Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-10-19 at 21:06:04
A telemarketer called me about some house price crap in your area. Convo:
T: (something about house prices in your area)
M: (In perfect English) Sorry I dont speak english
T: (Its a female telemarketer but it doesnt matter) But you're speaking perfect english
M: (Once again in perfect english) Sorry I dont understand you, I dont speak english
Went on a bit more like this.
She sent me a card! Thought I was very funny. WAIT! I just relised, she SENT me a card. Not only do they have my phone number, they have my address! AHHHH!
T: (something about house prices in your area)
M: (In perfect English) Sorry I dont speak english
T: (Its a female telemarketer but it doesnt matter) But you're speaking perfect english
M: (Once again in perfect english) Sorry I dont understand you, I dont speak english
Went on a bit more like this.
She sent me a card! Thought I was very funny. WAIT! I just relised, she SENT me a card. Not only do they have my phone number, they have my address! AHHHH!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-10-19 at 21:18:49
T:Hello, are you interested in-
Me: Sorry, but I'm too ducky to think right now. I'm looking for myself. He's over here. Are you a penguin? I'm a penguin. I'm 87 years old. I like ducks. Curtains are funny with pudding. Taste good does cake. Pie or cake? Methinks pie. Pie is fun. Like driving. Death by speaking too loudly is a terminal disease. I like motorcycle puddings. Do you like food?
T:Ummmm
Me: Excuse me, that was my soul again. I'm going to have to catch it. I have to keep it here, at least until Satan arrives to buy it off.
*Hangs up.
Me: Sorry, but I'm too ducky to think right now. I'm looking for myself. He's over here. Are you a penguin? I'm a penguin. I'm 87 years old. I like ducks. Curtains are funny with pudding. Taste good does cake. Pie or cake? Methinks pie. Pie is fun. Like driving. Death by speaking too loudly is a terminal disease. I like motorcycle puddings. Do you like food?
T:Ummmm
Me: Excuse me, that was my soul again. I'm going to have to catch it. I have to keep it here, at least until Satan arrives to buy it off.
*Hangs up.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2005-10-20 at 14:43:10
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Oct 19 2005, 07:43 PM)
I doubt it, but whatever you say.
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That's only when my parents aren't home and I'm free to do whatever I want. If they are home, I just say that they aren't home to the telemarketor.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-10-20 at 17:15:58
I wish I was good at improv 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-10-20 at 17:16:39
T: Hello sir, may I have a moment of your time?
Me: Yeah, sure. But wait hang on. My cat's on fire.
T: Huh?
Me: My cat's on fire. You know how it is. Be right back.
*Never comes back
And another one:
T: Hello, I'm with the <some guy who's running for some office> campaign, could you answer a quick survey?
Me: Um, I'm kind of busy right now. You see, the sky is falling and I need to go catch it.
*Click
Me: Yeah, sure. But wait hang on. My cat's on fire.
T: Huh?
Me: My cat's on fire. You know how it is. Be right back.
*Never comes back
And another one:
T: Hello, I'm with the <some guy who's running for some office> campaign, could you answer a quick survey?
Me: Um, I'm kind of busy right now. You see, the sky is falling and I need to go catch it.
*Click
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Jordan on 2005-10-20 at 17:30:18
<T> Hello, you've been selected to win a trip to California!
<Me> Yay! What do I win?!
<T> A trip to California!
<Me> Where in Florida?!
<T> Sir, please stop acting funny.
<Me> Me, funny.. *Chuckles* Bite me!
<T> Sir.. stop.
<Me> STOP WHAT? OWNING YOU?!
<Me> Yay! What do I win?!
<T> A trip to California!
<Me> Where in Florida?!
<T> Sir, please stop acting funny.
<Me> Me, funny.. *Chuckles* Bite me!
<T> Sir.. stop.
<Me> STOP WHAT? OWNING YOU?!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-20 at 17:53:06
QUOTE(Crayak @ Oct 20 2005, 05:16 PM)
T: Hello sir, may I have a moment of your time?
Me: Yeah, sure. But wait hang on. My cat's on fire.
T: Huh?
Me: My cat's on fire. You know how it is. Be right back.
*Never comes back
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Me: Yeah, sure. But wait hang on. My cat's on fire.
T: Huh?
Me: My cat's on fire. You know how it is. Be right back.
*Never comes back
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Thats the best one Ive ever heard!!