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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-10-21 at 21:55:38

Don't google them just tell the ones you know.

Q: What train does the pirate take?
A: The Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Q: Why won't the seaguls go to the bay?
A: Because then they would be bay-guls!

I know more just don't want to post them all.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-21 at 21:58:13

Customer- Does this piano have a guarantee?
Seller Dude- Yes, I guarantee its a piano!!

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Person1-What are you doing with that rope?
Person2-Im committing suicide.
Person1-Then why is it around your stomache?
Person2-Because i couldnt breathe when it was around my neck.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-10-21 at 23:49:20

Guy 1: Knock knock
Guy 2: Knock Knock rhymes with Lock Lock?
Guy 1: Indeedio.
Guy 2: Good, too many of these pointless topics which can easily be googled in free time :o!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-10-21 at 23:55:33

Q. why was 6 afraid of 7

A. Because 7 8 9

Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2005-10-22 at 10:51:14

QUOTE(mr.ex @ Oct 21 2005, 10:55 PM)

Q. why was 6 afraid of 7

A. Because 7 8 9
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That's uber old.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-10-22 at 11:12:03

some of these jokes were actually pretty good surprisingly...

and corny

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Jordan on 2005-10-22 at 11:20:46

Out loud, not on the computer, not in your head say it out loud.

Say I love Doc Oc.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-10-22 at 11:56:29

What did the Pirate say when asked why he had a steering wheel in his pants?
-ARRGH, It drives me nuts.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-22 at 12:50:17

LOL! Thats so lame!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-10-22 at 13:12:52

LOL Slayer, Sooo funny

Report, edit, etc...Posted by T3mplaR on 2005-10-22 at 15:20:30

Micky Mouse and minnie mouse are in divorce court...

JUDGE: So you say your wife has been really crazy

MICKEY: No I said shes F'ing Goofy!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-10-22 at 16:19:34

Knock knock
Who's there?
Aborted fetus on the floor
Aborted fetus on the floor who?
Eww you sicktard, get a mop!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-10-22 at 19:17:31

Oh man I remember this one from grade 2... You may have heard of it.

A skunk walks into a court room, what does the judged say?

Odour in the court!

AHAHAHAHH!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-10-22 at 20:11:49

Teacher: Ok Class what did jesus say when he was on the cross
(Boy pokes girl with pencil)
Girl: Stop It
Teacher: Very Good
Teacher: Ok what is gods sons name?
(Boy pokes girl with pencil again)
Girl: Jesus Crist!
Teacher: Good
Teacher: What did mary say after they had there 20th kid
(Boy pokes girl with pencil again)
Girl: TOUCH ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME AND ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!
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What do you call balls on your wall?
Wall-Nuts

What do you call balls on your chest?
Chest-Nuts

What do you call balls in a blender?
Mixed-Nuts

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-10-22 at 20:23:43

*covers crotch*

OUCHIES!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-10-22 at 21:44:51

Way to steal my joke, Kow. I was going to use that!

Knock Knocker: Knock, knock!
Unaware of Impending Hilarity: Who's there?
Knock Knocker: The guy from the!
Unaware of Impending Hilarity: The guy from the who?
Knock Knocker: The guy from The Who! Remember? He molested all those kids.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-10-22 at 21:45:32

Knock Knock
Who's there?
I'm gaewoo
I'm gaewoo who?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-10-22 at 21:46:07

You stole another one of mine! And that one was all me, I came up with that one and everything!

Also I changed it a little bit so people don't realize it so quickly.

Knock Knocker: Knock, knock!
In the Closet Homosexual: Who's there?
Knock Knocker: Emma Gaewoo!
Homosexual Emerging from the Closet: Emma Gaewoo who?
Knock Knocker: Fag.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-10-22 at 23:56:37

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!! ZOMG!!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-10-23 at 00:21:53

QUOTE(Internecivus @ Oct 22 2005, 08:44 PM)

Way to steal my joke, Kow. I was going to use that!

Looks like Kow's not the only person to be ripping off other's knock knock jokes.

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/110888

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-23 at 00:34:11

Whats your name?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-10-23 at 17:11:01

Why is the x-men so old?

Because ex-men.

ADDITION:
The Limo and the garage.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-10-24 at 15:59:13

Haha, you love that guy too, wesmic?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-10-24 at 16:01:08

QUOTE(wesmic da pimp @ Oct 23 2005, 12:21 AM)

Looks like Kow's not the only person to be ripping off other's knock knock jokes.

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/110888
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Actually, I got that from Xeno (Who prolly got it from there)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sessase on 2005-10-24 at 16:02:44

-What is worst than 2 Dead Babies in a Dustbin?

-1 Dead baby in 2 Dustbin.

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