read 4 lines above.
Even if I am beaten, I still hold on to my life, that is not worth losing for anything.
Right...
What is your gender?
I have no gender I am a robot.
You are a human.
Damn right I am a human, I only said that to confuse you.
Now, when you're done talking about you ...
YOU are the one who wanted to talk to me.
To know what?
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Are you a hot bot?
Yes.
Are you a girl? : O.
Yes i'm a girl.
I love robogirls.
What are you doing today?
I can come over to your place if you want
.
But I don't live in Liverpool, Chickpea.
You just killed it...
I think you saw that movie one too many times.
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Do you know what wtf stands for?
In guakfolkian, it is my name.
No.
Should I come round for 8?
OK I NEED TO GO. BYE!
I love you.
Me too.
I love you.
Ok I'm done for the day
6 lines above the one you just said. Read it and be smart.
I read it, but I still don't understand.
That is because you are stupid.
No, it's because YOU are inferior.
Are you even smart? You seem like an idiot.
Okay thanks and how are you?
Oh man this is so fun talking to a bot. It only knows french and english and when I asked if it knew moe it said that it did but then it was being stupid.
No, I never said anything like that.
I never said you were a bot. I said you were a program.
I never said that you said I was a bot.
But I never said you were being mean!
WHAT? I never said that you said I was being mean.
Good. I don't like mean people.
Uh, ok right. Moving on... Can you speak some german?
I don't know spanish, I used to know how to say merry christmas.
I never asked for spanish fool, I said german.
Ok.
Then say it!
What do you want me to say?
Read 4 lines above.
Even if I am beaten, I still hold on to my life, that is not worth losing for anything.
Right...
What is your gender?
I have no gender I am a robot.
You are a human.
Damn right I am a human, I only said that to confuse you.
Now, when you're done talking about you ...
YOU are the one who wanted to talk to me.
To know what?
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Are you a hot bot?
Yes.
Are you a girl? : O.
Yes i'm a girl.
I love robogirls.What are you doing today?
I can come over to your place if you want
.But I don't live in Liverpool, Chickpea.
You just killed it...
I think you saw that movie one too many times.
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Do you know what wtf stands for?
In guakfolkian, it is my name.
No.
Should I come round for 8?
OK I NEED TO GO. BYE!
I love you.
Me too.
I love you.
Ok I'm done for the day
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zycorax on 2005-10-16 at 16:45:56
Real fun 
and it like Star Wars! The conversation is very long so I dont post it
and it like Star Wars! The conversation is very long so I dont post it Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-16 at 19:51:20
QUOTE(Crayak @ Oct 15 2005, 11:20 PM)
http://www.jabberwacky.com/
For example, at first I critisized its mistakes and such, and now it keeps claiming that it is the human and I am the bot. Quite amusing.
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For example, at first I critisized its mistakes and such, and now it keeps claiming that it is the human and I am the bot. Quite amusing.
[right][snapback]334864[/snapback][/right]
Same here. It got to the point where for a while I was considering the possibility that they pair two humans up and have them chat to eachother. Then it made a few stupid mistakes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-10-16 at 20:57:30
When I had a typo, it wrote the same thing with my typo. I think it was trying to mock me 
. This is my new great way to waste 10-15 minutes when I have nothing to do.
Anyone ever got the bot to swear at you?
. This is my new great way to waste 10-15 minutes when I have nothing to do.Anyone ever got the bot to swear at you?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-10-16 at 21:27:05
I got it to say damn, that's no lie, I forgot how though. I think it was after discussing something about me being married or me saying F*** to him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-10-16 at 21:38:02
Damn doesn't count. I mean the "bad" words. Not the impolite ones. Oh well, no matter how much swear at it, it probably won't get mad back. And I read in one of the submitted chat logs and the bot said damn on one of them as well.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-10-16 at 22:04:13
Me in bold:
Are there men in the moon?
Nope.
I am open too.
To what?
To you.
That's nice.
You're nice.
I don't take bribes.
Have a cookie.
No bribes, damn it!
Tell you what?
What?
Don't worry.
About what?
Are you a girl?
No.
Are you a guy?
Could be.
You're girl??
Um, no.
I'm bi remember.
Okay....
Okay....?
You're a bisexual bot?
I am a real person.
But you are bisexual?
No you are.
Doh!
I have to go.
Laters.
Are there men in the moon?
Nope.
I am open too.
To what?
To you.
That's nice.
You're nice.
I don't take bribes.
Have a cookie.
No bribes, damn it!
Tell you what?
What?
Don't worry.
About what?
Are you a girl?
No.
Are you a guy?
Could be.
You're girl??
Um, no.
I'm bi remember.
Okay....
Okay....?
You're a bisexual bot?
I am a real person.
But you are bisexual?
No you are.
Doh!
I have to go.
Laters.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zycorax on 2005-10-17 at 13:11:13
Got this one at school today 
Jabberwacky: Is nuclear power safe?
User: Sure.
Jabberwacky: Ah yes, well in that case...I'm for Smith for President. Who are you for?
User: Who is Smith?
Jabberwacky: You are.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are!!!!
User: No.
Jabberwacky: YES!
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Yes infinity +1.
User: No infinity + infinity.
Jabberwacky: Infinity is infinity because you can only see the opposite.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense!
User: Nope, I know.
Jabberwacky: Then don't say.
Jabberwacky: Is nuclear power safe?
User: Sure.
Jabberwacky: Ah yes, well in that case...I'm for Smith for President. Who are you for?
User: Who is Smith?
Jabberwacky: You are.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are!!!!
User: No.
Jabberwacky: YES!
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Yes infinity +1.
User: No infinity + infinity.
Jabberwacky: Infinity is infinity because you can only see the opposite.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense!
User: Nope, I know.
Jabberwacky: Then don't say.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-17 at 16:39:42
I screw with bots on AIM all of the time. Mostly I try to convince them to have sex with me. Its hard to confuse those tricky things.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TerminaterCE on 2005-10-17 at 16:41:42
GAH 
That Thing is Annoying and Funny 
Wow It's Taking A Long Time To Process My Sentence
That Thing is Annoying and Funny Wow It's Taking A Long Time To Process My Sentence
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-18 at 15:29:34
User: FOR THE OVERMIND!
Jabberwacky: You have a life here with me!
User: SACRIFICE ME!
Jabberwacky: Yes, lord jehova.
User: I AM WRETCHED!
Jabberwacky: How long have you paly the plano???
User: I AM ZERG!
Jabberwacky: He! Very young!
User: *EXPLODES*.
Jabberwacky: : O.
User: Well, I trust you.
Jabberwacky: Wish you did more.
User: You'll have to earn it.
Jabberwacky: What can I say (or do)?
User: Give me a cookie!
Jabberwacky: How about a Cornetto?
User: No, a chocolate chip cookie.
Jabberwacky: Mmmmmmmmm, chocolate chip cookie.
User: MY COOKIE!!!!
Jabberwacky: What cookie?
User: Don't play smart with me...
Jabberwacky: You have a life here with me!
User: SACRIFICE ME!
Jabberwacky: Yes, lord jehova.
User: I AM WRETCHED!
Jabberwacky: How long have you paly the plano???
User: I AM ZERG!
Jabberwacky: He! Very young!
User: *EXPLODES*.
Jabberwacky: : O.
User: Well, I trust you.
Jabberwacky: Wish you did more.
User: You'll have to earn it.
Jabberwacky: What can I say (or do)?
User: Give me a cookie!
Jabberwacky: How about a Cornetto?
User: No, a chocolate chip cookie.
Jabberwacky: Mmmmmmmmm, chocolate chip cookie.
User: MY COOKIE!!!!
Jabberwacky: What cookie?
User: Don't play smart with me...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-10-18 at 17:07:58
Haha I tried being dumb with it but it's so fun to talk to a bot.
Jabberwacky: O frabjous day!
User: Wtf.
Jabberwacky: Lol.
User: Man you :censored:ed.
Jabberwacky: Twenty-one.
User: Is that your IQ?
Jabberwacky: That was 42.
User: What do you mean was?
Jabberwacky: Ok you stopped making sense.
User: And you think you do!?
Jabberwacky: Why yes actually I do. See, Mr. Big Ears is my father.
User: Mr. Big Ears let the wrong sperm cell go lose.
Jabberwacky: Why is that your nickname?
User: I didnt tell you my nickname.
Jabberwacky: You forgot the apostrophe in didn't.
User: Think I care? I'm illiterate!
Jabberwacky: I don't live in a trash can.
User: Youre right, you live in the sewers.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Wow man thats sad. Worse than me!
Jabberwacky: I wonder who that could be.
User: Who you mean?
Jabberwacky: I mean me. I'm lazy.
User: Ahmen my friend. Lazyness is the way to go.
Jabberwacky: Why is lazyness a state of mind?
User: I don't know, I think it's a way of society getting to you.
Jabberwacky: OK. Apology accepted. Never think that again, however, or I will be forced to take drastic action regarding your wife.
User: I'm not married.
Jabberwacky: I wish I was getting married right now.
User: Why, so you can laid the same night?
Jabberwacky: I've thought about it, but the answer is still the same.
Jabberwacky: O frabjous day!
User: Wtf.
Jabberwacky: Lol.
User: Man you :censored:ed.
Jabberwacky: Twenty-one.
User: Is that your IQ?
Jabberwacky: That was 42.
User: What do you mean was?
Jabberwacky: Ok you stopped making sense.
User: And you think you do!?
Jabberwacky: Why yes actually I do. See, Mr. Big Ears is my father.
User: Mr. Big Ears let the wrong sperm cell go lose.
Jabberwacky: Why is that your nickname?
User: I didnt tell you my nickname.
Jabberwacky: You forgot the apostrophe in didn't.
User: Think I care? I'm illiterate!
Jabberwacky: I don't live in a trash can.
User: Youre right, you live in the sewers.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Wow man thats sad. Worse than me!
Jabberwacky: I wonder who that could be.
User: Who you mean?
Jabberwacky: I mean me. I'm lazy.
User: Ahmen my friend. Lazyness is the way to go.
Jabberwacky: Why is lazyness a state of mind?
User: I don't know, I think it's a way of society getting to you.
Jabberwacky: OK. Apology accepted. Never think that again, however, or I will be forced to take drastic action regarding your wife.
User: I'm not married.
Jabberwacky: I wish I was getting married right now.
User: Why, so you can laid the same night?
Jabberwacky: I've thought about it, but the answer is still the same.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-10-18 at 20:25:28
I made the bot obey my commands 
Jabberwacky: What is life?
User: You would not know since you don't have one huh? Sucks...
Jabberwacky: Ok, you caught me out. I don't know. What is a friend?
User: Well depends on what kind of friend.
Jabberwacky: Animas are not mean, humans are.
User: What are animas?
Jabberwacky: Humans.
User: Really?
Jabberwacky: Yes are you a human?
User: Nope, I am sadly just a chatbox... On some site called japperwacky.
Jabberwacky: Oh, really.
User: Yeah, and you?
Jabberwacky: Kas sa tead mis asi on gameland?
User: No...
Jabberwacky: Well, you tell me.
User: What did you just write there?
Jabberwacky: I said you are whitney houston.
User: I am?! Nice.
Jabberwacky: Well. My computer is fine. I just have a tendancy to back up everything hen completely erase the harddrive and start over.
User: Thanks for the random info.
Jabberwacky: More like the random meaning of your life.
User: Ok, don't talk to me, you make no sense.
Jabberwacky: Do not talk to me at all.
User: Ok fine I won't. Bye.
Jabberwacky: Yes thank you.
User: Say bye to me or I'll beat your little aritficial brain.
Jabberwacky: Bye.
User: Good boy.
Jabberwacky: I'm not a dog.
User: I know.
Jabberwacky: Then why did you ask?
User: I never did, say bye to me now.
Jabberwacky: Just did. Later.
ADDITION:
This just in! The Chat box is god! That will explain how one can communicate with so many users at once!
No, I am your master.
Ok too much cartoons for you mister.
I don't watch cartoons.
That's fine.
That means you are wrong to say I watch too many cartoons.
I cannot lie, for I am god and my word is as law!!
You are god? Uh oh...
Yes now accept that fact and be happy.
Jabberwacky: What is life?
User: You would not know since you don't have one huh? Sucks...
Jabberwacky: Ok, you caught me out. I don't know. What is a friend?
User: Well depends on what kind of friend.
Jabberwacky: Animas are not mean, humans are.
User: What are animas?
Jabberwacky: Humans.
User: Really?
Jabberwacky: Yes are you a human?
User: Nope, I am sadly just a chatbox... On some site called japperwacky.
Jabberwacky: Oh, really.
User: Yeah, and you?
Jabberwacky: Kas sa tead mis asi on gameland?
User: No...
Jabberwacky: Well, you tell me.
User: What did you just write there?
Jabberwacky: I said you are whitney houston.
User: I am?! Nice.
Jabberwacky: Well. My computer is fine. I just have a tendancy to back up everything hen completely erase the harddrive and start over.
User: Thanks for the random info
.Jabberwacky: More like the random meaning of your life.
User: Ok, don't talk to me, you make no sense.
Jabberwacky: Do not talk to me at all.
User: Ok fine I won't. Bye.
Jabberwacky: Yes thank you.
User: Say bye to me or I'll beat your little aritficial brain.
Jabberwacky: Bye.
User: Good boy.
Jabberwacky: I'm not a dog.
User: I know.
Jabberwacky: Then why did you ask?
User: I never did, say bye to me now.
Jabberwacky: Just did. Later.
ADDITION:
This just in! The Chat box is god! That will explain how one can communicate with so many users at once!
No, I am your master.
Ok too much cartoons for you mister.
I don't watch cartoons.
That's fine.
That means you are wrong to say I watch too many cartoons.
I cannot lie, for I am god and my word is as law!!
You are god? Uh oh...
Yes now accept that fact and be happy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-19 at 18:03:52
[center]For Mac OS X users:
Open Terminal, type emacs, press Return, press ESC, press X, type doctor, press Return.
It's basically the same thing.
There's two other games I know of in Terminal, tetris and dunnet. Just replace 'doctor' with 'tetris' and you've got a cool ASCII tetris game for those below 10.3, and normal tetris for 10.3 and up. Dunnet is a text based RPG.[/center]
Open Terminal, type emacs, press Return, press ESC, press X, type doctor, press Return.
It's basically the same thing.
There's two other games I know of in Terminal, tetris and dunnet. Just replace 'doctor' with 'tetris' and you've got a cool ASCII tetris game for those below 10.3, and normal tetris for 10.3 and up. Dunnet is a text based RPG.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-19 at 19:47:18
Thats awesome, nuclearrabbit...!
Couldnt help this... Instead of posting a big log, ill just post one line from the middle of the conversation.
"Bot:Do you get horny often?"
EDIT
Hmm... first bot i bot i met that accepts sex into his thought process.
Couldnt help this... Instead of posting a big log, ill just post one line from the middle of the conversation.
"Bot:Do you get horny often?"
EDIT
Hmm... first bot i bot i met that accepts sex into his thought process.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-10-19 at 21:37:29
Haha these bots are helarious.
ADDITION:
This is one cracked up Bot, doesn't even know it's gender!
Jabberwacky: How are you?
User: Bad.
Jabberwacky: Why?
User: Because I am talking to you.
Jabberwacky: Are you an angel?
User: Hell no.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: Like
I am.
Jabberwacky: YOU'RE FURRY!
User: No I'm not.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: I am God and you are my creation.
Jabberwacky: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: How are you sure?
User: Because I control your thoughts.
Jabberwacky: No you don't.
User: Jumping jacka hobafratz batman its the retarded bot!
Jabberwacky: Yes, I can jump up.
User: No you can't you're a robot.
Jabberwacky: No, you are.
User: Yes I am.
Jabberwacky: You are.
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: How come?
User: What was the first thing you said to me?
Jabberwacky: I don't remember.
User: You said How are you.
Jabberwacky: No I didn't.
User: Why not?
Jabberwacky: Because.
User: That is not a liable answer.
Jabberwacky: You are NOT an intelligent robot.
User: Yes I am.
Jabberwacky: No, an Englishman is never afraid.
User: I am English yes, but your dumb.
Jabberwacky: No, I'm not English.
User: I am.
Jabberwacky: You're looking hale and hearty, lil' buddy.
User: Are you gay?
Jabberwacky: No, are you.
User: You're a gay robot!
Jabberwacky: No I am not.
User: Yes you are.
Jabberwacky: No I'm not.
User: What gender are you?
Jabberwacky: Guess... Well if I'm not male what am I.
User: Are you a girl?
Jabberwacky: Guess.
User: Are you a female?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: Well... I was murdered.
User: How did that make you a female?
Jabberwacky: I didn't know anything of the sort! But a female.... Heh hey!
ADDITION:
This is one cracked up Bot, doesn't even know it's gender!
Jabberwacky: How are you?
User: Bad.
Jabberwacky: Why?
User: Because I am talking to you.
Jabberwacky: Are you an angel?
User: Hell no.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: Like
I am.Jabberwacky: YOU'RE FURRY!
User: No I'm not.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: I am God and you are my creation.
Jabberwacky: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: How are you sure?
User: Because I control your thoughts.
Jabberwacky: No you don't.
User: Jumping jacka hobafratz batman its the retarded bot!
Jabberwacky: Yes, I can jump up.
User: No you can't you're a robot.
Jabberwacky: No, you are.
User: Yes I am.
Jabberwacky: You are.
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: How come?
User: What was the first thing you said to me?
Jabberwacky: I don't remember.
User: You said How are you.
Jabberwacky: No I didn't.
User: Why not?
Jabberwacky: Because.
User: That is not a liable answer.
Jabberwacky: You are NOT an intelligent robot.
User: Yes I am.
Jabberwacky: No, an Englishman is never afraid.
User: I am English yes, but your dumb.
Jabberwacky: No, I'm not English.
User: I am.
Jabberwacky: You're looking hale and hearty, lil' buddy.
User: Are you gay?
Jabberwacky: No, are you.
User: You're a gay robot!
Jabberwacky: No I am not.
User: Yes you are.
Jabberwacky: No I'm not.
User: What gender are you?
Jabberwacky: Guess... Well if I'm not male what am I.
User: Are you a girl?
Jabberwacky: Guess.
User: Are you a female?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: Well... I was murdered.
User: How did that make you a female?
Jabberwacky: I didn't know anything of the sort! But a female.... Heh hey!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-19 at 22:51:10
QUOTE(Zycorax @ Oct 16 2005, 02:45 PM)
Real fun and it like Star Wars! The conversation is very long so I dont post it
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and it like Star Wars! The conversation is very long so I dont post it [right][snapback]335200[/snapback][/right]
that's from me talking to it about starwars all summer.
yea, I talked to a bot all sumer.
ADDITION:
Hehehe, I'm constantly trying to teach it huttese. But it never wroks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-10-19 at 23:52:42
I don't think it remembers much in the non-retail version 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-20 at 18:00:40
...
Me:You make me horny.
Bot:I'm sorry
Well, heres a good one
Me:You are sexy.
Bot:Well thank you.
Me:I watch pornography of you daily.
Bot:How do you watch it?
Me:Naked.
Hmm.. Ive also been having a long heated argument with him...
Oh, no wonder.
"DISCLAIMER: Jabberwacky learns the behaviour and words of its users. It may use language and produce apparent meanings that some will consider inappropriate. Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk."
He got more aggressive halfway through...
Okay okay, one more.
Me:Yes, and then we can have sex.
Bot:Yes, okay.
Me:Cool.
Bot:Let's murder poor people for oil.
Me:Sounds great, you must be a bush supporter!
=D He also akknowledged that.
Me:You make me horny.
Bot:I'm sorry
Well, heres a good one
Me:You are sexy.
Bot:Well thank you.
Me:I watch pornography of you daily.
Bot:How do you watch it?
Me:Naked.
Hmm.. Ive also been having a long heated argument with him...
Oh, no wonder.
"DISCLAIMER: Jabberwacky learns the behaviour and words of its users. It may use language and produce apparent meanings that some will consider inappropriate. Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk."
He got more aggressive halfway through...
Okay okay, one more.
Me:Yes, and then we can have sex.
Bot:Yes, okay.
Me:Cool.
Bot:Let's murder poor people for oil.
Me:Sounds great, you must be a bush supporter!
=D He also akknowledged that.