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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-10-24 at 16:02:57
Nah, the fetus one was all mine.
Well, all my friend's. tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2005-10-24 at 18:12:52
QUOTE
Q. why was 6 afraid of 7

A. Because 7 8 9


No, because 7 8 9 AND 10!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-25 at 22:15:26
What did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-10-25 at 22:20:57
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it felt like it!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-26 at 05:22:25
[center]Why did nuclearrabbit cross the road?
He was being chased by a very large, penguin like geography teacher.

You'll never get it, but it's hilarious.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-26 at 21:44:40
If Lincoln were Italian what would he have named his infamous speech?

Give up?

The Spaghetti's Burg Address!
ROFLMAO!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-27 at 17:17:29
I take offense to that. Being the michaelagelo I am and all.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-10-27 at 17:58:42
You know that old saying, some look at the world as if it's half full, while others as half empty? Well, the Irish say 'You gonna drink that?'
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2005-10-27 at 18:16:26
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

All the animals met together at Pride rock, who wasn't there?
The giraffe, he was still in the refrigerator.

There is an alligator infested river, how do you cross it?
Walk across it, the alligators are at the meeting.

ADDITION:
What is the DNA?
The National Dyslexic Association.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-10-27 at 18:22:01
QUOTE(Kow @ Oct 27 2005, 04:58 PM)
You know that old saying, some look at the world as if it's half full, while others as half empty? Well, the Irish say 'You gonna drink that?'
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mabey cuz every1s always making fun of the irish...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-27 at 19:28:59
QUOTE(glytchur @ Oct 27 2005, 06:22 PM)
mabey cuz every1s always making fun of the irish...
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True that! Humans like to feel superior...
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